Palin Farts World Inhales
The fumes of stinky truth-like stuff, travel through multiple layers of sedition practicing, sheep grazing filters, before being foisted upon the world by big media and their multiple distribution platforms.
In socialist Canadian speak, this means that Palin spoke via Facebook and several hundred thousand Homelandians inhaled.
In a coincidental Seinfeld bizarro world kind of reaction…Ashton Kutcher picked his nose, ate what he found and 27 million Kutcher twitter’er followers almost left Starbucks in stunned amazement.
In other news of interest, the Border Patrol near Sumas, Washington, did not catch an evil doing, terroristy, (alleged) animal fucker. There were no citizen/animal fucker testing checkpoints for freedom either. Hell, there weren’t even any Mexican testing checkpoints…that’s
so weird!
Peak oil is scarier than brown skinned humans who bring us our drugs of illegality. No oil, no porn. No oil, no deliveries to Wal-mart. No oil, no Border Patrol. No oil, no Pentagon or Palin farts.
Peak oil! Better for us than advertised!
Sorry Artis
Find a cap in Seattle?
So between 107.7 the end giving out super secret Scooter Libby/Soundgarden ticket updates, now the sellers of said tickets wanted us, the Spoonman, I and every other SG fan without a ticket, to find a cap somewhere in downtown Seattle?
Thanks…guess it’s back to the politics of killing brown-skinned kids in the Middle East and old Judas Priest videos for Artis and I.
This whiny post of youth lost…is done.
Superunknown Reunion is Known
I'll give Artis a ride
Seattle, Washington. One day it’s a Glee! fake flash mob kind of town, the next…it’s a Soundgarden playing at the Showbox at the Market kind of town.
A Soundgarden Seattle is worth more than the price of admission. A fake Glee flash mob Seattle? Not so much.
If all of the face pollution noise is true…then I do indeed feel
like feeling!
Don’t let me drown, Seattle. I know where Spoonman lives.
If Artis is willing, I’ll give him a ride to the big city…if you know
what I’m sayin.
The Superunknown is known.
Pay for the Wars Day
Today all across this great Homeland, roughly 2472 citizens of said Homeland will be protesting the Bush Depression, because there is a black man in their white House.
Later tonight, 2469 of these patriots will go to the tubes and wires of the internets in search of Sarah Palin nipples, Sarah Palin naked and Sarah Palin porn.
Two of today’s Bush Depression protesting patriots, are actually FBI agents and one is al Qaeda. But they’ll also be searching for Palin porn. It all makes perfect sense.
For the rest of us, today is National Pay for the Wars Day. This translates in English to, we’re really gullible and slow to react to things.
These things that we are slow to react to, are taking our jobs, homes, cars and access to free porn on the semi free tubes and wires of the internets. Some of these things hide in plain sight and have names. These names rhyme with Boeing, Wal-Mart, the Pentagon, Massey Energy, Bank of America, Lehman Brothers and AIG.
Lets have ourselves a patriotic Vigilant Lens recap.
- It’s the wars, stupids. Not humans of color.
- Got tax day blues? Hate Democrats, Republicans and people of color? It’s the wars stupids, and you.
Happy Pay for the Wars Day and a gift for you patriotic tea bangers…shop here early and often!
The Short Bus Does Boston
The Short Bus is Here!
While I await some publishing house and or shitty cable teevee network to offer me millions of dollars for absolutely nothing in return on my part…Sarah was in Boston today, doing the same thing.
Bitch better stop stealing my gig.
Go here, read more. Or watch Henry Rollins and Black Flag Slip it In.
Perhaps a little She Bangs by Ricky Martin is more your speed?
If you know what I’m sayin…wink wink, nudge nudge.
Happy Palin Tea Banging Tax Day everybody!!
Blind Porn Leading the Blind
The Homeland is a strange and whimsical place. Our foreign policy has a policy (imagine that) that demands that the rest of the world lay down and take it like a woman. Or take it like a man in a diaper chained to a high chair, depending on which floor of the State Department you work on.
Our wars? They’re really about the old white men with stars on their collars and the damage done to them by their sexually repressed parents. Sexual deviants like General Petraeus and General McChrystal, are getting off on the backs of the dead, while making obscene profits for Boeing and Blackwater. When the boys aren’t busy getting off, they’re busy extorting the exploitable in Congress for? Money.
When speaking of the sexually repressed deviants of the Homeland…Nebraska comes to mind. Nebraska has a problem with women. Most of the good repressed men of Nebraska, enjoy impregnating the women, then “dicktating” to the women on the evils of condoms, Islam and abortions.
Let’s recap! Nebraska! Men and their dicks! Impregnation for Jesus! Abortion, birth control…bad! The death penalty, and trillion-dollar wars against brown-skinned kids…sure whatever.
When one speaks of the sexually repressed women haters of Nebraska and the Pentagon, we must also ponder Oklahoma. Oklahoma makes Nebraska seem almost sentient.
Oooooklahoma! where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain and right on through the empty spots where their brains ought to have been…
Oklahoma…Timothy McVeigh. State sponsored militia…Timothy McVeigh. Sarah Palin…Timothy McVeigh.
Sarah Palin had 12 million reasons to quit. Timothy McVeigh would have loved Sarah Palin.
Blind porn is now available to the blind…but as you can clearly see, the blind have always enjoyed their blind porn.
Florida, an MG Masquerading as a Ferrari
Mia Sara!!
Oakland Park, Florida has went and got themselves a new ordinance. Buy a trinket from a homeless human or dare respond to a “beggar” with your useless U.S. currency…and you may find yourself being fined and or jailed. “Beggars, panhandlers or solicitors” will not be allowed to sell any item on a public street because it “distracts drivers from their primary duty to watch traffic and potential hazards in the road.”
This coming from the hot shit hole of a state that gave the beggar/panhandler/solicitor, George W. Bush…the entire empire, via some spare change, Katherine Harris, hanging chads and the Supreme Court.
Thanks for everything Florida. The Homeland, 9/11, the wars for “cheaper oil” and opium, the Bush Depression, Fresh Del Monte Produce, The Geo Group and Latham & Watkins. Your pesticide covered oranges are alright…but you can keep the rest.
Florida! Just an MG masquerading as a Ferrari. Or something.
