Bullshit Reigns
On this the day after Earth Day…the bullshit does reign. There is a Today Show!-like upside to this reign storm of bull excrement – in that at least we don’t remember, Fukushima’s-easterly flowing rain.
In the Homeland, many of our Monsanto fed children must pledge their allegiance to the flag, God and empire. For without Monsanto’s foodstuffs…empire and Gods seem so Easter Bunnyesque. And therein you have the rub. No Monsanto foodstuffs – no blind allegiances pledged. No blind allegiances – no empire, no Gods, no Al Roker.
Sadly, the Homeland has never been about freedom, it’s always been misspelled, misguided and co-opted by prophets. For more, see Monsanto, the two-party system and the failure of our schools, cults and the justice system.
Bullshit reigns.
Vietghanistan. It’s like Vietnam, in that none of it is true. But there is a difference in the amount of profit made, by those who prophet.
That’s different phreedum
bullshit reigns.
Do you remember that time Al Roker had to take a back seat to Sarah Palin’s retarded ability to peddle bullshit? That’s phreedum, and that’s stenography. 
Bullshit reigns.
We’re as free as the progressive anti-war movement was during the Bush wars. We’re as free as the progressive anti-same wars movement is now – during the Obama and more wars.
That’s phreedum.
Bullshit reigns.
When it became clear that Bush’s Verizon was spying on your grandmothers porn viewing habits for the NSA…we watched more Survivior, which led to Lost…which still leads to Al Roker. It’s too late for change now. So please ignore the noise that you hear – it’s just Frank Church spinning in the Boise dirt…that Boise dirt from back when Idaho was semi-sane. 
That’s phreedum.
Bullshit reigns.
If the glorious waters of the Homeland are too polluted to drink, common sense then tells us…that eating fish from the polluted waters is better than dying a Communist. See Monsanto for more. Or for even less – see our not so stringent water quality standards…which poisons the fish…which then poisons the “fish eaters”…which then at some point, attracts the attention of James Anaya, the UN special rapporteur on indigenous peoples…
Better never than late – no?
Exactly.
Always forget and never remember, that we ‘d know these things if the media wasn’t owned by the Anthrax Attackers. Or perhaps we’d know these things if we ate less Monsanto flavored fish?
Phreedom is misspelled for a reason…
bullshit reigns.
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One Earth One Manifesto
For this years Earth Day, I thought I’d walk past a gas station in my hemp shorts while eating a Slim Jim and whistling a catchy, while bigoted…Hank Williams Jr. song. I figure God either has a sense of humor, or she’s a lot like Pat Robertson. In either case, I think I’ve sufficiently covered all of the prerequisite Earth Day like bases…and heaven will in fact wait for me.
Sure I’ve planted trees and picked up trash for Earth Days past, hell, I’ve even bought the world a Coke…while humming a Pete Seeger Communist Manifesto song!
I’ve picked up the same beer cans every year.
I’ve helped the same children plant the same flowers
the same trees and the same hope.
Like the Earth Days of Vietnam – we could have won.
Like the Earth Days of BushBama – we could have won.
Like the Earth Days to come – we should have won.
One Earth. One life.
Where have all the flowers gone?
We’ll never learn another
Communist Manifesto song.
The Evildoers are Close at Hand
Who needs Glenn Beck when we’ve got Bank of America? Why ask about the safety of your Walmart seafood, when England has banned Corexit?
Can you impress family, friends and co-conspirators as you rattle off the last twelve years worth of Ichiro’s statistics? Do the words Certificates of Authorizations, Mitchell, Jessen, or a $8.33 billion nuke power loan guarantee package – cause any uncomfortable stirrings anywhere near your neurocranium region?
As Glenn Beck might say…since Ichiro came into the league in 2001, I find the timing – curious...
Killer whales are being killed by our excrement, green lawns and the clean fresh air that hovers about the Puget Sound region. Apparently, the whales are like conservative Democrats…who just wont see the never-ending Bush wars for the Obama ones.
A good man once said: “I saw bums in your alleys and people begging for your food. … Don’t give me no goddamned award. Give those people some food.” A stupid man once said that he knew that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully. A Nobel Peace Prize winner once killed so many brown-skinned humans…that knowing Ichiro’s stats better than Ichiro himself – seemed like a good way to not have to worry about much of anything.
At this juncture of the Homeland’s existence, we might as well find ourselves a woman who’s on a mission from God. This woman would promise to deliver us from the Marxisty Kenyan (black), and plop us down the rabbit hole into dead Reagan’s diaper of trickle down Constitutionalism.
Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ!…I’m no marine biologist, but I think the killer whales might be trying to tell us something.
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Everyone from Oprah to Mel Gibson are not always pleased when their words are taken out of context. There aren’t that many people between Mel Gibson and Oprah…but for the rest of us, there’s always an Aeroposatle store, from with which to enlighten our youngsters by.
“Quoting in of context is as enlightening as the booty shorts at the mall.” – I said that, just now
“A political prisoner is someone who is out fighting for his or her people’s rights and freedom and is imprisoned for that alone.” – Leonard Peltier
“I will continue to believe that Israel’s security is paramount.” – President Obama
“On Denny and Ninth, basketball is like fourth-grade soccer: It’s fun, noncompetitive, and everybody gets a participation trophy.” – Sherman Alexie
“It hardly makes sense to have a global war on terror if there are not that many terrorists threatening to blow themselves up in Peoria.” – Philip Giraldi
“I think when you spread the wealth around it’s good for Lockheed Martin everybody.” – President Obama
“We’re within an inch of war almost every day in that part of the world,” – Leon Panetta
“Unlike the vast majority of Doctor Who and Star Trek fans, however, I am not content to simply bitch about things on the internet until I collapse in a sweaty furor and then fall back asleep; instead, because I have work ethic, I have spent the four minutes painstakingly photoshopping an image I believe to be more worthy of the Star Trek: The Next Generation and Doctor Whomashup concept.” – Erik Henriksen of the Portland Mercury…nowhere near Vietghanistan
“Shut the fuck up! You should just fucking smile and blow me! Because I deserve it.” – Mel Gibson
“It is important for everybody to understand that this thing is kept on a very tight leash.”- President Obama on the brown-skinned
bug splat.
“I’m not even kind of lesbian.” – Oprah.
In of context – it’s either worse, or better, than being out of it.
Signs of Irony Blow
Standing at the Safeway gas station
a sign told me that my gas
was powered by the wind.
Unleaded wind power!
Signs of irony blow.
The GSA spent 800 grand while partying.
The NSA just spent $2 billion in Utah.
The George W. Bush library will have 207,000 illiterate sq. feet.
CNN and a few Senators are pissed at the partying
no one is concerned at the size of the illiterate library.
Illiterate libraries!
Signs of irony blow.
Leon Panetta spent a GSA amount of partying money
relentlessly flying to and from his home.
Signs of irony blow.
Fox News tells us to ignore the Secret Service vagina-usage
because those GSA parties betray the public trust…
Signs of Secret Service
serviced as ironies blow.
Standing at the Safeway gas station
a sign told me that my gas
was powered by the wind.
Seeing the signs for the irony
signs of irony blow.
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Phreedom’s Cheeks
Pee Wee Herman once told Francis to: ‘Go ahead and scream your head off! We’re MILES from where anyone can hear you!‘
President Bush once rejoiced in how quickly we were able to spread the cheeks of phreedom in Iraq when he said: ‘Earlier today, 15 months after the liberation of Iraq and two days ahead of schedule, the world witnessed the arrival of a free and sovereign Iraqi government.‘
Just the other day, President Obama reminded us of our manners, as he pondered whether or not his Secret Service detail used condoms – during their Presidential pre-insertion safety operation in Colombia: “We’re representing the United States … when we travel to other countries,” Obama said. He expects members of the U.S. delegation to reflect “the highest standards,” he said, because “we’re here on behalf of our people.” (Think phreedom’s cheeks.)
Aaaannnddd then he blew up some more brown-skinned kids who live near oil, poppies and or pipeline routes.
I think Pee Wee was just trying to warn Francis and the world…of worse things to come.
Be vigilant – tiny nations with ill-equipped armies…for we’re all about spreading phreedom’s! cheeks of hypocrisy. And by hypocrisy…I think you know what that means for you and yours.
Thumbs up everybody!
If Only We Could Find a Few Flat Surfaces
Living in the Homeland is at times, not all that much different from living in Otto Binder’s Bizarro World.
In Otto’s world, down was up and Democrats were actually liberal. In today’s Bizarro Homeland – abundant flat surfaces for producing an unlimited amount of solar power…are nowhere to be found.
When some enterprising smart-ass points out that most buildings are covered by what some experts describe as roofs…we are told that nuclear power is safer. When the inevitable next smart-ass comes along and points out that das Homeland is littered with 1000’s of flat, Autobahn-like highway miles…we are reminded that solar power is really expensive – misspelled phreedom isn’t free and or coal is better for the environment than those…shiny salmon-saving panels that rest comfortably on the flat surfaces of socialism…
Or something.
If only we could find a few flat surfaces.
If only the Democrat’s awesome wars weren’t so liberal…and ignored. Then perhaps the Teabaggers could wage wars against something better than the uterus, man love, or our somewhat fresh and clean – Fukushima’d air.
How bizarre.
The Vigilant Lens 