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50 Ways to Vote Left-Handed

February 21, 2017


a day ahead and roughly many portlands later
nothing same to change
except maybe for our age at life during conception

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WVLPT Digital Pirated Radio

February 11, 2017

Evening humans. The peninsula is woke and broke as per usual–though the doctors and wineries do seem to be multiplying. I hear that Tom’s off-menu soup is doing really great visual work on Facebook. Great work Tom, see you Tuesday.

Weather to the wise is pretty much the same as usual. Don’t tell the visitors.

War, it seems, is doing even better than before whenever it hasn’t. War has always paid someone well, it just never ends all the same. From the feels of the comments in the weekly digital rag…folks are stirred up for the first time in almost 8 years about things that have been going on for more than 16.  No mention of the expensive forever-wars, it just never ends all the same.  I think it was Whitney Houston who said: “I love to sing, but it’s just not fun anymore.” Oohrah Whitney, oohrah.

In news of business; a few have closed, beer does well, trinkets for tourists abound and the mill is still here for almost as long as the mill in Camas. Don’t tell the visitors.

That about wraps it up, locals. Learn to use those roundabouts correctly…cause’ you know there’s a third one on the way right? Rock on/be vigilant and yield to the moving vehicle in the circle to the left, unless your circling right, or just don’t give a shit. Don’t tell the visitors.

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So Your Parents Listened to Mötley Crüe

February 5, 2017

There are only so many empty kombucha jars that can be filled in the shade of not caring where all the money actually goes.

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Entitled but Woke

February 3, 2017

97 prius, 6 volt and one obliviously out of its element 82′ volvo
pass the homeless at every exit of the co-op
making for nostalgic thought of our time spent in Yelapa
before all the fucking yoga showed up

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Better Call Rick Steves

February 1, 2017

 

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My Love is Like an Undeclared War on Their

January 29, 2017

it’s taken, it’s stolen
it’s hidden, it’s open
it, its, it’s all
for sale

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Fade to Same

January 27, 2017

 

science proved during him,
that we’d just sit here with our NDAA
waiting for not one mckibben to ever link Keystone with Yemen, Iraq or Vietghanistan

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