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Black and White and Red Room Lodges

February 17, 2018


Diane…” – Agent Dale Cooper on almost anything



My 5th Grade Teacher’s Dodgeball Skills Would Have Killed Jeff Bezos

February 11, 2018

© The Vigilant Lens


a vast homeland of spied upon gum chewers that have never noticed any military parade carried out in most any corner of the planet and everywhere in-between



MoMA and Your Mom Art Walk Into a Chili’s

February 6, 2018

Gentrified Chest on Stand” – $5,400

Employing the unsaturated social studies filter, the image producer walks us far, far down a leisurely path that has contained not one hint of an elevation gain…since before the days when Netflix could only mail you a DVD of The Breakfast Club.


Changed Same Surrounded by Routine

January 25, 2018

WOMAN: Dennis, there’s some lovely filth down here. Oh — how’d you do?
ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
Who’s castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Britons.
WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we’re all Britons and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous
DENNIS: You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes–
WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That’s what it’s all about if only people would–
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives
in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don’t have a lord.
DENNIS: I told you. We’re an anarchosyndicalist commune. We take
it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,–
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: –but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more–
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!


Corporate War Still Sucks

January 18, 2018

Democrats say the fat man is a Putin-stooge puppet.
Democrats then vote to exceed the fat man Putin-stooge puppet’s war budget request.
Democrats say the fat man Putin-stooge puppet is also cheating on his wife.
Democrats have not yet dismantled the GEO Group ICE prisons-for-profit and deportation.
Democrats say fat cheating man/Putin-stooge puppet is an insane treason committer.
Democrats just voted to allow the crazy-fat cheating man/Putin-stooge/treason puppet, unlimited warrant-free spying power just like Obama and Bush had.

Your news, weather and traffic together.
Also, Guantanamo is your affordable healthcare.


Resist #Harder

December 29, 2017

skip the starbucks
flag the fake jobs and high rents on craigsListicle
boeing’s raytheon engineers will never scrub the toilets for lockheed’s jpmorgan chase


Thought Tanking: Just This Side of Iraq. Version 4.Still

December 27, 2017

me, waiting for change like it’s 2000 and nine
you, bought a new prius and donated to the latest art-scheme for higher rents across from the largest weapons-shipping operation on most any coast


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