Clinton Giveth to Death
Normally, back-handed women’s rights are dished out in the form of forced transvaginal ultrasounds by the Idaho State Legislature. For today’s back-handed pledge for women’s rights, we turn to Hillary Clinton and her vow for no Afghan peace, if the Taliban roll back Afghan women’s rights to say…Idaho levels.
After about 10 years of killing thousands of women, children (and maybe 4 CIA trained al Qaeda guys) in Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Libya and Pakistan…isn’t it well past the time that we outlaw fracking in most sectors of the Homeland?
As you may have guessed, I’m no water poisoning specialist, but adding ammonia, arsenic, chloromethane, iron, manganese, t-butyl alcohol, and toluene to the drinking water of the Homeland’s women…cannot be deemed a good thing for women’s rights here, there, or even in Saudi Arabia. 
When Madeleine Albright and Bill were killing anywhere from 11 to a half a million women and children in Iraq…Hillary did not opine for them.
When Hillary tugs at the wallets of the Democratic Party donors with stories of Taliban horror…she never mentions Rep. Norm Dicks. History sure is a funny thing, as long as you don’t let Wolf Blitzer teach you about it.
When Hillary pretends to care about women in Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iraq, I often wonder if she’s ever walked through an apple orchard in Wenatchee…as it is being fumigated with healthful cancer giving spray, because the women and children of the Homeland demand it.
Has Hillary ever dug a hole at Hanford, to bathe in the poisoned waters that flow by many a Patriot Acted woman? Maybe Hillary has enjoyed a strawberry at a public school…just before the 7th grade girls enjoy their main course of mysterious industrial meat?
Hillary was concerned for the women of Libya. So we killed them.
Hillary was also concerned for the women of Palestine and Iran. So we ignored Israel’s nuclear thefts.
Hillary cares so much about women’s rights, that you won’t hear much about the epidemic of rape that’s been going on in our military…since we’ve had one.
I’m not sure which women have it worse – the women Hillary cares about as we kill them for Boeing, or the ones here in the Homeland, trying to survive the gauntlet of all those links of freedom that you should have clicked on…up above.
It’s all enough to make a conservative newspaper call for an end to the war crimes against Afghanistan.
The call for an end to the bi-partisan wars on the women of the Homeland? Please do hold your breath, but don’t eat the food, drink the water or watch any teevee.
Hillary could at least watch Miss Representation again, but in the meantime, to get her attention…perhaps the Patriot Acted women of the Homeland should consider a move to VietAfghanistan?
So much misery, cancer and death. I’d hate to see the women Hillary doesn’t care about.
Vodpod videos no longer available.The Colorful Primordial Schmooze
Colorful while Permitted
Neil DeGrasse Tyson says that we don’t know what’s driving 96% of the universe. My spidey sense tells me…that we do know what drives 97% of the FBI’s thwarted fake-terror plots. But Neil’s right, the universe is infinitely less transparent.
Even less transparent are the 100’s of thousands of us in the streets
demanding much of anything.
The Bush wars are over
Obama’s wars are not.
A little over four years ago – I saw the streets filled with anti-war occupiers! – and their signs – and their permits.
The Bush wars are over
Obama’s wars are not.
Newt’s Frothy Romney does not mention the Bush – unless there’s a uterus attached.
The Bush wars are over
Obama’s wars?…
not so much.
Obama ended the Keystone pipeline about as well as he ended the Bush wars – the high crimes, and the Guantanamo misdemeanors.
We may not know spit about the universe, or how hard Wall Street works to steal, but if I had to put my finger on one truth
it would be that 96% of Tennessee
is asleep at the wheel.
Colorfully Permitted while Marching
What Would Tebow Do?
What would Tim Tebow do if he found out that Peyton Manning was actually Bradley Manning? Would he drop to one knee and ask God almighty why we torture, mutilate and murder women and children for Northrop Grumman? Or would he just want to move to Florida?
What would Tebow do if Trayvon Martin had been the son of a future teammate? Would he drop to one knee and thank God almighty for last seasons touchdowns? Or would he ask for forgiveness for Jonathan Chait?
If the accused serial killer Robert Bales also turned out to be a thieving stock trader, would Tebow know the names of the humans murdered? And if he did, would Tim blame President Bush, or President Obama…for what President Clinton did to our ability to own guns?
Like YES! Magazine and Tim Tebow’s desire to do good things – there’s always a nuclear stockpile just next door, that tends to render your pretend positions…radioactively moot.
When translated from Homelandian to Farsi, radioactively moot becomes Spanish for secuestrar and or raptar. See the Blaine Sector
for more.
When Obama 2012 is translated from Homelandian to Pashto, radioactively moot becomes Teabagger for same as it ever was.
As per usual, I’ll let Rep. Norm Dicks…do that math.
If Tim Tebow can’t save us, then maybe Bradley Manning already did. Since someone actually pays Andrew Sullivan to ignore dead children like Nabia daughter of Mohamed Wazir…I’ll just let Andrew make up the retarded Homeland math.
The Homeland has now become so infected with karma murdering idiocy, that the best way I’ve found to describe it…is to have to sit through a minute and 15 seconds of a guy droning on about radio frequencies and Alex Harvey, before he gets the fuck out-of-the-way and lets AC/DC play.
Depending on which version you like better – Tim Tebow or Bon Scott’s…Hell ain’t a bad place to be.
Vodpod videos no longer available.It’s Like a Pattern or Something
When events keep recurring
a meme runs through them.
Changing the meme, to recognize the pattern…is what we were supposed to have learned in kindergarten. Obviously, education doesn’t work. But how convenient for the Texas Legislature!
Quick, ask any patriot about any of the wars we’ve lost in the last 50 years, and it will be confused. Ask any politically vested human living in the Constitution Free Zone of the Homeland, why it is that Spanish Speakers are so coveted…and you will learn that the Millennium Bomber didn’t speak Spanish.
Oh hey look! I may have just changed a meme!
Actually, the Millennium Bomber was the start of an expensive trend. ‘The trend’ became a meme, which then morphed into the Bush – the Bush changed into the Obama…who shall now forever be known
as a pattern.
Executive orders were scary for the democrats during the Bush. Now 
they’re only scary to those who weren’t paying attention while under the Bush.
It’s like a pattern – or something.
The illegal wars and torture during the Bush…were good fun for some, but not so much for the others. The war crimes and torture continue, but we’re still too mad at Ralph Nader to sense any recurring themes. Obviously, Sgt. Bales was as stressed, as any family man with bills can be.
Kill teams from Joint Base Lewis McChord keep the fingers of the dead as trophy’s…because college in the Homeland is so expensive. We spend trillions to keep trophy fingers from Afghanistan, even as we spend billions hunting Farsi speakers in Forks, Washington.
Have you ever been to Forks? There are no vampires…and coincidentally, there are no Farsi speakers either.
It’s like an expensive pattern. Or something.
It will cost us billions of dollars that we can’t afford, to allow The Utah Data Center to spy on your mother. Cops of the Homeland know that your rights can be terminated…while solar power is just too damned expensive to keep wasting money on.
Patterns. Pfft.
It appears that keeping us barefoot and Patriot Acted, keeps ThinkProgress and the ‘progressives‘…fretting over the price of gas.
Recognizing patterns are for kindergartners. Perhaps we’ll get lucky and a gang of 5-year-olds will point this shit out to us.
Vodpod videos no longer available.War on Thinkers
President-elect Obama once said: “But I don’t want to be ambiguous about this. We are going to close Guantanamo and we are going to make sure that the procedures we set up are ones that abide by our Constitution”
President Bush once said: “The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th.”
Arthur Kirkland once said: “I don’t need this jive-ass put me on.”
483,000 Homelandians die from alcohol and tobacco related idiocy per year. Lucky for us, Lockheed Martin has not yet built a weapon to protect us from InBev or R.J. Reynolds.
Depending on who you drink beer with, every year, anywhere from 2 to 9,000 of us will be murdered by a Homelandian with a gun. This is why drunk guns don’t kill people, and neither do Hanford or GE.
Diabetes kills somewhere in the realm of 230,000 of us every year. Drunk drivers in Washington State killed over 2,000 of us in the last 10 years, so obviously…Iran and marijuana will continue
to be enemy #next.
Gas prices don’t necessarily come to mind when we think about President Bush, so we should probably ban fortified beer in the poor neighborhoods, and then make them buy tequila at Costco and Safeway instead. When that doesn’t work, maybe we should just invade various African nations – and then consider droning some Yemen kids to death, until no one at the DailyKOS notices.
No one of any consequence, ever actually mentions President Bush anymore. I guess just to be safe, we should probably close some schools and blame the Spanish Speakers for Wall Street.
It’s like a magical pane of glass
can somehow help me forget
anything I want it to.
Spoken Word News for the Yahoo’s
Just today I read the name of the Army’s serial killing Staff Sgt.
He was magna cum laude.
He hailed from Joint Base Lewis-McChord – where trouble isn’t especially troubling, but our morals and values are.
I got it from the news
news for the Yahoo’s.
The killer is a family man on his 4th tour
killing women and children for freedom
he is a family man for sure.
I think it was Hillary, Obama or Bush 
who once extorted
that it takes more than one insane troop to massacre
a village.
The killer is a family man, killing families
on his 4th tour.
Obama never served – Bush said newkleear straturigy
yet dead brown-skinned children and Democrats
have a tough time telling them apart.
News for the Yahoo’s says the killer’s neighbors are shocked!
Bank of America and Lockheed Martin are not.
The killer is a family man on his 4th tour
Killing women and children for freedom, he is
a family man for sure.
Yahoo’s news did not interview the dead kids neighbors.
Are they shocked at their murder by Obama’s Homeland?
No. Probably not.
The family man was on his 4th tour. We’ve been warned about the back-door draft – for more than 5 years. Though it started during the Bush…Obama sure has nice a bumper sticker.
The family man on his 4th tour – didn’t want to go back.
Ehren Watada said no to Iraq 
Army Anthrax attack.
NDAA and Patriot Acts. John Yoo rhymes with Yahoo
Yahoo rhymes with
Utah Data Center
9 children, three women, four men.
Multiply by Haditha then divide by Bagram. Add Guantanamo
to Camp Nama – Abu Ghraib we must then subtract.
Thousands of us dead for corruption
a million and then some of ‘them’
Saudi Arabia is to the Bush
as Obama is just the same.
The killer is a family man on his 4th tour
Killing women and children for freedom
he is a family man for sure.
Threat Level Wyden
Senator Ron Wyden has a story to tell you. Unfortunately, if he told you his story, he’d have to ask Liz Cheney to kill you.
Out of over 300 hundred and some really odd millions of Patriot Acted people, only about 6,438 of us have ever read AlterNet, Ron. The rest of us have no idea what you’re trying to tell us – by not telling us.
Perhaps if Ron’s story were about the outcome of the Super Bowl…and its predetermined fate by the drug beer pushers, bailed out car manufacturers and banks…then Ron, then just maybe, some of us would leave an angry comment about birth control on a Yahoo Sports page.
To many of the Patriot Acted, not one bit of the last 12 years could be characterized as a new governmental phenomenon. In fact, genocide, rape, murder, hunger, shitty schools and no health care – are just part of what helps us get out of bed in the morning. Toss in some cheap beer, pot and a Slim Jim…and most of us could really give a shit about how illegal the NSA’s illegal activity is, you know, illegal.
And that my friends, is what Michael Hayden used to say.
Either step up Ron and spill your guts, or just do what Rep. Norm Dicks has been doing for almost 129 years – create many a profitable war for Boeing, and then blame the Teabaggers for your actions.
In a Homeland where our kids are dying from the food we give them…even before they get shot at school, or picked up by the cops for being not white…I hardly think that the NDAA’s, or the Patriot Acts are ever mentioned in any conversation, at any breakfast table, at any ICE Prison near you.
Besides Ron, aren’t there a bunch of wars going on out there – somewhere just beyond N.E. Killingsworth and 15th? Perhaps you could look into them?
None of this shit is new. There’s just a less experienced, lighter shade of Patriot Acted people…now learning about being kept down.
This is why Rick Santorum is vowing to wage yet another war on…porn, and not the NSA.
Everybody plays a fool
While the real thief cools in a pool
The Vigilant Lens 