Circle the A – bloc the Hedges
If the Homeland were the peaceful, non-violent utopia that Chris Hedges wants it to be…then the misogynist wet dreams of Bill Donohue would only matter to the racial profilers of the Border Patrol.
You can’t get to Iran from Blaine, Washington…and Rick Steves is the only human to have ever spoken Spanish – while vacationing in Iran.
Only about 6 out of 243 million Homelandians polled…are able to do that math.
Circle the A – bloc the Hedges
violence begets violence
peace begets moderately-liberal genocide.
Nothing better – than a dealer who’s high.
Be high convince them to buy.—
Janet NapolitanoLayne Staley
The Bully and the Pauper
North Korea just successfully launched a rocket made from balsa wood, plastic wrap and sticky rice water. And still the Pentagon needs trillions of our dollars to defend us from the…extremely fragile, while plastic wrapped-balsa wood rocket.
Fear Leon Panetta—not the sticky rice water.
Having just driven by one of the most heavily concentrated nuclear weapons storage areas on the planet, I remembered that no one remembers the five “90 year-old” Catholics who were able to break into Bangor…just to pray that a couple of us might awaken from our collective insanity.
Fear the “90 year-old” Catholics with wire cutters—not the North Koreans.
The NK balsa wood rocket held together with sticky rice water and plastic wrap…paid more taxes than Bank of America, Boeing, GE, Mattel and Verizon…combined. And still Obama blows up the brown-skinned children who live near oil.
Fear MoveOn.org—not the North Koreans.
The trouble with Fukushima radiation, is the same as the trouble with San Onofre’s radiation…in that we fear the sticky rice water rocket of North Korea…not GE’s reactors.
Fear the criminal subprime lenders—not gay sex.
We’re fighting wars on plants that make humans mellow and hungry…while the doctors that you can’t afford pimp you out to
the Prozac maker.
Fear the Prozac and antibiotics in your chicken—not the stoners.
The never-ending wars on the 3 guys in Rep. Norm Dicks’ al Qaeda…goes well for Lockheed Martin. The wars against whistle blowers, Spanish speakers and your Bill of Rights…goes about as well as British Petroleum and Massey Energy tells you it does.
Fear the Navy’s new $8 billion dollar warships to fight North Korea’s sticky rice water rockets—not Ralph Nader.
When we threaten Russia and China with invasion, occupation and Democracy – the way we do the paupers of the world…you’ll know that a MoveOn.org member just figured out that Guantanamo is a problem for us.
Now…relax and watch.
Vodpod videos no longer available.Shadow Prisons For-Profit
Shadows can be counted on to assist in shading the light.
but some light is too bright
Shadow prisons need bodies to assist in shading the light.
but some light is too bright
The Border Patrol is the feeder agency of bodies
the bodies are for-profit
profit shaded from the light.
Shadows look cool on concrete.
The more crimes that can be invented…
the more concrete the shadow prisons can pour.
Wells Fargo invests in the GEO Group.
The GEO Group needs bodies for-profit
all spoils go to Bank of America.
Shadows can be counted on to assist in shading the light…
Se habla Pashto?
¡Enséñame tus papeles!
Foundational Crack
Experts tell us that foundational crack can be more addictive than doing the right thing.
FBI Director Robert Mueller “almost resigned” when George W. Cheney used his executive authority…to illegally spy upon the porn viewing habits of your mother.
President Obama is still spying illegally upon the porn viewing habits of your mother…and he might just arrest her as an enemy of the Homeland while he’s at it.
Robert Mueller is still the Director of the FBI.
Experts tell us that foundational crack can be more addictive than doing the right thing.
Still Contemplating the Bush Impeachment.
Drowning in the Shallow End of the Gene Pool
When Agent Orange Corn becomes the norm — Vietnam will have finally been won.
When Vietnam is officially misremembered — the EPA will direct you to Dow Chemical’s own studies…to verify the wholesome goodness of the Agent Orange Corn.
When the EPA tells you that Hanford-like pesticide use is the best known way to grow organic-like foodstuffs — President Obama will then increase his war on those journalists, who keep trying to tell us Agent Orange Corn eaters…that something is really very, very, wrong with our interpretation of ‘teh phreedom’. 
War criminals come and war criminals are allowed to go…because the Democrats fear that we’ll stop eating the mind-altering Agent Orange Corn.
When well paid baseball managers are suspended for saying semi-nice things about Fidel Castro — you’ll know that too many articles about war criminal Democrats are making their way
to the Internet.
See the phreedom of Bush and Condoleezza – along with Mitchell and Jessen for more.
For less, eat more Dow Chemical flavored corn.
Welcome to the shallow end of the gene pool.
The water’s great! And it runs –
not all that deep.
Dentists for Jesus
Easter has come and Easter has gone.
The Homeland hates those 3 guys in al-Qaeda
but hunting for Easter eggs and filmmakers
is a lot more fun.
If the TSA are not hunting al Qaeda
then the dentists wont be warning you about
those scary filmmakers either.
There are never-ending wars against them, and other never-ending wars against those. There’s even a never-ending war against those who don’t even like the never-ending wars against them other ones.
The wars against education – ‘is are also to go well too‘
but most of us can’t spell it.
There’s Japanese radiation in California and there are no nukes in Iran.
We should probably do something about that radiation
but we’ll just spend 12 years attacking Iran —
for GE’s radiation from Japan.
There are drugs in our water and there are drugs in our food
eating and drinking will kill us
so clearly – attacking those who speak Spanish
makes as much sense as anything else.
Easter has come and Easter has gone.
Many of us were just “visited” by a rabbit bearing candy
while others prayed for plastic eggs filled with the wonders of China.
The dentists aren’t for Jesus
I think they’re for al-Qaeda.
Droning On and On
Mitchell & Jessen, Spokane and Yoo
Another day and still, I drone on and on about the never-ending wars that no one wants to claim. Unless by “claim”, I mean taking ownership of the billions of dollars to be made by not ending them?
If I knew what I meant – I’d have to punch Bruce Jessen in the mouth. Which is funny, because no one ever really knew what Jessen or his tortured erection James Mitchell, were talking about either. And like myself, they’re also not at The Hague.
But I digress. While droning on and on.
James Mitchell’s good friend Bruce Jessen used to say about Spokane: They’ll let us torture kids to death at Camp Nama, but try to build a second tribal casino near Fairchild…you might as well tell them that Mitt, Bybee, Mitchell and I, are all psycho Mormons who can only get off while torturing for the CIA.
Obviously, Bruce has some deep-seated mommy issues.
The seasons roll on by
and still — Lockheed, Boeing, Northrop Grumman and I
keep droning on.
The Vigilant Lens 