May Day Seattle
May Day Seattle – it was May, we were in Seattle…and still Obama’s Bush wars on all of us relentlessly drones on.
Like most events of this nature in Seattle, I see the same photographers jockeying for the same shots, which in the end – look very much like the shots they took last year. I am exempting myself from this criticism, as it’s late, and the beer was good.
If a photog were looking to see a window get broken, a jar flung at a cop, and the alleged jar flinger then get tackled and arrested…remembering why God made black clothing – takes the guess-work out of it. See the Seattle PI’s Joshua Trujillo and his photos for more.
A few broken windows here, a successful immigration march and rally there…with an Occupy Spokane t-shirt tossed in to remind us – that the Border Patrol is being used for “translation” in Spokane too.
More mañana? Si se puede!
The First Day of May
It’s that day again. The day where we ignore the crimes of the few – so that the FBI has something to do.
For every self-made FBI plot that the FBI was smart enough to thwart…a dozen Karl Roves go free. For every window breaking anarchist that gets swept up…one hundred and forty-three Jamie Dimon’s will vacation on a warm beach – nowhere near you.
The first day of May sure is scary.
Immigrants and union members will march today – but we will not remember the never-ending drone wars on Yemen. We’re not at war with Yemen…but that matters not.
Remember, remember the first of May! Or not.
Norm Dicks’ Taliban, Iran and the salal pickers of Forks, Washington seem to be on an even keel…if you ask the Border Patrol. Ask an agent in Port Angeles about the dangers of Hanford, Bechtel or a frozen hamburger patty – sitting harmlessly in your Safeway freezer section…and you’ll see their minds race with misplaced intelligence.
The first day of May…scary!
In Seattle, May Day will happen. Traffic will be fucked from here to North Bend, violent interlopers may attack!, a baby will get her eyes burned out with bleach, Hanford will still be more dangerous to Washington’s grapes than we know, the Bush-era torture is now Obama-era torture…yet Dan Savage is the frightening one?
May Day – Sure it’s the first day of May.
And tomorrow – if all goes as planned…
Law Enforcement overtime will be grand
the Mariners will lose
writers will write
and May second will occur.
The horror.
All Natural Kashiesque War
When news reaches the Huffington Post that most of what we already eat has been tainted by Monsanto, Kellogg’s and the lying pricks at the USDA…that last tattoo of Modest Mouse that you got – will still seem like an awesome idea.
Wondering how any human of any Glorious Homeland Sector – could still believe that President Obama is as liberal as Bill Clinton was…only gets you about 6 and a half blog readers. Which of course then tells me that – the answer isn’t actually blowing in the wind…it’s sandwiched between a bun, and a bovine spongiform encephalopathy place.
When Al Roker tells me it’s going to be cloudy – I’ll buy it. When Steve Doocy tells me that it’s going to be cloudy – I’ll but that shit too. When Diane Sawyer tells me that the FBI has busted yet another plot to terrorize the Homeland – I’ll know that Sarah Palin’s journalism degree works for just who I think it does.
It’s like we’re being served tainted food – on depleted uranium platters – while the journalism schools wonder where it
all went wrong.
It couldn’t be much clearer to many of us
though most of us would disagree.
The All Natural Kashiesque Wars! They’re natural – and they’ll end when Al Roker tells you that they’re going to end.
Vodpod videos no longer available.No Telefono Verde
I used to collect the orphaned bottles and cans
near Portland – so that I could use the phone.
Now my phone is in my pocket – orphaned bottles and cans unused.
Steve Jobs’ Foxconn iWorkers threaten suicide.
There’s a phone in my pocket – orphaned bottles and cans unused.
Vodpod videos no longer available.Drones Are as Drones Our
Obviously, I’m not even close to the human who should be pointing out grammerin’ mistakes to any other human…this is why I choose to point out the differences between being screwed by the Democratic Party, versus being screwn by the Teabanging Party.
Here’s a hint – it doesn’t matter.
The just droned to death mother and child in Vietghanistan, Pakistan or Yemen – had no way of knowing who it was that piloted “their drone”.
Be it Ted Nugent – or be it George Clooney…It didn’t matter. There is no difference.
The question sometime arises as to why the Discovery Chanel has not adequately addressed global climate change, or even the global wars for Obama’s Change? The answer is? Sarah Palin’s Alaska and why Grist.org hasn’t noticed that a liberal president is currently killing the planet.
You see, if you don’t ask the right questions, all you get are wrong, and somewhat confusing answers from Eric Holder.
See Mr. Fish for more.
Take the Secret Service and some of their penises for example. Should we care where these God-fearing men put their penises? Maybe. Does all of this penis attention from the media distract from bigger problems, like Obama’s never-ending Bush wars, Wall Street, or the continuing freedom of our felonious politicians and their corporate backers? Why yes it does!
SHHhhhhh. Just eat a burger…and don’t worry yourself about things that we aren’t capable of digesting.
The differences between President Bush’s earth ending policies of illegality, and those of President Obama’s…are that there really aren’t any. Why the liberals aren’t protesting all of the sameness, is exactly the same reason the conservatives aren’t rejoicing over the continuation of said sameness.
See the Border Patrol in Forks, Washington for more. For even less, try asking them translate the words – racial profiling from Spanish…
to Pashto.
Drones are – as drones our.
Vive la différence!
Biden’s Collective Something or Other
It’s hard to believe anything Rush Limbaugh says…especially when Joe Biden says things that smell like they just fell out of Limbaugh’s ass. This Biden guy says that we Homelandian’s have an awesome collective amnesia – and that we cannot afford to go back to the future. And stuff.
Like many of we the Patriot Acted, I’m not exactly sure who this Joe Biden character is, but I’m certain that Mitt Romney knows a thing or twelve about our “collective amnesia”.
Do you remember that time when President Bush became ‘the President’ – that let us “legally” torture POW’s to death? How about that time when President Obama became the President – to direct the DOJ to ignore the federal law about fake wars and torture that are already on the books?
Yeah, me either. But I do remember the Alamo and who won every season of the Bachelor!
Actually it’s Joe Biden (whoever the hell he is) who is counting on our “collective amnesia”. Listen to any words that escape from Leon Panetta’s mouth area for more. Or for less – try using your iPad in Yemen…to read Sherman Alexie’s thoughts about the various wacky situations some award-winning wordsmiths find themselves
stepping in.
If you find yourself in Yemen reading Sherman’s words about dog shit, do keep a Vigilant eye on the skies. I hear that the Obama girls are taking turns at the drone joysticks of freedom…for this is what liberal Democrats “doo”.
Yup. Our collective amnesia. I’m reminded of how Rep. Norm Dicks tried to protect Puget Sound’s air, water and critters from death and pollution. If only Boeing, the Afghan Mujahideen and the various defense contractors of this sector, were actually Puget Sound’s air, water and critters…oh how rich, powerful and clean they would be!
I think it only goes to show that our collective amnesia is as real…as eating a steady diet of bottom dwelling fishes from the Duwamish River.
Now extrapolate and hold on to your guns.
That Clinton took away.
Or something.
Peaceus Interruptus
We pause from our regularly scheduled protest against the Bush crimes, wars and raping of the Constitution…because a Democrat still has over four years to go.
Drug addicts, marijuana smokers and those who accept government assistance for food, education and Spanish speaking-like healthscare…are the enemies…while the “Lehman Brothers” are free to walk amongst us.
Sure 60 minutes is trying to tell you something. It’s what they’re not telling you that counts.
Teabaggers are incensed that a black man has shown himself to be far and away the better Bush…while MoveOn.org warns you that Romney will cut spending on the poor.
Que surpresa!
It’s like we’re eating brain poisoning food or something.
Drinking the Tonkin flavored Kool-Aid?
Not bombing North Korea with Applebee’s, Starbucks or Pizza Huts?
Peace has been interrupted by a war mongering, Nobel Peace Prize winning party member. Give us until about January of 2017, when a Republican takes over – then watch for the Olympia, Washington Co-Op to pounce! Organically and with marching permits in hand of course.
Peaceus Interruptus.
Slap on another bumper-sticker of change
then just pull out, sit back and wait.
The Vigilant Lens 