Mission Accomplished Part II, Subsection Obama
We're Still Winning!
Its Monday, do you know who your foreign policy works for?
Of course not.
In other news of our glorious wars against those who couldn’t possibly win…we’re losing. So now it’s your turn Pakistan!
What could possibly go wrong?
The White House says that the Pakistan Taliban is responsible for the failed Times Square bombing and the last 15 years worth of Seattle Mariners seasons. Oh and look! We still refuse to lose!!
In a statement just released this morning, Pakistan and Mullah Omar gently reminded the Homeland of America, that the Taliban is not al Qaeda, and frankly…”we’re pretty fucking fed up with your invasion and occupation of our countries.”
Truthiness and politicians knowing their history from their corporate/CIA sponsorship, do not exist in this dimension. All that is left for us Homelandian’s to do is get on board, or shut the hell up like Malia Ann and Sasha Obama and believe the lies that daddy tells you…
Your Plutocracy is Showing
Plutocrat is as Plutocrat does
Two or three Homelandians a day, awaken to the bitter stench of reality that Sarah Palin…was truly the only change we would have ever gotten in these here parts. Sure we’d all be dead right about, oh, 16 months ago, but that’s the cost of freedom baby!
Some of my progressive Democrat-like friends, still hold nightly Obama bumper sticker of change rituals and are barely able to disengage from their DailyKos/Democratic Underground accounts of liberalness…long enough to buy yet another vacation home or a different color Prius.
Times are indeed tough for the bumper sticker crowds on both sides of the idiot divide.
Those who really needed change, have been busy making misspelled signs and raging against all things of color, books and affordable health care. Because their teevee’s told them to.
Meanwhile, the as you’ve read here before…fake health care bill that empowers corporations like AT&T to just drop your health insurance, because it’s cheaper to pay the fine, than paying for the insurance to begin with, is having the desired outcome. It allows me to say I told you so.
Your mighty Pentagon is desperately trying to tell Congress to stop spending so much money on the troops. Don’t get your Homeland flag colored panties in a bunch…this is not because the Pentagon has become earth friendly and is reconsidering its stance on killing innocent brown-skinned children. It’s actually because new weapons systems, the next wars and buying teevee time cost’s more than it used to.
Who could have known?
So today, I invite all the disenfranchised, unemployed and apathetic folks of the Homeland, to add a new fun word to their signs of Pentagon talking points. Plutocracy!
Spell it right and you’ll get so much attention from big media at your next rally against everything you need, that the rest of us will forget about the decade old expensive wars for Boeing. Again.
Spell it wrong and pretty much nothing will happen.
Because that’s how Plutocracy works. And it works well, thank you very much.
Truthiness
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Rebel Dog Haiku
biting hard
into the tear gas–
rebel dog
by Karma Tenzing Wangchuk
For more on Kanellos/Louk the Riot and or Rebel dog go here and read. Then see his Facebook page. Yes, his Facebook page.
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Rebel Dog With a Cause
The Rebel Dog. He barks in Greek, but speaks for us all.
This also brings us to a new feature here at the Lens…haiku and senryu. A daily/weekly/whenever he feels like it…addition of poetry and words of wisdom by Karma Tenzing Wangchuk.
Tenzing is known the world over, resides nearby and I am happy to share some of this world’s air with him.
His work will be posted as I get it…thanks Tenzing.
Stay tuned for the Rebel Dog haiku.
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The Mary Jane Plant Kills
The evil Mary Jane plant kills, because your local marijuana eradication by force team says so.
SWAT Teams all across the Homeland, are engaged in mortal combat against the evil plant and the humans who smoke it. Your local marijuana eradication by force team, is backed up by your national DEA and FBI marijuana eradication by force teams and their corporate sponsors.
Why? Because they say so and it’s also good for the private prison and Border Patrol industries.
Oddly enough, Saddam’s WMD’s that the CIA and the Pentagon gave to him, were evil too. Our national teams of brown-skinned human eradication, are still in Vietghaniraqistan today.
Why? Because they said so and it’s always been good for Halliburton, Blackwater, Boeing and Robert Gates.
Regular folk of the Homeland are being carried from their foreclosed upon homes, because the bailed out billionaire banking institutions of freedom, tell the local marijuana eradication by force teams to break down said regular folks’ front doors and carry them away to a tent city near you.
How do the local marijuana eradication by force teams find the time to carry the foreclosed upon away, while hunting the evil Mary Jane plant and it’s users? It’s beyond the level of our comprehension. Just go with it.
Why should we go with it? Because…the Federal dollars given to your local marijuana eradication by force team are many.
Remember my fellow Homelandian’s, torturing POW’s is only wrong when the Pentagon says so and affordable health care will kill you, long before your genetically modified breakfast cereal.
And that my friends, you can take to the bailed out bank of your choice. Or take it to your really well-funded and armed local marijuana eradication by force team. Do not, I repeat do not, take it to your underfunded and or closed local school of little or no education.
Because this is how shit works. Just go with it.
Local Marijuana Eradication by Force Team
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Porn Star Mustache
Sure I’m talking about George Rekers, the he’s so anti-gay and conservative Christianesque…that George himself is gay.
Who here is surprised by this? Hello! Anyone? Rabid anti-gay, porn stache guy and conservative? They go together like the Village People and General Hayden.
Anyway, this just in! Vietghaniraqistan! Robert Gates! Your beer money! It costs you 400 dollars for every gallon of fuel that Robert pumps into any military vehicle that moves. And we all know how well Bobby Gates can pump any military vehicle that moves. Yes? Wink wink, nudge nudge? Know what I’m sayin? I think you do…
My cameras and I have been employed. Back at it here asap. Be like all Vigilant and stuff.
Happy Cinco de Honky!
Assimilate This
As I am an Irish Caucasian, with Anarchist tendencies, except that I don’t really break shit and I belong to organized groups like Netflix…I tend to piss off everyone, get drunk and beat the shit out of former friends.
Is there a 4 step program to help me with this? 12 seems like a commitment of some sorts.
But that’s neither here nor over there.
Today is Cinco de Mayo. In English, that means there will be sales at Target and happy hour will be extended at your local fake Mexican food eatery. “Can I get this smothered in some sour cream before and after you deep fry it?”
In other words…ignore it.
Skip the deep-fried, hold the re-fried and try the menudo…
Nothing is ever as it seems. Like Ricky. Or change. Or Janet Napolitano. Prestar Juramento, y’all.
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