Glennbeckistan II
Glennbeckistan I
Glennbeckistan, welcome to it. Over at TomDispatch today, they are looking into all things Teabaggerish. Go here, read more.
Pay attention Homelandians. Healthscare was just the beginning. We still have a black man in their White House, following the Bush Doctrine of never-ending war and billions for Boeing, Halliburton and Bank of America…but not you.
Racist America is not new. It’s not even better at it. The Teabaggers are so insane with blind rage and stupidity, that they can’t see the third growth forest for the Afghan pomegranate trees.
The happy Democratic Party supporters, still have their Obama stickers placed on the windows of their Hybrids, while the far from happy Republican supporters, still have their Palin/McCain stickers of pretend freedom on their Ford F-350’s.
Not much change. Unless you’re a dead brown-skinned human in Vietghanistan or Iraq.
But do read the TomDispatch article, just don’t forget the Democrats who sat idly by and did nothing, for the eight disastrous years of the Bush reign of death and brush cuttin.
I’m on assignment this week, be vigilant and remember I coined Glennbeckistan first. Although, my post of Glennbeckistanedness, reeks of no substance and is all fluff. I’m weird that way…
Futile Resistance
Aliens…torture…WikiLeaks and CIA apathy oh my!
Sure we’ve been assimilated.
Pass it on Homelandians.
The truth is out there?
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Foreign Porn Policy
Fake breasts adorned with a cross. Our foreign policy in a nutshell. Or a really big bra.
We should expect better, but don’t get your ‘hope’ up. We live in a Homeland that pretends to live by the 10 commandments by day and worships the fake breasts by night. We can’t fund Amtrak or schools, how can we be expected to fix the world by spreading heart disease and democracy, via our foreign porn policy?
Amtrak, silicone or Iraq?
The battle to ignore the war crime that is Iraq, is almost won. The next battle front will be to replace 24 and finish off WikiLeaks. Remember citizens, truthiness has a way of getting people killed.
Or outed.
History will teach us absolutely nothing. See the past 150 years. Or My Lai or West Virginia.
Enjoy your weekend my fellow Homelandians and keep in mind, Chavez is evil, Fox News, CBS, your CIA, NSA, FCC, FBI, OPP, AT&T, the Pentagon and the Glorious Department of Homeland Security, only have your best interests and freedom in mind.
The revolution has already been televised. It was live. You missed it.
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Tainted Oorah!
Oorah!
The Marines host with the mostess General James Conway, is concerned about gays in his barracks.
James does not want teh gays and the straights mingling together.
Obviously, James has never deployed with the Navy.
Is it just tainted love James? Or the spreadage of Democracy that bothers you?
Be Vigilant James.
Because as you can see, all taint ain’t the same…
Truth and Consequences
Consequence
Everyone has their version of truth. For some it comes from above. For others, truth is nothing more than an annoyance…a stumbling block to profit and power. For too many, truth comes to them in the form of their teevee and Chuck Norris approved school textbooks.
The lack of Truth has started every human war, since man walked with the dinosaurs approximately 5200 year ago.
The lack of truth leads to consequences. The planet and it’s “lesser” creatures are trying to tell us something. Bank of America tried to warn us too, then we thanked them in cash.
Health care is scary NIMBY Socialism. Dick Cheney’s 9/11 led to world war III, IV, V and is currently sponsored by Boeing, Halliburton
and God.
War costs more than your jobs, homes or savings and that war bill is never quite paid in full.
Confusion abounds! Common sense and education are nowhere to be found. All that is required is a healthy dose of fear and an IQ level on par with a Palin.
Capitalism is great for all of the above reasons and Kenyan socialism is here. But we’d still dig a comfy government gig, because Medicaid, Medicare, water from our taps, shit flushed conveniently away and liberal libraries full of computers to watch the porn…are a gift from Glenn Beck.
Truth and media? Honky please! Spy vs. WkiLeaks is what the Homeland needs.
Truth and consequences.
It’s within those consequences where the truth begins.
Cindy Said
Washington DC, during the 7th commemoration of the illegal and immoral invasion of Iraq, Cindy reminded thousands of the gathered peoples of the Homeland, that marching in a circle is not enough.
We must be ready to throw our bodies upon the gears of the machine.
“Why, when the barrier was compromised, did more people not follow us to actually put their beliefs into higher relief than merely marching in a circle on Saturday? While we were being (tightly) handcuffed and loaded onto the hot paddy wagon, the crowd of on-lookers chanted, “This is what hypocrisy looks like.”
“I was, to say the least, very disheartened that hundreds of people didn’t join us. Watching the video of my ‘crossing over,’ you can see a couple of people go over and then run back when the police come—but most of the people step back like the downed barrier is a livewire.”
Whose streets?
“Apparently the streets are only “ours” when we have a permit–god forbid we take them when the event is not permitted by the Police State!“
We’ll figure it out some day Cindy. The active, the apathetic and even the pretenders.
Keep fighting.
Marketing Works!
Tell me I need to watch Jesse James and his tattoos make millions, yet do absolutely nothing worthwhile except breed, bang a movie star, a porn star and a bizarre tattooed chick with a Jesse fetish?
Hell yes I’m watching!
From Zero to Hero
Tell me that Iraq War 1 was because of the nonexistent, Kuwaiti incubator babies, dumped in the streets by the predecessors of today’s Iraqi evil doers? Hook line and Iraq War II baby!!
Healthscare!! You’re either against it or for it. Why, no one really seems to know. But I’ll take it!! Or I won’t!!
Tell me that some entity up in the sky wants me to kill for him and a political party? Bring it on!! Fuck em all!! I’ll kill every last one of those dirty liberal/Democrats and their unapproved religion practicing, terrorist pieces of Marxist Communisty trash of Muslimness…that they pal around with!! Especially the ones with some skin pigmentation!!
Then I’ll cut off their…what? Who? Oh…oh, yeah okay. Sorry, um yeah. I didn’t realize you were talking about Santa. Yeah no. Sorry man. I will absolutely not harm anyone for Santa Claus. God almighty or the Pope? Sure. Santa? No way dude.
Marketing works. So does enhanced interrogation.
