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Funny People in Vehicles Buying Stuff

June 17, 2018


…hey man, do what you want. It’s an Inverted Totalitarian Homeland.


This is Not My Beautiful Art Grant!

June 15, 2018




the practice of pointing out that anything happening today is a direct result of well-meaning Patriot Acted folks near flag days having ignored all the previous/today wars, internment camps and child prisons in places like every U.S. city since before your mom found Democratic Underground.



Three Seconds to Midnite Mine

June 13, 2018


the revolution will be gentle
rents will be incredible
liberal war ignorers stand trembling with palin at her Russian viewing window





Bezos Bezos-Golly

June 12, 2018

comet hale-bopp must be floating above the night sky again, for the democrats will not tolerate a peaceful downturn in raytheOn profits and the republicans do love a good bunk bed.



I @’d The President in a Tweet And All I Got Was a Job At MSNBC

June 4, 2018

like the price of your cosTco toilet paper
depended on it


Never Wanted to Be No Pop Sing-Ger

May 25, 2018





Hashtag Pacific Northwest Living

May 20, 2018

Employing the updated “Expose Yourself to Art™️©️” filter simply because I had old Portland and Mayor Bud Clark on my mind is probably no reason to.

And yet.


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