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Lap Dances for Freedom are Not Free

April 19, 2010

When the vast network of fear based initialisms of the glorious homeland aren’t busy killing brown-skinned kids and guys named Kenneth Michael Trentadue, they’re also really busy spying on Veterans for Peace and spending Teabagger tax dollars on lap dances, marijuana smokers and gay porn.  It’s funny because it’s true!

Last year, Homeland Security sucked up roughly 53 billion dollars of the average NRA terrorist member’s ammo buying money.  As far as I can tell, Domestic Terrorists like George W Bush, Karl Rove and Mike Vanderboegh are still free to roam and fuck up the Homeland at will.  Thanks for nothing DHS.

The other defender of the Homelands terror spreading ways, is an expensive boy toy too.  In 2009, the Department of Defense needed almost 636 billion dollars to run it’s failed wars against the brown-skinned kids in AfpakIraqistan.

For you Teabangers that can read, that 636 billion from 2009, translates into all of your lost jobs, homes, cars and self-respect that you never had anyway.  So I guess it’s a wash.

Now here’s the fun part.

When one adds up all of the glorious homelands expenditures for freedom, lap dances, wars and torture etc, etc, yadda yadda yadda, one comes to the conclusion that maybe lap dances and fake wars should not cost you 1 trillion dollars a year?

But cost us they do.

So lets see…a decade of fake wars for Boeing, securing the Homeland via the CIA, then covering it all up via American Idol…drop the seven, add the 12, divide by Glenn Beck and Al Roker…subtract Gitmo and add back in the Crawford, Texas sound stage, divide again by Jack Bauer, adjust for the Blackwater derivative, Jesus and…okay, yeah, here we have it…it’s the wars stupids.

It’s also the George W. Bush Depression for Wall Street Freedom.  Some like to call it Obama Socialistic Africanism.  But that would be stupid.

President Obama when not being black…is sorta like Bush.  He’s also kind of like Clinton, Bush 1 and Ronnie Raygun.

President Obama is indeed black, he’s just not much different.


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