Ronnie James Moves On
Another rocker has moved on to the next gig somewhere in the cosmos…
Back in the day, Dio had to be played at any party that was worth a shit. Dio always blasted from many a car cruising the “Gut” back in Vancouver, Washington.
Dio always seemed to be present during most every make out session with my high school girlfriends…and It never felt crowded.
Dio’s music still plays in the background of those great memories. Thanks man.
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Expect the Expected
Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition. Everyone expected the Homelandian Inquisition.
As with most Inquisitions, our Monarchs are attempting to convert the Muslims to Christianity by imprisoning them, torturing and or raping them and then by occupying their lands for our profit and glory.
Those who still disagree with our methods, usually end up dead, or introduced to British Petroleum and Halliburton via Democracy. Damned if you do…
Which brings us to today’s news update of the totally unexpected that we actually expected.
The 40 year war on drugs? Failed like a Representative Brian Baird surge for Iraqi freedom. The failed war on drugs has cost a trillion dollars, killed hundreds of thousands and requires no exit plan because there is no end in sight. The failed war on drugs relies heavily on the failed General Petraeus counterinsurgency field manual, pages 29 and 942 respectively.
So not unexpected!
Oil is in everything. From hair products, to all of our Wal-Mart products to our vehicles of freedom and Twinkies. So in a corporatist kind of way, it makes sense that the Gulf of Mexico is now void of life, but full of oil.
Not exactly what I expected, but since Texas is located on the Gulf…no big loss.
Speaking of illegals! The honey bees are disappearing and with them, pretty much our entire agriculture system that has not yet been ruined by Monsanto and it’s chemical/pesticidal foodstuffs of death. Thank Arizona when we can no longer grow apples, grapes, marijuana or spines. Fucking illegal bees anyway.
Expect the expected, except when you least expect it. I mean really, what did we expect?
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Blowing Smoke Leads to Big Butts
Smoking makes you cool…this much we know, but what to do with those unsightly butts of toxic goodness? How about extracting the chemical leftovers and using them to protect steel pipes from rusting!
Chinese researches say that 4.5 trillion cigarette butts find their way into the environment every year. Interestingly enough, that’s almost what it costs us to fight Obama’s wars in Vietghaniraqistan. Unfortunately, we use your public school, roads and other tax dollars to pay for the wars on Saddam’s WMD’s. Not cigarette butts.
I know that you know, that I also know, that there’s only one place left for this to go…
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Blame Monica Lewinsky?
What makes Hillary Clinton so angry that she would threaten Vietghanistan with our never “neglecting” the Afghan people? Why does Hillary Clinton claim we’ve learned from the past? Hillary even attempted the old Cheney/Bush/Rumsfeld/Rice trick…when caught with your pants down and General McChrystal’s dick in hand, say 9/11. Then say 9/11 again. It works every time!!
We could blame Monica, but that would be stupid. Blame the war President. Blame the Democrats. But don’t blame Monica.
As noted here yesterday, the Democrats love war, Blackwater and ignoring terrorist organizations like British Petroleum. Because while the brown-skinned kids hide in mud huts built from Taliban mud, hoping that death from the skies will be swift…BP, Monsanto and Arizona have been busy attacking the Homeland from within, for decades.
Someone say 9/11 quick!
Just like President Obama lies to his girls every night as he tucks them in to bed, Hillary, the Democrats and British Petroleum are tucking us in to bed…in our mud huts built from Christian mud…hoping that death from the skies, or our food, or our water, will be swift.
Okay, are you ready? Wait for it, waaiiiiittttt for it…..9/11!!
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Democrat Funded War
Dicks Need War
60 billion dollars is being readied for the next war bill by your peace-loving Democratic majority and Senator Daniel Inouye. Because nothing says we had to vote for Bush’s wars better than…still funding them 10 years later.
Democrats love war, almost as much as Senator Vitter loves wearing diapers while fucking women that are not his Christian wife.
Wars are fought by the poor. Common sense and morality are fought by the diaper wearer and the peace-loving Democrats. This is why war bills are stuffed to the crotch level of Senator Vitter’s diaper, with extra money for floods, aid for Haiti and money to help Vietnam vets who were sprayed by Monsanto’s Agent Orange.
If the Democrats don’t kill off the veterans and the troops, then Monsanto’s Agent Orange infused soy beans just might.
So what have we learned about the Democrats today? They love people of color to death by funding wars, not education or socialized medicine? The Democrats love Wall Street and K Street, not your street? The Democrats help BP kill the planet quicker than you can say Cheney Energy Task Force?
Who needs climate change, when you’ve got Obama change?
Who needs racist, war mongering Republicans, when we’ve got complicit, war funding Democrats?
Who needs wars on drugs, Mexicans and private prisons full of marijuana smokers? That would be Customs and Border Protection, GEO Group, General Atomics Aeronautical Systems and the Democrats!
Look for Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul to say something soon. Look for Obama to lie to Malia Ann and Sasha.
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Thanks to Hillary, Bush Can Rest, War is Over
Can Stop Looking
“The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.”
-G.W. Bush 9/13/01
Hillary Clinton has just confirmed that Osama bin Hidin-Laden was indeed hiding, right in the CIA safe house where we left him nine years ago. You may now rest, idiot.
“I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.”
-G.W. Bush 3/13/02
Now that Osama is an important priority again, keep your eyes peeled for new and exciting color charts of terror! Replenish your duct tape and plastic sheeting supplies, because whats old is new again.
Totally New Idea
Robert Gates is now the new, much shorter Eisenhower, who want’s to reduce the out of control spending for the troops and their gas, while maintaining the trillions needed for new weapons systems from Boeing.
Your FBI knew about Faisal Shahzad, before his failed attempt to blow up the tourists of Times Square. Just like they knew about those Saudi’s who learned to fly in Arizona, pre-9/11.
The pretend liberal elite media that lied you into the Bush Wars, now lie you into the never-ending Obama wars against the enemies we make. Stay tuned for more war at 2300hrs and remember, your wars have no affect on the economy. The wars do not effect the economy either.
Ken Griffey Jr. used to be great. Now he sleeps through games while getting richer, which in turn pisses off Seattle sports columnists and Mariners fans more than say…killing brown skinned kids or torturing their parents for a decade.
Priorities are retarded and whats old is new. Except when it’s not.
It’s a beautiful day…don’t let it get away.
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Set Phasers to Oily
Like all bad tattoo decisions, hindsight is 10/20. 10 of the hindsight was given to Halliburton on 200 pallets stacked full of one dollar bills. Don’t try the math…
The Bush Administration let British Petroleum run free amongst us and then allowed BP unfettered access to the Homeland’s shorelines, to steal our natural resources of freedom. Seemed like a good idea at the time, but so did voting for Al Gore.
Being that hindsight is what hindsight is, obviously, Homeland Security has failed us yet again.
ICE, the Border Patrol, Arizona, the FBI and most of Utah, are really busy fighting the good fight against illegal humans of color. So this gave BP an opening to penetrate our defensive posture (prone on the ground) then attack us like a roomful of fake liberal democrats at a Taliban retreat in Orlando.
Like most terrorist organizations, BP is organized and has friends in high places. While planning their oil attack against the Homeland, BP distracted Congress with K Street cash, then they distracted us with their commercials of all things environmentally fabulous…Fannie May then stole what money we had and now she wants more.
Sweet Jesus!! Is this how Iraq feels? Probably.
All of this makes perfect sense to Andrew Lundquist, Dick Cheney
and I. Really it does.
Sneaky BP Oil Attack
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