Marijuana Leads to Army Anthrax Attacks
Mr Teo Chee Hean (on right) is 5' 3"
(re-posted from some other time, because I’m busy hiding Julian Assange from the Homeland)
Marijuana led to the Anthrax attacks? Why? How?
Because little Bobby Gates said ‘make it so.’
As I’ve said here many times before, Secretary of Defense Robert M. Gates is a tiny little man, with tiny little fingers and tiny little self-esteem issues. He also hates his mother and everything she did
to him.
Unfortunately for the rest of us, tiny Bob runs the show. His co-conspirators at the CIA not only carry Robert’s booster seat, they also carry out Bob’s weird plan of mother hating world domination. They also like to fuck with the FBI.
Who doesn’t?
Skeptical? Of course you are. But so was Glenn Beck when he was first approached.
For the skeptics, I offer up a couple of items for you to chew on. Since I have a wicked reaction to plastic and anything Tommy Lee has impaled, Pamela Anderson will not be stopping by. So we’ll have to chew on something else.
The wars on marijuana have been valiantly fought by generations of law enforcers, the DEA and Kirk Cameron. The battle has been won, the war is almost over.
In the market for some Miley Cyrus sheets, CD’s, movies or tampons? Of course you are! But look just to your left on your next Cyrus junket, because thanks to Robert Gates, you’ll soon be able to buy some crappy weed at Wal-Mart…Seeds, stems and all!
Naturally, the marijuana wars have been used as cover for many other Robert Gates run operations of mayhem and death. It also proves to me at least, that marijuana was a gateway drug all along. Nancy Reagan was right!
Hold on to your cute, Chinese made Miley Cyrus jewelry…a list of Robert Gates approved Homeland operations is next. If your shitty, lead-based Cyrus jewelery of free trade doesn’t make you sick, this list won’t either.
List of tiny Robert Gates approved operations of freedom.
- Operation Homeland Creation.
(Saudi’s with box cutters on 9/11) - The Army Anthrax Attacks.
- The 1992 NBA Finals ‘the Drexler Conspiracy’
- Iran-Contra
- Cooking Intelligence
- Soviet-Afghan-Norm Dicks Wars
- Prisoner of War Torture
The truth is out there Scully.
You’ve just got to be stoned enough to care.
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A SpongeBob Education
Only in this Homeland, could a little girl learn how to save her choking friend by having watched a SpongeBob SquarePants episode.
Gee, I wonder? Could there be some ramifications of war and defense spending over lets say…education? Maybe real healthcare reform? Your broke California like state budget? Did I mention education?
The failures of the Homeland, conveniently pointed out to us by SpongeBob SquarePants.
So apropos. No?
As the proud remnants of the George W. Bush created Homeland continues to crumble around us, 50 of the 54 states of the Homeland are in deep financial crisis. Conservative small business owners blame George Bush II, (Obama) for having continued to follow the very same Bush/Cheney policies of wars before breakfast cereals, jobs or common sense.
Obama’s wars create more humans who want to see all of us dead. Obama’s wars are the reason that the middle class fairy tale that was too good to be true, was indeed too good to be true.
In addition to the never-ending Obama wars, the Homeland is also threatening several other nations with invasion. We can do this because we have an endless supply of undereducated and hungry people, who will sign up for them. We can do this because the Pentagon and the defense industry do not fear the citizens of the glorious Homeland.
We can also threaten the world because we do not invest in the future, education, healthcare, infrastructure or common sense. Threatening the world is a breeze, because 200 or so million of us will do absolutely nothing about it, other than attend Mass and buy some more stuff. On credit.
In conclusion, the best that we can ask of ourselves and of the Homeland’s Gestapo is this…Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
Those are tough questions…keep up the good work sheeple.
False Prophets for Profit
Glenn Beck and Franklin Graham talk with God almost everyday. God tells them that Islam is evil and that Democrats are lobbyist fodder for the Devil.
Obviously, these two are just this side of being criminally insane. But give Glenn some credit, he just forgot to mention that the Republicans own the lobbyist’s, that milk the votes from the teats of the Democrats.
Glenn and Franklin are false prophets for profit. Nothing more, nothing less.
The wars for Boeing and Triple Canopy are for profit. Halliburton, private prisons, immigration, the war on drugs and the wars on common sense…are all about profit.
If you’re looking for answers, I just gave them to you. If you’re looking for the Rapture, keep holding your breath.
Keep in mind and never forget, Beck and Graham, The Homeland and Merle Haggard…are all false prophets for profit. Nothing more, nothing less.
Oh I almost forgot! Santa Claus told me we’re all going to die from GMO laden foodstuffs and diet soda. Santa also told me, that if that shit don’t kill all of us, global warming and a lack of decent, affordable healthcare, certainly will.
So yes, that means y’all won’t be getting a Wii or an iPhone this Christmas. Deal with it.
Reality is Only Czar Deep
The RNC and its Czar Michael Steele, (the black one, shhh) have gone and confused the confused ones again.
The Czar and his posse, recently spent over 340 thousand dollars in Hawaii for shirts, beer, strippers, condoms and Obama posters. That equals 56 thousand dollars spent per day.
56 thousand dollars, is roughly 120 times more money than what 99.2 percent of the Medicare/Social Security receiving Teabangers make…in a lifetime.
In other semi-related news of record, no one at Teabanger Central is reportedly upset about the still missing and still stolen, 9 to 12 billion U.S. dollars that went missing in Iraq back in 2003 and 2004.
“Missing” translates in English to…see Halliburton and how do you think the insurgents get SUV’s and iPhones?
Still confused? Lt. Colonel Thomas S Blunt of War College fame, wants to help you out.
Lt. Colonel Blunt, evidently thinks Iraqi’s need good, affordable healthcare, because it’s the right thing to do. Tom had this to say, “Healthcare is an elemental component of basic human needs and should be accessible, affordable, and capable.” Jesus Tom. There goes the full bird Colonel wings eh?
Again, for the confused portion of my readership, please allow me to translate Lt. Colonel Toms words from military speak, back into English.
English Version
- We’re never actually going to leave Iraq
- Socialist healthcare for the occupied Iraqi’s is good.
- Socialist healthcare for the occupied peoples of the Homeland is bad. Really, really bad.
There you have it peoples of the Homeland! Feel free to draw your own conclusions.
However, none of your conclusion’s will even come close to reality. Czar Steele, Lt. Colonel Blunt and we here at the Vigilant Lens, can guarantee you that much.
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The Peoples Will Get You
Reynaldo Bignone, the Peoples Got Him
Old war criminals pay attention…the peoples will eventually get you.
There is hope, I hear it even floats?
Here’s to hope floating, the peoples and justice delayed!
Tugging the Little War Criminal
Pretty Noose
We are a nation full of hard-working humans who pay their taxes, want good schools, jobs and career opportunities for their children. Add to this the availability of cheap goods at Wal-Mart and good deals on better stuff at Costco with baseball on the teevee…and you’ve got a majority of Homelandians who are marginally happy.
In using my socialist learned mathin’ skills from Indiana, the majority is a powerful one, consisting of over 200 million people. 200 million people who if they so chose, could make obsolete…the Teabangers, the Democrats and the even scarier Republicans who hate America and what it stands for.
But, we’re marginally happy.
The majority used to believe that common sense would always make a comeback and beat the shit out of Corporatocracy. Unfortunately for the majority, common sense does not make Wall Street CEO’s happy. Common sense is also not welcome at the Pentagon, Capitol Hill or in Leon Panetta’s office.
The name of the game is power, greed and keeping the majority…marginally happy.
There is no draft for the never-ending wars…color us marginally happy.
Expensive insurance that covers less, is still had by enough of us. Marginal, but we’re still content.
The misdeeds of our Christian Warrior Generals seems wrong, but there’s no draft. We know the truth, but there’s no draft. Color us marginally ashamed but content.
Since there is no draft, Boeing, Halliburton, Blackwater and Goldman Sachs fear nothing. Sucks to lose our homes, jobs, expensive insurance and beer money…but hey, we’re pleased. There’s no draft.
Education makes people smart. Homelands can not exist with too many smart people being upset. How’s your school district or community/state college faring? Ah yes, but…there is indeed no draft.
Election reform and viable third or even fourth parties, do not occur in Homelands. Fear, stupidity and fear based stupidity rule the day. CNN and NBC will even conveniently remind you that Sandra Bullock is a bad judge of character…and oh yes, by the way? There’s no draft.
Common ruse, dirty face…Pretty noose sells pretty hate…but we’re marginally happy.
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Lap Dances for Freedom are Not Free
When the vast network of fear based initialisms of the glorious homeland aren’t busy killing brown-skinned kids and guys named Kenneth Michael Trentadue, they’re also really busy spying on Veterans for Peace and spending Teabagger tax dollars on lap dances, marijuana smokers and gay porn. It’s funny because it’s true!
Last year, Homeland Security sucked up roughly 53 billion dollars of the average NRA terrorist member’s ammo buying money. As far as I can tell, Domestic Terrorists like George W Bush, Karl Rove and Mike Vanderboegh are still free to roam and fuck up the Homeland at will. Thanks for nothing DHS.
The other defender of the Homelands terror spreading ways, is an expensive boy toy too. In 2009, the Department of Defense needed almost 636 billion dollars to run it’s failed wars against the brown-skinned kids in AfpakIraqistan.
For you Teabangers that can read, that 636 billion from 2009, translates into all of your lost jobs, homes, cars and self-respect that you never had anyway. So I guess it’s a wash.
Now here’s the fun part.
When one adds up all of the glorious homelands expenditures for freedom, lap dances, wars and torture etc, etc, yadda yadda yadda, one comes to the conclusion that maybe lap dances and fake wars should not cost you 1 trillion dollars a year?
But cost us they do.
So lets see…a decade of fake wars for Boeing, securing the Homeland via the CIA, then covering it all up via American Idol…drop the seven, add the 12, divide by Glenn Beck and Al Roker…subtract Gitmo and add back in the Crawford, Texas sound stage, divide again by Jack Bauer, adjust for the Blackwater derivative, Jesus and…okay, yeah, here we have it…it’s the wars stupids.
It’s also the George W. Bush Depression for Wall Street Freedom. Some like to call it Obama Socialistic Africanism. But that would be stupid.
President Obama when not being black…is sorta like Bush. He’s also kind of like Clinton, Bush 1 and Ronnie Raygun.
President Obama is indeed black, he’s just not much different.
