Hassan SabbahNader!
When a problem used to come along, we would whip it. Now we pretend one party is evil, while the other party is just gosh darned unable to overcome the other evil party! Such a pretend problem!
Welcome to the land of the Patriot Acted — where endless war pays for itself by stripping us of our rights, while Elisabeth Hasselbeck burns. Or something like that.
As the confused liberal Democrats try to wrap their Prius bumper stickers of Change around what the is – is…in Indefinite Detention of American Terrorist Types (NDAA), they can’t say that Bradley Manning didn’t try to warn them.
Guantanamo tried to warn them too, but the multiple extensions of the Patriot Act and where Simon Cowell wants to stick his penis…keeps getting in their way. 
And Patriot Acted people keep wondering why I drink with Teabaggers. At least you know going into it, that they’re racist idiots who hate their own gay tendencies — because protecting coach Sandusky’s freedom to do what he does, to whom he does it to, is in the Constitution. Right next to our right to ignore municipal sewage treatment plants. Or so they tell me.
The new and improved Patriot Act/Forever Imprison Suspected American Truth Tellers Act, is not being pushed by President Bush. It’s Malia’s father who is doing that.
No amount of Prius bumper stickers of Change will ever change that. Although…a trillion dollar grift to Insitu just might.
Eleven years of conservative ideology has brought us eleven years of record Wall and Pentagon Street profit. How the two-party followers can’t see the 7 trillion dollar grifts, for Simon Cowells penis…is all on Barbara Walters shoulders.
I’d like to say I’d pay to see that…but I think I already have.
Remember patriots, if it weren’t for Ralph Nader’s having been semiconscious, Al Gore’s lockbox would have kept the Supreme Court and their hanging chad’s on K Street…where they belong.
Today’s Vigilant Lens tip of the day? Ehren Watada beat the Army’s illegal war and so can Bradley Manning.
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Threat Level Wapiti Wookie
Nike is a global corporation that hates the Homeland’s middle class, freedom and healthcare. This is why the CIA coordinates with your local police department, the Department of Homeland Security and Boeing…because camping while protesting does not build jets, but it will pay for the PERF.
Your local police department also relies upon Fusion Centers to supply them with information on tents, used book libraries and which MS media outlets will ignore the wall…that is covered in writing.
Nike imports the shoes, Obama drones the evildoers and you get to piss in a cup for your government cheese. 
It’s like a pattern or something – that the ILWU doesn’t really care that you get.
A progressive big blog Twitter won’t stop the flow, while a Breitbart exclusive is only an exclusive – because he made the shit up.
We should be vigilant. Signs of idiocy abounds. Guantanamo is open for business and the elk are ruining upscale golf for the few.
We must be more vigilant. Wapiti are known to be violent ungulates…born with a built-in Islamic hatred for golf.
If the Wapiti can attack our golf courses, then the Wookie can certainly cross the border at Port Angeles.
Wapiti hate us for our golf – Wookie hate us for our freedom to be constantly misinformed.
If Time Magazine were to ever nominate “the Protester” as Person of the Year…you’d then know that it’s time to just watch Portlandia, piss in the cup and perhaps get another tattoo.
Existence relies on dependence – dependence preys on our existence.
Threat level Wapati Wookie!
Stupid on the surface
relative near the bottom.
Cy Curnin Was Correct
Back in 1983 Ronald Reagan was really busy forgetting his name, while simultaneously laying the groundwork for the criminals that would follow him. Bush Sr., Bush Jr., Mrs. Clinton, Bill and then the Better Bush, would only not disappoint K Street, they’d prove Cy Curnin correct.
For example, if we were to use Joshua Holland’s blind journalistic patriotism to the official Homeland/PBS narrative…we’d find that Homeland Security does not coördinate – they retaliate. And in some instances, they even catch a few Teahadist-cattle rustlers in North Dakota!
Drones and Teahadist cattle rustlers don’t speak Spanish, Pashto or Farsi – nor do they fly over the genocide zone of Pine Ridge.
Pine Ridge – Iraq – VietAfPakistan – Fusion Centers – Mexico – Marijuana – Blackwater/Xe/Academi…and Patriot Acts? Over-funding the Pentagon and the super stupid secret security state (SSSSS), leads to endless wars against them, us and then the defunding of education.
Funny how one thing keeps leading to another.
Which reminds me, the sky’s are looking a bit red these nights…though we’ve got no Zero to save us.
Obviously we’ve regressed to 1983 levels of pre-Homeland stupidity. As an added bonus – Fear Factor is back!
Cy Curnin? You were correct. That is unless the Fixx’s songs were all about the Fulham Football Club or Dungeons and Dragons. If that’s the case, well then…umm, well played sir!
Vodpod videos no longer available.Death Panels for Birds Blow
Kenyan Death Panel
In these trying times that are the BushBama Depression – the winds of change might very well be able to generate electricity, but since many of us believe that the winds of change were conceived in Africa, fearing Chaz Bono’s Cha-Cha…is probably the best course of action for us
to take.
Now, I could give a dead Reagan’s left testicle as to what Chaz does with his Cha-Cha, but the Homeland’s Tehadist’s work in the Oil, Coal, Nuclear, Hydro Power and your Local PD industries of the planet. So obviously, they are required to have quite the unhealthy obsession with Chaz’s Cha Cha, bird death and the electrified winds of change.
For proof of what I say is true, God has conveniently created the comments section on almost every article that the Spokesman Review drones out. Go here, read about wind, electricity and controversy. Then go to God’s comment section, which is located waaayyy down below the article, in a really hot southerly direction. If you know what I’m sayin’ – if ya know what I mean.
As you can read for yourself, birds are being murdered, and in the end, wind might just cost us more than oil, coal and the new football coach at WSU combined!
God’s comment section sure does work in mysterious ways. 
Now I know the Teahadist’s mean well. They only want what’s fair for the billionaire, a tiny government without stop lights, no waste water treatment plants and fewer black people for all of us — all of which is supposed to somehow trickle down from dead Reagan’s left testicle.
I don’t think that makes any sense…but neither do the MoveOn.orgbangers who still haven’t quite grasped which party it is, that keeps passing Patriot and National Defense Appropriation Acts.
Newt’s Gingrich and his Palestinian hating followers believe that children should work for the Homeland.
As if right on cue…Michele Bachmann says that she’s been a private business woman since she was five-years-old.
President Obama is now said to be gaining support from…Democrats.
Since the winds of change actually originate from the Bohemian Grove in California — I’m left with that sinking feeling one might get – once the realization sets in, that the only two choices we have for a Homeland babysitter are…Jerry Sandusky or Charlie Sheen.
Choosing a winner from the life’s losers…is all that we are able to do.
I think I know who we’d probably choose – though the thought does linger – what the hell went wrong with our definition of winning?
Like Rodents for Chocolate
Caged laboratory rats are showing more empathy-driven behavior towards one another — than many of We the 300 million Patriot Acted.
In a study of caged laboratory rats, “researchers” found that when they offered chocolate to a free rat, that “free rat” skipped the treat – and chose to try to free its imprisoned friend instead…
This kind of “emotional contagion” had been observed previously in rats — but what happened next was more unexpected. As described by Science Daily, “After several daily restraint sessions, the free rat learned how to open the restrainer door and free its cagemate. Though slow to act at first, once the rat discovered the ability to free its companion, it would take action almost immediately upon placement in the test arena.” – Overpaid rat torturer.
Freedom over chocolate. Go here, read more about the intelligently superior rat…and do try to steer clear of those unfortunate “emotional contagions” that might, you know, encourage us to be more like empathetic caged rats.
At this stage of today’s post, an inappropriate segue would certainly be a nice change from the norm…31E MOS.
31E MOS. That there’s fancy Army speak for who will detain the civilians, once the detention camps for ‘Caged Homelandians Who’re Capable of Ignoring the offered Chocolate Treats’…open up. These camps are essentially just like Bush’s FEMA Camps for Liberals, but with a much longer abbreviation.
31E MOS is not only today’s segue, but it’s also not even remotely close to a different topic. 
See the Patriot Acted. See the Patriot Acted eat chocolate. Mmm, good chocolate.
If the psyco-psychiatrists and their medical professional friends will torture humans for profit, why should Erik Prince be held to higher standard?
When Russian’s are able to protest their sham elections – with nary a DHS coördinated local PD attack…why do we then blame Ralph Nader for Naomi Klein Wolf’s…Hanging Chad?
Don’t ask why – just eat the chocolate.
Sports are fun and sports are important. Cities will steal from the poor – to give the rich a basketball team – schools, Christmas gifts and angry youth without futures? Sorry. Fuck you – but why not take out a high interest loan for a new Sonics t-shirt?
Insects Think We're Funny
We could blame the tasty chocolate, but we should just blame Wenatchee, Washington. Blame Wenatchee for their defaulted arena. Blame Wenatchee for being just like Seattle – for the Mariners needed a stadium – your teeth really don’t need fillings – there’s an invisible Kingdome with a bunch of debt?
Mmm chocolate.
After We the Patriot Acted have gone extinct, the insects will be back in charge of freedom’s democracy.
The insects don’t care about religion and they don’t care about Christmas. I suppose they’re a bit like a co-op, minus the fees and the humans who wear scratchy wool underwear. As an added bonus, the parking lot will be free of Prius’ and Subaru’s…and besides, most insects could give a shit about your Change bumper stickers, or who you voted for.
If the insects of today could somehow speak to us about our own future demise…they might just say that Wenatchee resembled Seattle – while Spokane rhymed with Tehran…when pronounced in
Interior Salish.
Yeah? Yaahh.
Vodpod videos no longer available.Hope is Only 600 Light-Years Away
So I guess NASA has discovered a Kevin Costner approved planet that will support Capitalism, Democracy and a few Starbucks? Great news!
At 600 light-years away, we could all be enjoying a Freedom filled Frappuccino and some Walmart brand – organic meat bits, in saaaayyy maybe 20 million years or so?
I’m no marketing guru, but I don’t think we as a species…have that kind of time.
Just ask BP, the Homeland’s Congress or the smarter organisms of deep space. They’ve already cashed our checks and written us off as being not much brighter than worm food.
D.B. Cooper – America’s Most Wanted
Would Impeach D.B. Cooper
It’s 2011…and Representative John Conyers is much closer to making a decision on the Bush Impeachment.
Much, much much closer.
Thank D.B. Cooper’s lost 200 grand!
And therein lies the rub. We are super-infatuated with D.B. Cooper and his jump to freedom with 200 grand…because the 7.7 trillion-dollar Grift for Wall Street – when added to the multiple trillion dollar wars/Patriot Acting for the 1% – are so mind-bogglingly insane/illegal/immoral…that thinking about D.B. Cooper is about all that we
can muster.
It’s easier than picking apples, so next Fall…don’t get any crazy ideas.
Gearing the Homeland and her clients up for perpetual war – is what makes the Manifest Destiny go round.
Fighting marijuana by killing Mexicans and closing schools in the Homeland – is just what we do.
Being the best Clark Griswold’s that we can be – won’t prosecute any torturing CIA cowards from Spokane, but it will get Rod Blagojevich 14 years for corruption. Some might call this phenomenon getting Blagojeviched, I call it getting Rahm Emanuelled.
Rod Blagojevich is to Saddam, as D.B. Cooper was to Bin Laden. One kept better notes, the others? Well…they did not.
Remember patriots – we support the troops by dumping their remains in landfills. We fight the wars for Boeing and Halliburton, so that the One Percentile can remind us that freedom isn’t free…and oh yes, D.B. Cooper got away with it.
Now hurry up and get to Target – for the Christmas ship has come in.
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