It’s the Wars Stupids
State Ag’s from all across the Homeland are now ready to sue to end the Healthscare 2010! law. In my state, we have the dishonorable AG Rob McKenna, who is nothing more than a Dino Rossi in BIAW clothing.
In English for the slow-witted, that means they’re lying, sad sack motherfuckers, who love Jesus, money and power, when it suits them to. And as we all should know by now, it always suits them to.
NO ONE wants to pay for education. No one wants the government telling them where to stick their sex parts. No one wants to sit around all day watching teevee and loading their guns of freedom, while praying that they can squeeze a shot off at a Democrat or a ‘Muslin.’ No one wants to fight in the wars that they condone by their apathy.
And yet…
Sarah Palin is getting over a million dollars an episode from the Discovery Channel, to show us around the state that she quit. Bill Gates wants to invest kabillions in back yard nuclear reactors, that run on nuclear waste and yet create no new waste, because he can. Bill and Sarah do not want to stop the bleeding at its source.
The femoral artery of the Homeland has been blown open by a Congressional IED…and we’re bleeding out.
Think of your Pentagon and our endless wars on the evil doers. Think of the CIA and its black budget. Think of the $12 billion dollars in cash…that we sent to Iraq on a magical, disappearing pallet of freedom.
Where were the State’s AG’s of the glorious Homeland, when Bush and his Republican criminal cohorts, raided your mason jars full of savings? Right now, those same state AG’s sit by and watch, as their schools close. They maneuver political, as war crimes continue. Where were these State’s AG’s when Bush stripped Lady Justice and raped her while Rumsfeld watched?
They were busy attending Klan rally’s and feeding on freedom fries…while hunkered down during Alert Level Mauve’s and dreaming wet dreams of the hunt for humans of the illegal brown variety.
It is the wars, stupids. It’s also the lack of learnin’ the difference between a weapon and a gun.
Media, I Can Has One?
David Swanson, Ann Wright and Cindy Sheehan
David Swanson over at AfterdowningStreet.org, has some words and observations about the state of the Homeland’s media. He even dares to back up his claims with actual examples of media fail. How dare he?
David has done an excellent job covering the Bush wars on truth and he continues to cover the current administrations ongoing use of the Bush doctrine. David even called Rep. John Conyers a lying asshole.
Okay, I may have embellished a tad on the Conyers thing.
Not unlike David, I too have asked the question, “what the fuck is wrong with you media drones?” And still, still! I get zero invitations to the Radio & TV Correspondents’ Dinner. For proof of my having questioned the media, allow me to over self link to myself…which as any Teabagger worth it’s salt will tell you, over self linking causes blindness and may condemn your soul to eternal damnation.
Kind of like watching Ann Coulter’s Adam’s Apple move while she barks out her dogma.
So what I believe David, myself and others, are attempting to get at, is, blame the war crimes, torture, the drug wars, the health scare, the Miley Cyrus and Wall Street, on your corrupt government and its complicit media. Then blame yourself, for having watched it all play out in front of you on the View! and other such Homelandian news pushing outlets.
“Are there any lessons to be learned Mr Lens?” Yes, yes indeed there are. These lessons are, in order of importance…
- The old media has failed, the new/independent media must respond.
- Sarah Palin has a degree in journalism.
- New media must find some death free funding.
- I drink way too much coffee
For a peek at what a journalist might do to help, go here. For a good story on fake journalists and the Bush legacy of stupidity…go here.
For some stupid picture of cats doing stuff, go here. After you’re ready to shoot yourself, but just before you decide to move to Texas, keep an eye on independent media outlets like AfterdowningStreet.org and MediaMatters.org.
I’ll stay Vigilant as well…
Daniel Ellsberg being welcomed to Crawford Texas
Seattle Shoppers Momentarily Truthinized
This past Sunday, shoppers of the Homeland, (subsection Blaine Sector) momentarily bore witness to an event that required little to no engagement, beyond their usual Westlake Center disdain of humans asking for spare change.
Several hundred people turned out to rally at Westlake and march through Pikes Place, to remind the fragile shopper of the Blaine District of the fake wars in far off lands that actually kill people.
7 years in Iraq, pushing 9 years in Vietghanistan. The score? The USA broke, CIA 27.
Add to that score several thousand dead U.S. troops and over a million dead brown-skinned humans, who unfortunately, found themselves living in one of several Homeland democracy spreading/freedom zones…
As the old media told us in their reportage, this event was the smallest turnout yet for an Iraq war protest. Interestingly enough, last year, the Seattle Seahawks only averaged 67 thousand humans per home game.
Thanks old media.
Emma Kaplan was one of the organizers of Sunday’s event, skip the old media, go read about the day from her instead.
On Sunday, Seattle shoppers located in the Blaine Sector of the Homeland, were indeed momentarily truthinized.
Every moment counts.
Teabagged by Design
The Teabagger branch of the Republikkkican party, has kindly reminded the rest of the apathetic Homeland, that our GMO crops, corn syrup and chemical laden water, have claimed the minds of several generations of idiots.
You’ve no doubt caught wind of the failure of the fourth estate. If not, I pity you.
The fake wars, the evil doers, the torture of POW’s and the talking points of racists, were sold to you by the fourth estate. The Teabaggers we were told, were a legitimate group of concerned Homelandians, who are sick of taxes, big government and the Marxist/Socialist/Communista style health scare and or stuff.
Here’s the Vigilant Lens hint of the day…stop watching your teevee.
It lies, like a Republican.
Racist teabagger’s=Republican Party. They are one in the same.
The healthscare distraction distracted us from the fake wars for over a year now. There is still no accountability for the war crimes of Bush and the Cheney. No accountability for the torture, the upcoming torture, or the wars on Mexicans and the evil devil weed, marijuana…that is better for you than cough medicine and or voting in Ohio.
One million dollars is no longer enough to retire on, thanks to the Bush/Cheney depression. I think many of us would be lucky to have 1200 dollars to retire on, but yeah thanks for thinking about us.
Insurance executive criminals are still getting multimillion dollar compensation packages, because they want to. And because they like to be manicured, high-priced hand jobs are high-priced and they’ve also grown accustom to their lifestyle choices of fucking over the middle-class and poor humans of the Homeland.
It’s the fake wars and torture stupid. It will not go away.
Teabaggers? Fuck them. They’re a poorly crafted distraction, by the very same people who fear the Hague.
The next time you hear the old media mention the baggers, just watch my super secret Teabagger surveillance video, passed on to me by the Border Patrol. Then stop watching your teevee.
Cheaper than a Starbucks Gun Show
Guns and proses aside, tomorrow, Sunday in Seattle, there will be an opportunity for the citizens of the Homeland (Blaine Sector) to gather, protest, network and or yell at the nearby shoppers and tourists.
Be you Democrat, Republicrat, hipster or Ron Paul himself, your Homeland is still spending more money on the fake wars for Boeing, than Sarah Palin wants for her second book.
It’s been seven years since the start of the Iraq occupation. Perhaps those of you in the Blaine Sector tire of the price, the death and the lies? Then get off your couch of apathy, stop blaming Ralph Nader and show up around 1130 am, tomorrow, Westlake Center. Voice your displeasure. Maybe a few bloggers will show up as well?
It’s safer than a Seattle hot dog, cheaper than the aforementioned Starbucks gun show and more fun than a tea party at
Tim Eyman’s place.
See y’all there.
Happy Anniversary Iraq
Mistakes Happen
Hey Iraq, it’s been seven years since your freedom kicked in! You’re welcome!
George W. Bush sends his best!
Hope all is well there in freedomville? Have you applied for any credit cards yet? You folks will be needing those, because as you know, freedom isn’t free and you owe us a great deal.
Sure, yes, we know anywhere from 100,000 to a million of you have died. Yes, we’re really not too solid on the numbers, because our media is run by the CIA and we’re a bit preoccupied with March Madness!! But you know how that goes.
Yes, okay, mistakes were made. But look on the bright side, even Republicans (minus Rove and Cheney) will admit it now. That, my brown-skinned friends, is what we in the Texas sector of the Homeland call…a Chuck Norris reverse heel kick of a compliment!
Sure we promised to kick ass on the evil doers and be gone in like two days. But at least your women folk are better off. Yes? Am I right?
I know we said there wouldn’t be any permanent bases or occupation…I know, I know. But look, you’ll have about 25, 000 Starbucks now!? Per 4 city block area! And the outlet malls. Guys, you’re gonna love the outlet malls!
Abu Who??
Abu Ghraib that's who
Ooooh yeah, that’s right. That Abu. Yeah sorry, that did suck.
Alright fine! Fine! Goddamnit we lied. There. Happy?
Look man, we’ve got our own problems over here in the Homeland. Most of us forgot about you folks and your former nation, I don’t know, this is like the 6th time we’ve forgotten about you. Sue us.
Actually, maybe you can sue Rumsfeld and Blackwater? They’re loaded dude.
Anyway man, take care Iraq. We’ll check in on ya next March (Go Gonzaga!!) and hey, cheer up! Look on the bright side of life!!
Abused for Merit and Regretful Salty Rice
Do the Boy Scouts hand out Merit Badges for surviving sexual abuse? What might that badge look like and would the child get extra badges for his continued silence?
As with many things here in the Homeland, nothing is ever as wholesome and Norman Rockwellian as advertised.
Look at Sandy Bullock’s Jesse James for example.
The Boy Scouts have been barring gay participants within their ranks for years, because the Scouts are chock full of pedophile troop leaders. Of course that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Most of us know…that being gay does not a pedophile make. Hiding your decades old kid fetish factory, by excluding gay humans, was as retarded as Sarah Palin getting a million dollars for a teevee show. Per fucking episode…
Anyway, here’s a hint for you Scout Masters…leave the children alone you sick Palin tards. Go to church if you want some action. And for the love of the retired idiot, General John Sheehan! When you scream GAY!! louder than anyone else at the dinner theater…we all assume that you’re so gay it hurts. Gay like General Sheehan. Not that there’s anything wrong with that John…it’s not a choice man. It’s just who
you are.
In other fun news of the Homeland, Condoleezza Rice has regrets. She regrets that the rebuilding of Iraq was put on the back Bunsen burner of democracy. Condi regrets not having been born a troop leader in the Boy Scouts. She also regrets ever having been born. How bizarre is that?
Condi does not however regret the illegal invasion and occupation of Iraq, or the death of a million or so Iraqi’s. Mainly just because Saddam was an asshole and a danger to his oil. Did I mention he was an asshole?
Hey Condi? Maybe you could protect us from the evil Palins too?
There is some good news today! Kraft Foods is going to cut back on salt in some of it’s “foods.” Over the next two years, Kraft will be cutting out about 10 percent of that salt in some of it’s most popular “foods.”
You know, Kraft? Why not just take ten years and finish off another few hundred thousand Homelandians and call it
health care?
From the even better news front of the Homeland, President Obama wants to add an additional 10 billion dollars for school lunches, which is swell. It’s not enough, but it’s swell. Senator Blanche Lincoln, wants to cut that amount by more than half, because she’s a Senator of the Democratic persuasion. Blanche fears that feeding children at school, will only create full tummy’s that are able to fuel brains, which of course leads to optimum learning conditions and well-adjusted kids.
Blanche calls this idea of hers, get ready for it…wait for it, waaaiiiittt for it…the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act!!
How do you tell the difference between an Arkansas Democrat and Glenn Beck? You don’t. That’s how.
I am once again feeling overly pessimistic about my optimism.
