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Thanks to Hillary, Bush Can Rest, War is Over

May 11, 2010

Can Stop Looking

The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden.  It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.
-G.W. Bush 9/13/01

Hillary Clinton has just confirmed that Osama bin Hidin-Laden was indeed hiding, right in the CIA safe house where we left him nine years ago.  You may now rest, idiot.

I don’t know where bin Laden is.  I have no idea and really don’t care.  It’s not that important.  It’s not our priority.
-G.W. Bush 3/13/02

Now that Osama is an important priority again, keep your eyes peeled for new and exciting color charts of terror!  Replenish your duct tape and plastic sheeting supplies, because whats old is new again.

Totally New Idea

Robert Gates is now the new, much shorter Eisenhower, who want’s to reduce the out of control spending for the troops and their gas, while maintaining the trillions needed for new weapons systems from Boeing.

Your FBI knew about Faisal Shahzad, before his failed attempt to blow up the tourists of Times Square.  Just like they knew about those Saudi’s who learned to fly in Arizona, pre-9/11.

The pretend liberal elite media that lied you into the Bush Wars, now lie you into the never-ending Obama wars against the enemies we make.  Stay tuned for more war at 2300hrs and remember, your wars have no affect on the economy.  The wars do not effect the economy either.

Ken Griffey Jr. used to be great.  Now he sleeps through games while getting richer, which in turn pisses off Seattle sports columnists and Mariners fans more than say…killing brown skinned kids or torturing their parents for a decade.

Priorities are retarded and whats old is new.  Except when it’s not.

It’s a beautiful day…don’t let it get away.

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One Comment
  1. Tenzing permalink
    May 11, 2010 10:06

    “Ken Griffey Jr. used to be great. Now he sleeps through games while getting richer, which in turn pisses off Seattle sports columnists and Mariners fans more than say…killing brown skinned kids or torturing their parents for a decade.”

    spot on, lens.

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