Homeland Spring Beer Pong
It will come as no surprise to Kevin Drum that Josh Foust is in on it.
Stenographers come and stenographers come again, but none of them ever go to Iraq, Vietghanistan or Yemen.
If Josh Foust had a dollar for every time his handlers let him holla…then Rush Limbaugh’s misogynist act for the shallow end of the gene pool, would not be outed for what it is — the yin to ‘FoustDrum’s‘ yang.
Some call it Wall Street math, I call it Message Force Multiplying.
Message Force Multiplying during the Bush, was accomplished by old white men with stars on their shoulders. Multiplying the message by force during the Obama, is now accomplished by younger white men with receding hairlines and tattoo’s of pretend manly things on their ankles. See their hairlines, ankles and denial of federal involvement in all things Occupy for more.
There will be no Homeland Spring. But there will be many a Homeland Spring Break Beer Pong, at many a warm beach in many a condom fearing state. See their thongs, tattoos and Josh Foust for more. 
Message Force Multipliers. They come with our beer, they come with our news, but try to give a girl a chance at not getting impregnated by one? Yeah. Not so much. See Arizona, or about half of the Homeland sectors for more.
Message Force Multipliers are everywhere
John Yoo does scold Eric Holder
war criminals alike.
One soldier does not massacre 16 sleeping people…alone, by himself, without higher knowledge.
One President does not massacre nations, the constitution or our freedom by himself…without lower knowledge. It takes a village of Patriot Acted beer drinkers, constantly arguing about occupation, war crimes and where Peyton Manning should go next.
Not arguing about where Bradley Manning should go next, is what the media stenographers are for. See Limbaugh’s Foust, Drum or Holland for more.
There will be no Homeland Spring, until Russia decides to help us in defeating Rep. Norm Dicks’ al TalibiQaedaban. More than likely, the irony will be lost upon…the masses and their Homeland Beer Pong.
Knowing the implications and implicating the knowing
is not something we’re good at.
Raising another generation of sex craved self-esteem-less
requires the uterus to be the enemy
while the stenographer be thine seether.
The Liberal Snooki Press
“From now on, members of the press and the public will have to take everything Snooki says with a meatball-sized grain of salt.” – Naughty But Nice Rob, Huffington Post/AOL.com
If only the liberal elitists of the Snooki Press had gotten their meatball-sized grain of salt on, back in 2001…President Obama would now be held in check.
If only the constitutional elitists at FOX, CNN or the Today Show! had gotten their meatball-sized grain of salty skepticism on, back in 2001…the babbling idiot Bush would have been impeached by the not so complicit K-Street Congress.
John Conyers is rumored to still be mulling things over. Still.
Damn. It sure is difficult to keep an eye on the war mongering liberals, when the Teabagging élite are foaming at the mouth and rattling the African Uterus alarm!
And therein lies the homoerotic back rub. See Snooki or Geroge Nethercutt for more. 
I remember watching Martin Sheen latch on to Cindy Sheehan in Crawford, Texas, because Bush’s never-ending wars and torture on the world, the fishes and the rest of us…sure made him angry. Now that we’ve witnessed Martin’s love of Obama’s never-ending wars on the world, the fishes and the rest of us…I’m left somewhat skeptical of his stance on pretty much fucking anything. Aaannnd that’s what Charlie said.
With parenting skills like Martin Sheen’s, we should not ponder for too long, as to why our troops are murdering women and children in the Soviet fashion of not so long ago. You can blame Bush, but in keeping with the awesome examples of the Martin Sheen and the Snooki press, we should probably just blame Ralph Nader, and move on. Dot org.
Like Barbara Bush’s beautiful mind…we don’t really want to bother our minds with relevancy either.
Well played members of the Snooki press and public. Well played.
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Non Sequitur La Sexorcisto
Today it was pointed out to us that the Party of Teabangers should not be trusted to wear a condom. I guess it’s because they prefer to screw us without protection. I’d be a dirty socialist-Marxist who leans anarchist left…if I failed to point out that the Democrats can be trusted to wear a condom while screwing us. It’s because when it comes to choosing ‘he who fucks us’, we should choose the ones who will feel guilty about later.
This is why nothing ever changes. This is also why a dead brown-skinned child who used to live near oil…can’t tell the difference between a Bush drone…or Obama’s. I’m sure she’d feel comforted in the knowledge, that if just before her last bite of maggot infested rice…she could be sure that the drone that blew her up, was flown by a war President of the Democratic Party.
I’ll let Sherman Alexie do the math.
A conquered populace will believe whatever it is they’re told to 
believe. If Attorney General Holder tells me that due process is exactly what Alberto Gonzales said it was, well by golly I’m going to make fun of Newt’s Frothy Romney! Going through life confused, is much easier than acknowledging that if only Bradley Manning had just killed some kids in Iraq – pissed on their bodies and put the video on Youtube…he’d be more hero than supposed traitor.
We knew during the Bush, that war crimes and misdemeanors did in fact occur. We still know now, what went on then, goes on now. Some blame the Teahadists, I blame Rep. Norm Dicks.
Meanwhile the TSA bosom scanners still don’t work. But we’ll line up for them anyway, because searching our junk for a corporations profit is about all the patriotism we can muster. It’s like a back door Democratic compliment, with a condom used for our own damn good.
Speaking of doors, Palin’s leaving one open for yet another run at the White House. Man that sure is stupid. Stupid and distracting.
As if we needed any more stupid distractions from war criminals and their bankers in our midst, Washington State’s Rob McKenna has some savvy positioning skills…and our judges must also decide if our same-sex marriage law, is redefining the definition of what the word marriage is.
Man that’s distracting.
As with Obama’s Guantanamo, assassinations and the never-ending wars on brown-skinned kids who live near oil…it all depends on what your definition of is…is.
Non Sequitur La Sexorcisto. What else needs to be said?
High-Fructose Corn Syrup Jesus
If we had been bombing Iran with high-fructose corn syrup for the last 20 years, wouldn’t they have just bought every Apple/Nike product that came along until they’d eaten themselves into being Patriot Acted?
It’s worked wonders on us!
For more on the wonders of being Patriot Acted, listen to John McCain here, read John’s thoughts here, then wonder no longer…about why they eat their own.
Who we gonna bomb next? Planned Parenthood? It’s not like they’re busy forcing white Catholic children to become sex-crazed abortion zombies who find out about the clitoris…and suddenly crave gay pride parades while constantly masturbating to Radiohead.
Yes I made the Radiohead part up…but the rest is sadly true. And by true, I mean Victoria Jackson insane-like true.
According to the shallow end of the gene poolers who inhabit the cult called American Life League…Planned Parenthood is to ACORN, as ACORN was to what I can’t even recall. Check out their video and words of crazy fructose insanity right here.
I’d buy some crazy Scientology cookies from Tom Cruise, before I’d let the life leaguers anywhere near my oxygen.
Sorry Iran. Perhaps you could just fight back? We haven’t actually won a war in 70 years or so. Unless those wars have been against ourselves, clean air, water or defenseless school districts. Yeah, we’ve kicked some school district ass!
Nobody Expects the Homeland Inquisition!
Why nobody expects the Homeland Inquisition! is a question best left to Andrew Breitbart.
Why Bruce Springsteen supports President Obama’s endless wars on brown-skinned children, civil rights, jobs, the environment, Spanish Speakers, poor people and Julian Assange…is also why Bruce hated
the Bush.
If even the working man’s Bruce can ignore the Bagram…then we might as well just ignore Fukushima too.
Since we’re already ignoring GE’s Fukushima, we might as well ignore Obama’s Saudis and their connections to 9/11. Which in hindsight, just so happens to be the very same Saudis, that the pretend liberals used to connect the stammering Bush with.
Cares not for Bruce's 'Badlands'
Who needs crazy conspiracy theories when we’ve got Jay Carney? Jay doesn’t resemble Ari Fleischer, but he sure as fuck sounds just like him.
I guess since we’re listening to Bush’s Obama’s Ari Fleischer Jay Carney, we might as well just eat the abundant Monsanto/Dow provided food-stuffs. Sure it’s been soaking in 2,4-D, the delicious part of Agent Orange…but that’s why we’re ignoring Obama’s Guantanamo. Because it’s just the same as the Bush.
For more on why we get so upset at the scripted, pretend rhetoric of the idiot millionaire Limbaugh, we should look at why so many of us use Password1…for you know, passwords.
Man, I sure didn’t expect the Homeland Inquisition.
Nobody expects the Homeland Inquisition!
Because we’re too busy blaming Obama’s Bush
for Bush’s Obama.
See the Patriot Act or Ed Schultz for more.
Or ignore Yemen, Mexico and the Seattle Fusion Center
for even less.
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Killed by Cleavage
Bad stuff usually comes in threes. Since Kim Kardashian has just again reminded us why we’ve made her famous, General McCaffrey and his Power Point show on why GE doesn’t make cheese…felt left out. So the general reached around to NBC News. NBC did then enjoy themselves, and now they report what the Pentagon wants them to.
Kim’s cleavage and GE’s NBC-Pentagon Driven News. Proof that bad stuff comes in threes.
Like GE’s Fukushima, most of us also don’t know much about GE’s Hanford. But we will watch GE’s NBC, while making fun of Fox. When we add GE’s Fukushima to GE’s Hanford, we then allow for GE’s Fox-like NBC News…which leads us back to Kim’s cleavage.
Japan + Kim’s cleavage + Bechtel National Inc = GE’s Hanford Nuclear nightmare. While that didn’t come to three, I think we can imagine that the number three was somehow used against us. 
And that’s what North Korea said.
North Korea has reportedly given up its nuclear ambitions for a boat-full of food. I’m certain that there is a boat-load of something involved…but it sure isn’t food.
Which hopefully brings some of us to ponder Iran, the Bangor Sub Base and Hanford. If we were to offer a boat-load of food, jobs and free dental care to Washington State…would we dismantle the 1000’s of nuclear warheads at Bangor, only to bury them at Hanford? Can we somehow save Portland, Oregon from Hanford? Can we save Portland from Gresham?
Like Kim’s cleavage, it’s all relative.
Fukushima is related to Hanford, as Japan is related to our internment camps. GE’s NBC is related to the Pentagon, as Chernobyl is to our Army Anthrax Attacks against us.
Our government has been attacking us with our apathy for decades. So yeah…obviously, Bradley Manning and Julian Assange should be prosecuted for pointing this out.
I blame Kim’s cleavage.
It’s criminal. There ought to be a law.
Everything’s just easier this way.
The Vigilant Lens 