Mindless Drones is People!
Myths are like assholes.
Everybody has used one in more ways than one.
Some, more than others. Others less than some.
Conservatives conserve. That’s a myth.
Liberal Democrats conserve. This would be true, except liberal Democrats are also a myth.
Conservatives love First Nations gambling.
Gambling when used for raising funds for cash strapped states – best idea ever! Taxing Boeing, millionaires, prostitution, marijuana and or stupidity? Worst idea since science.
There are no myths here, just assholes.
Skynet’s Terminator drones were once thought of as myths. Arnold’s Pants Drone is a legend, often confused for a myth. The drones of the CIA, the DHS, the DoD, and your local PD…are all assholes, chasing expensive myths.
Some drones are used to kill women and children. Some drones are used to strip the Constitution. The Constitution being a conservative favorite myth.
Many drones do illegal things like rape children, while other drones break the pretend rules of ethics. Obviously, ethics are for assholes who believe in fairy tale myths.
Some drones will vote for Democrats while listening to NPR. You know what the drones do say…that’s funny, Garrison Keillor never
mentions any drones?
Yahoo! Finance and World News Reports! says there are 10 myths about job hunting…but they’re just assholes. The jobs?
Those are the myth.
Some myths are like assholes – some assholes are like myths.
God made assholes exit only – probing conservatives and liberals
double negatives – cancelers of freedom – freedom be the myth.
What they’ve got – they gotta put it in us.
The Color of the Enemy
Great big progressive news-like outlets are beginning to understand…that something is amiss.
Time Magazine, CBS, NBC and ABC knew something was amiss about 80 years ago. This understanding eventually led to the teevee, which gave us the intellectual giants that are Limbaugh, Beck and Brokaw.
These days we have to wade through the Malkin, the Holland, or a Huffington, only to get Drudged in the end. Sure it’s hilarious at times, but here we still sit – 7.7 trillion GRIFTED – while Karl Rove does not fear being Patriot Acted.
Now we stand at the precipice of idiocy and third, which we will not complete. Fourth down and 42 is not the end of the world…but now that 60 minutes and the huge progressive outlets have taken notice, the end must certainly be near.
Grab your Bush-era plastic sheeting, MRE’s and duct tape…and let’s take a look! 
60 minutes has went and pondered an Occupy-like question about the mortgage crimes. Seeing the Countrywide forest for the FED’s 7.7 trillion dollar trees, is not going to imprison Liz Cheney.
The LA Times has now went and gone all “The Atlantic” on us, and pondered the illegal war we’re currently fighting in Iran.
Your Post Office had been run fairly efficiently until 2006, when your Republican and always portrayed as liberal Democratic Congress…passed the Postal Accountability Enhancement Act, or as I like to call it, the – Hey, They Keep Letting Us Patriot Act Them So WTF!
That’s HTKLUPATSWTF! for those of you playing at home.
Unions, freedom, healthcare, a semi-clean environment and a decent retirement are not for us. These things are what we promise to others, before we kill them to pay for the National Defense Authorization Act.
As if you needed anything more to help you watch another season of The Biggest Loser, you fat bastards in Arizona will soon be out
of water. Just a friendly FYI…
Some days on the tubes and wires of the dead Ted Stevens internets, a couple more humans turn away from the funny Katz pictures and the Disney Teen porn of the second…only to find that a Pot SWAT Team might just kick in their doors and kill them, just before the Fukushima austerity kills whatever gets left behind them.
That’s a shit load O links to click on today. Hey but at least you’re not Naomi Klein’s Holland Wolf – waking up next to Radley Balko.
The color of the enemy is all of us.
Unless you’re black, brown, Muslim or First Nation.
Then of course…none of this is news to you.
Tebowing Orwell Leads to Mellencamp Daydreams
I took the better part of today to ditch my pessimism for a tall glass of Tebow optimism!
Like most humans not lucky enough to live here, I found out that God only answers the prayers of NFL quarterbacks. God then slipped up and accidentally answered my prayers, for I also got to watch Brett Favre win in Jersey! God damned that man hasn’t aged a bit! He even
seems taller.
After late fall’s early sunset, my optimism was beaten down and murdered by the 4 or 5 Clark Griswolds that live in the neighborhood.
Oh well, guess I’m more of a pony keg half empty kind of guy.
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Glenn Greenwald has a fair amount of things to say. Most of it is pretty good. But for the love of Juliette Lewis! — his articles are rarely shorter than 73,000 words. So instead, I give you the words of George Orwell that Glenn used today, you know, instead…
All nationalists have the power of not seeing resemblances between similar sets of facts. A British Tory will defend self-determination in Europe and oppose it in India with no feeling of inconsistency. Actions are held to be good or bad, not on their own merits, but according to who does them, and there is almost no kind of outrage — torture, the use of hostages, forced labour, mass deportations, imprisonment without trial, forgery, assassination, the bombing of civilians — which does not change its moral colour when it is committed by ‘our’ side. . . . The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.
Good stuff.
Tebowing George Orwell might lead some of you to question a few things. With me, it tends to make me think about Juliette Lewis, the summer corn fields of my Indiana youth…and far too many Mellencamp songs.
Dare to be just a little different.
Vodpod videos no longer available.The Food Stamp Macchiato Wars
The food stamp macchiato wars are in full swing in places like Salem, Oregon…which allows us to ignore the somewhat serious issues like Army Anthrax Attacks and 7 trillion dollar Grifts for billionaires.
How dare a human in a Oregon Safeway buy a calorie rich beverage with food stamps! Why aren’t these freeloading terrorists flying God’s drones and blowing up the terrorist children who dwell in all those – terroristy places that surround the glorious Homeland?
Like Portland!
It’s really, really really, really pathetic how easily we can be distracted.
Hey hows that? Howie Mandel has yet another show on the teevee!? Fabulous. 
In rural Oregon, the middle class is rapidly dying out. The middle class in rural Oregon are not dying out due to illegal Spanish speakers, or the food stamp macchiato swindlers…it’s the 7 trillion-dollar grifts…peoples. It’s also the Army Anthrax Attacks, Bank of America’s crimes, the endless wars for Boeing and Howie Mandel.
Blaming humans who carry food stamps, the Spanish speakers, liberals and Teahadists, is much easier than say…giving oxygen a fighting chance to make it the short distance to our brains. See Prineville, Oregon for more.
There are at least 30 signs that we the Patriot Acted are either being groomed to serve as pets, or – what’s left of the available oxygen, just isn’t making that short journey from right in front of our noses…to our brains.
You could ask some Canadians what they think about all of this…but they’ve now got a Department of Homeland Security problem of
their own.
See the food stamp carrying coffee buyers for more.
Do not go looking for answers, just be thankful for what genocide brought you before, and brings to us now.
As Perry Farrell once sang, “children are innocent, teenagers fucked up in the head, adults are even more fucked up and elderlies are like children”
Like I said, we’ve got an oxygen to our brains problem…and we probably will make great pets. Maybe.
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At The Gate
When I took the above photo, Cindy was at the gate of George W. Bush’s White House…using the intercom and asking him to man up and come outside.
George never came out, and a few years later, all we managed to get was more of the same.
Thank Samuel Adams Pale Ale, that at least the sameness…is now spoken in better English.
All of us are fenced off…but only a few of us are at the gate.
7.7 trillion dollars were “secretly” handed to the criminals of Wall Street, while we all fretted over the paltry 700 billion that we knew about.
There are only a few of us at the gate.
We hear that while conditions are bad in Saudi Arabia, we also like to pretend that they’re not somehow just as bad in Alabama.
7.7 trillion dollars. Over 7 – motherfucking trillion dollars…and there’s only a handful of us at the gate.
Yeah buddy…those “illegal humans” who pick our GMO laden foods for us…yeah, they’re the problem.
Most of the Homeland’s walls have gates. Why not occupy one?
Being Mike Gravel
Mike Gravel recently had some things to say about Obama, profit wars, phony triumphalism, moral compasses and such.
Mike also called Netanyahu a liar. Nice change of pace.
Video is below…
In other news, Janet Napolitano may or may not have been in constant communication with…our food.
Yes our food is worse for us than 18,024 screaming Al Qaeda terrorist humans, that live only in the minds of James O’Keefe and our TSA employees.
Which is weird, because our TSA employees are actually trapped in James O’ Keefe’s mind. It’s kind of like a really retarded and poorly produced version of Being John Malkovich.
Harold and Kumar meet Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison?
I don’t know, but welcome to just another day in the Homeland.
Change is Complicit
Change in a Box
Change came to us in the form of a Democratic President, who made room in the White House for all his rowdy Wall Street criminal friends.
Change then brought us endless war for Lockheed Martin, Raytheon and Boeing, because change is complicated.
Change then declined to close Guantanamo and Bagram, because the GEO Group prisons will soon run out of room.
Change is Janet Napolitano. Though it’s funny, because Janet sure looks a lot like Michael Chertoff.
If you’re a pretend journalist living in a pretend world of journalistic fuckwadery, then you’ll certainly be rebutting Naomi Wolf’s rebuttal…to any and all pre-rebuttals, that were previously thought to be rebuttal proof and or rebuttal free.
Why?
Because Change is…all about rebutting rebuttals, until no one cares who rebuts what, while the Senate votes to imprision you in Obama’s not closed Guantanamo.
Naomi does a fine job rebutting Holland’s Opus. But life isn’t like a box of shitty chocolates. Life is more like a shorter Holland’s Opus, where it doesn’t matter how deeply the Department of Homeland Security is banging you…it only matters that rebuttals get rebutted.
Meanwhile, words like Olympia/Tacoma PMR, John Towery, Clint Colvin and Erhren Watada, get forgotten behind the dumpster of freedom — that once held your Posse and your Comitatus. 
It’s not like a bunch of us weren’t warning you…but those yellow ribbons of troop support sure are magical.
In addition to some of Naomi’s rebuttal of the pre-rebuttal, some of you might try searching Olympia PMR and John Towery. Then ponder a man named Richard Purcell, who lives on Marrowstone Island, just a stones throw away from the largest weapons depot of the Blaine Sector.
A V-Lens hint for journalists everywhere…think Microsoft-NSA Key-Echelon, which is in no way related to Occupy LA or any – somewhat bigger picture.
Change sure is.
Change is also like the air blowing through the clean nuclear power at Fukushima.
Change is using John Wayne to help us ignore genocide.
Change is Yahoo! News just realizing that we knew about Pearl Harbor before…Bush knew about Bin Laden’s CIA paychecks from
Rep. Norm Dicks.
Change.
Change is Patriot-like Acts and empires that could not be maintained, without a little help from the journalists and the Estate, that comes in a far distant Fourth.
Change requires complicity.
Complicity requires change.
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