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What’s Next? Ample Bosom Scanners in Spokane?

June 14, 2010

What could possibly be next?  Full body scanners in the terrorist migration route that goes through Spokane, Washington?

Yes indeed.

Remember Homelandians of the Spokanistan Sector, the TSA personnel who will be operating the body scanners are looking for naked terrorists…not the naked, ample bosom of your conservative wives, or the fancy bits of any Gonzaga University Jesuit.  The TSA personnel are doing it for freedom and almost $8.74 per hour.  Before taxes.

You know Spokane, this means no more Sherman Alexie readings at Auntie’s Bookstore, right?  Because not unlike Randy Shaw, Sherman will not have any agent of the government gaze upon his manhood.

Good Lord whats next?  Dino Rossi doing investment seminars on how to purchase an 8 million dollar home, for like 7 million?  Massive layoffs of cops, firefighters and teachers, because Obama will not stop spending your tax dollars on Bush’s wars?  Okay…so maybe those are some shitty examples.  I mean it’s not like Obama is going to have drones flying around our borders to stem the tide of the drugs and or humans that you use, right?  Okay…maybe the drone usage will create like 5 million jobs?  Cure cancer?  Pay for your rug rats education?  Buy you a weeks worth of PBR?

I don’t know…but I do know that I’m heading to the Spokane airport to gaze at all of the naked, ample conservative bosom!!

  1. June 15, 2010 10:48

    Body scanners in airports- super high tech tools to keep us safe.

    Compliant, predictable and well behaved terrorists will be stopped by body scanners and thought police technology- the bad-ass terrorists we’re supposed to stay scared of- will just blow themselves up in a crowded airport- prior to being scanned.

    What would prevent this from happening just as often as bank robberies- National Guard Troops on duty in the terminal?

    In the Fake “War on Terror” culture- we believe we can make up the rules and the “terrorists” will conform to our ideas of how to take the upper hand.


    • lens1 permalink*
      June 15, 2010 19:01

      I’d laugh more at our draconian laws and watchers…who watch us? to keep us safe from them?…if it were not so empire endingly pathetic.

      We are certainly heading down the same path that the Soviets did. KaTrillions of dollars for the armies, weaponry and failing wars, as the empire and it’s sanity, crumbles around us.

      Who will utter the next Reaganesque line about us and our walls? President Abdullah Gul?

      Thanks Alex.


  2. GDW permalink
    November 11, 2010 18:28

    Though I am VERY against the gov’t mandating the scanners, and the images ARE detailed, I am fairly certain this particular image has been debunked.


    • November 12, 2010 08:01

      …and I debunked myself to them again, just last night!

      Thanks GDW, I was aware these were not real…but a blurry image of Janet Napolitano’s bosom, well, no body wants to see that…except for the evil doers in Yemen of course.



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