No Ordinary Means of Occupation
The poet Layne Staley once sang, “I say stay long enough to repay all who cause strife.”
The TSA causes strife. They prevent nothing.
Preventing nothing causes strife.
We should stay longer.
The Pentagon causes worldwide strife. They’ve prevented nothing. Ever.
Preventing nothing causes strife.
Always.
We should occupy longer.
China causes strife. They have prevented nothing.
The Patriot Acted peoples of China fight back.
The Patriot Acted peoples of the Homeland do not fight back – though we have lingered here awhile.
We’ve caused much strife.
We’ve prevented nothing.
Restricting our freedom to travel prevents nothing.
We should stay longer – though…Russell Means takes a different view of our occupation.
Vodpod videos no longer available.Freedom of Your Meat
Moo-MRSA
If the FDA doesn’t care about Obama’s droned children of Yemen, then you can bet that the FDA probably isn’t too concerned with the freedom of your meat.
The tainted meat supply of the Homeland accounts for ‘nearly most of’ our inability to think beyond the end of our dicks. The rest of our inability to think critically can be blamed upon Darwin, for I think he knew the way to a man’s heart…was through his crotch.
George Carlin told us this for decades – but we thought he was joking…
MRSA – or Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, invaded our meat faster than Osama or Saddam ever dared think about. This is because in reality, they weren’t really thinking about anything beyond the end of their CIA financed dicks. You could ask Rep. Norm Dicks about this, but the end of his dick is deeply implanted within Boeing’s profit canal. So why not grill a steak?
Meet your meat! It’s loaded with myth, mire and MRSA…and as few of us know, an anti-biotic a day — keeps the health insurance at bay.
So keep it in your shorts, because it’s not the size of your meat that matters – it’s how Shell, Boeing and the media use your meat against you that counts.
Christmas Leaf
Dead leaves allow for next spring’s greenery.
Unless the tree of imagined freedom is cut down before
the Homeland Spring.
Democracy being the third cousin removed from Christmas…leaves us just one logger from oblivion.
We the omnipotent majority have the power of civil disobedience.
Which like the mighty tree of imagined freedom…leaves most of us just one logger away from oblivion.
It’s our drone ideology that counts.
Happy Holidays.
Vodpod videos no longer available.See More Iran for Contras
Latest TSA scanning angle
Jimmy Carter knows something about Iran — as does Oliver North. This is bad news for our troops, bad news for Iranian women and children, but great news for Lockheed Martin!
So…much to the dismay of Malia/Sasha Obama – the Teahadists and MoveOn.org – the President will soon uncloak yet another war for Boeing and Northrop Grumman’s drones.
In a semi-decent Homeland, Seymour Hersh would be calling this president a war criminal. Seymour would then demand that Rep. John Conyers restart the impeachment proceedings against — President Bush?
I guess the best way to entice Seymour to write a scathing, war criminalesque rebuke of this president, would be for you to elect a Republican. 
Speaking of ample bosom…
A couple of you in the Seattle Fusion Center might remember Secretary Chertoff. He was the Bush czar who called for the TSA ample bosom scanning of…the conservative wives who inhabit Spokane, Washington.
Outraged? You shouldn’t be. The TSA scanners don’t actually work. Besides, the extra dose of perfectly safe, Fukushima-like radiation, is less than you’d receive if you were to saaayyy…pick your nose while driving by the Hanford Nuclear Grape Growing Reservation.
It’s all actually kind of funny, because Chertoff had no idea that the Spokane “International” Airport only connects to places like Medford, Oregon and Rumsfeld’s ranch in Montana.
Obviously, Seymour Hersh will not be tying Bush’s Army Anthrax Attacks – to the attacks upon the Occupy movement – with the endless wars on our endless complacency.
We will see more war, but we will not notice the dead.
We will see more attacks upon us, but we will not notice Oliver North.
We will see more fear, but we will not see more Hersh.
Wormhole to Change
Iraq is now free to do what it pleases.
The Obama’s hate Christmas but love brown-skinned Muslim humans?
The internet allows for freedom of expression and truthiness does sometimes escape. This is why it must die.
If more than one baby Jesus disappears from a natiVity scene…it should be called what it is – a theft ring of baby Jesus figures.
When theft rings start targeting baby Jesus figurines, we must assume then that Saddam did indeed have WMD’s – and that keeping notes on which CIA tool said what…was not one of his strong suits.
If The National Institutes of Health can replicate Bird Flu and improve upon it so that the Pentagon might weaponize it…by all means this is what should be done. We can argue about which not-white human to blame later…
If the never-ending wars for Northrop Grumman start to bother you, you should watch more teevee and teach your children how to copy your behavior. What the fuck could possibly go wrong? Jesus may not approve of condoms…but he sure does giggle uncontrollably when the kids grind.
Our enemies sure are crafty. They’ve been able to attack us from within, ‘from within‘, while never actually having made it in.
I say why not donate to the President’s reelection? And you know what? If change is what you’re looking for…perhaps you should just find a wormhole and move to Kepler-22b.
Vodpod videos no longer available.A Hitchens in Our Giddy-Up
Christopher Hitchens has up and died. Iraq has won the Homeland Lottery and Bradley Manning is us.
Hitchens wrote the book on being wrong – while in the ‘right camp’ – while pretending to dress left.
Iraq’s WMD’s when spoken in French – spelled out billions in no-bid contracts for Halliburton.
When you say Iraq in Spanish, it sounds like Saudi Arabia in English, but since 9/11 – Afghanistan when spoken in Turkic, spells endless profit for Boeing.
Sure it’s confusing for most of us…this is why Obama is going after Bradley Manning and not Liz Cheney.
Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman stimulate their economy by killing children in Yemen. Which is “funny”, because Hitchens stimulated his economy by killing children in Iraq.
The Border Patrol when spoken in Farsi, is still doing less-than nothing to protect you from Wall Street.
When asked in Spanish what it is the Border Patrol is doing with your money…Janet Napolitano answered: none of your fucking business – in Pashto. Which of course the NSA knew before you did…because Bradley Manning is us.
There’s a Hitchens in our giddy-up. And when spoken in K Street lingo means…Obama is as liberal as the Newt.
Vodpod videos no longer available.DOJ Flows Down
The DOJ having ignored war crimes, slavery, torture and Karl Rove-like elections for the last 140 years or so, is all a bit like water under the bridge. Said water is rife with turds, Monsanto runoff and pharmaceutical laden urine — but this is why we build bridges…that we can no longer maintain.
Shit and Reagan’s economic terrorism both flow downhill…which is the same direction the Homeland, Canada, Mexico and many a metro-area police department have gone.
Enter the Seattle Times and their editors at the Seattle Police Department. Evidently, the DOJ can only ignore government sponsored genocide for so long…before they act.
In a recent article at the Seattle Times, we can read that according to the editors at the Seattle PD, “the level of open violence toward officers at Monday’s Occupy the Port protest hasn’t been seen since the World Trade Organization was here in 1999.” Go here to read even more.
In an even more recent Seattle Times article, we find that the editors at the Seattle PD must have dozed off. For today, we can read the words from the DOJ about the Seattle PD and it’s level of violence towards humans, “A federal civil-rights investigation into the Seattle Police Department has found routine and widespread use of excessive force by officers…” Go here to read even more.
Violent cops reporting on violent activists. Journalism like this reminds me of the reason we invaded and ruined Iraq.
It was because of the WMD’s in Spokane.
Shit, like our morals, both flow in similar directions.
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The Vigilant Lens 