Axl’s Democracy
Axl Rose’s Democracy is a wonderful thing…until it murders you with the goodness of a Nobel Peace Prize winner.
Our Homeland democracy-band only works when we all go along with Axl’s demands. The Vigilant Lens – 2012.
Hillary has her MEK and Norm Dicks has his Tali-alQaedaban.
The Pentagon has its 600 million dollar…per useless plane
you go to prison for smoking a stinky weed.
As our despots, dictators and generals go – so goes another Bushesque Obama – corporate Executive Order.
Yemen is to Mexico as Vietghanistan, Libya and Boeing are to Iran.
Lockheed Martin is to profit 
as a million dead humans are to Iraq.
Detroit was to the middle class – as Detroit is now to the middle class.
Sleight of hand – wishful thinking and lies…
Chrysler and GM lobbyists know that flat surfaces have been tamed.
The sun and the wind’s lobbyists?
They sure do suck.
The War Criminal Bush said just yesterday: “These are extraordinary times in the history of phreedom”
That’s misspelled democracy
Axl Rose run amok.
Running with the devil is like dancing with Mr. Brownstone.
Sammy Hagar has some tequila
David Lee Roth is still kicking like it’s 1978.
Axl’s Democracy in action
if you wait for Diane Sawyer to tell you about it
all you’ll get is crazy fascism – via Scott Weiland.
Tune in next time, and see how I connect Ozzy to the ever
expanding Cuban threat…
Breastarchy!
Breasts, tetas and boobs…they frighten Ted Haggard, almost as much as North Korea’s military bases in Eastern Europe and Honduras, frighten Wolf’s Blitzer.
For those of you who are semi-conscious, the above mind-salad could be construed as somewhat humorous. For the rest of you…there’s always George Will and his carefully worded “op/ed” about cars.
Similac is people!
George and Wolf always remind me of boobs, which is a good thing, because I’m finally discussing the horrifying to some – photo of a 25 year-old-child, breastfeeding with his 22 year-old mother. Trust me, many of us will be outraged by that pretend statement as well.
If you live anywhere near oil, Spanish speakers or any of our 8209 
some odd military bases – conveniently located nowhere near the Homeland…you’re already aware of how deep our insanity goes. Here in the Homeland, breasts are reserved for the sexual pleasure of men, while any child over the age of say 6 days old…is required to obtain a breast-feeding permit from Homeland Security.
This then ensures that no man – has been displaced from his needs.
For proof that our collective insanity is as real as I say, try reading some George Will…and then see how many military bases China has built in Yemen.
Breastarchy is real – and it’ll poke your eyes out.
I think it was Geraldo Rivera who ‘might have’ once said: breast-feeding a child past the age of 6 days old, in public…is like wearing a hoodie at the New York Yacht Club.
Of course, soon after Geraldo told us of this new breast-feeding jihad, he also shared with us that he had been manually raped by a TSA Agent…
And “people” think I’m scary.
JPMorgan Chase losing $17.5 billion dollars this week, might very well go the way of our trillion-dollar wars for Lockheed Martin, the bailouts and the so secret how much it costs to read your email wars…that if you knew, you’d still fear breast-feeding more…
Breastarchy is real – and it’ll poke your eyes out.
Did I mention George Will wrote a compelling article about cars?
Vodpod videos no longer available.Mutually Insured Stupidity
If your bailed out Bank of America branch has hired security guards…do you wonder from whom they’re protecting your money from? Are they protecting our money from them? Maybe they’re protecting our money from it? Probably…they’re protecting your money from you.
Have you read the Tehran Times lately? It’s the best source of news and information for the Homeland. Just as the humans in Iran have to read Seattle’s, ‘The Stranger‘ – for any news from Tehran…
Let it come to you. Let it sink in.
Bank of America – protecting your money
protecting your money from you.
The War Criminal Bush has been tried and he has been convicted. He’ll never do the time, because we’re just moving past the Change portion of the distraction…and blindly marching down the road of Forwardness. You can read about it in the Tehran Times.
See Mitt Romney for more.
See your protected money at Bank of America – for less.
Maybe the Skateboarders will save us?
While the criminal CEO’s at Bank of America protect your money…from you – Jamie Dimon just lost 2 billion dollars more.
Jamie is free to lose 2 billion dollars more…while you are free to prepare for the end…with less. In fact, a backpack, some ammo – maybe an MRE or three…and you and yours are free to escape the end of times.
The winds of Fukushima and I – wish you good luck with that.
There’s Mitchell, there’s Jessen, there’s a Bush and a Yoo…they all got away with the murder and the torture, but the never-ending expensive wars are for you!
The Democrats have MovedOn.org.
Bank of America is still protecting – our money from you.
Oh my God look! The AP has an exclusive drawing of
Iran’s ‘Nukleer plans!’
Oh the plan is working all right – maybe you’ll read about it in
The times of Tehran?
Bank of America – they’re guarding your money
they’re guarding your money from you.
Mutually insured stupidity – stupidity assured.
Vodpod videos no longer available.The Na’vi Don’t Read
Occupied Since Before 1871
Pete Seeger’s songs of Communist-socialisty/Marxist-like stuff, remind many of us that Islam wants to sleep with our women – right after they kill those of us who hid our guns…
during Clinton’s Gun Eradication Program.
This is why Cabela’s has a gun library.
It’s also why the Na’vi don’t read.
Pete Seeger doesn’t have a gun library
but he did fight against an age-old sin.
Singing songs about freedom, ending war
and supporting workers rights…
did bring the FBI – music blacklisted and censored
we the newly Patriot Acted – still buy the same old lies.
The Na’vi don’t read
Clinton didn’t kill Cabela’s library
Raffi Cavoukian wanted us to stay together
and maybe enjoy a peanut butter sandwich…made with jam
we didn’t listen to Raffi
and we didn’t listen to Pete.
The Na’vi don’t read
because Cabela’s has a gun library.
Answers to the Questions No One Asks
Bruce A. Dixon asks: “Why isn’t closing 40 Philadelphia public schools national news?”
Alan Grayson asks: “At this point, after 11 years of pointless, fruitless, endless war, doesn’t all of that apply equally to the war in Afghanistan?”
The Seattle School Board asks: How do we cut 20 million dollars? How do we keep teachers teaching and janitors janitorializing – schools open, lunches served and books read?
The Spokane Police Department asks its citizens: Please don’t profile racially like we do, when hunting for black men. 
Here at the Lens – I’ve asked many times: How do budget shortfalls happen, when we have trillions of dollars available for billionaires? How can we not afford health care – when we can afford 11 years of Obama’s continuing Bush wars? Why ‘is are is edumication’ so expensive…when we have trillions to give?
Drones aren’t free. Maintaining ‘are newklear’ arsenal from good spellurs ain’t free neither. The new Border Patrol outposts that will protect us from the GMO food pickers – but not from the GMO food itself…makes as much sense as the undoing of the Glass-Steagall act.
If no one asks the right questions – does this mean that Wall Street got away with it?
If no one cares about the schools in Philly, or the expensive wars on brown-skinned humans who live near oil – doesn’t that mean that the never-ending wars and fake FBI underwear plots against us…will lead to never-ending expensive wars and more fake FBI underwear plots against us?
Ummm in a word? Sure.
The Patriot Acts and the NDAA acts weren’t called Give Us All Your Money or We’ll Attack You With Anthrax Again Acts…for a reason.
Apparently – we’ve got quite a few issues to deal with.
The answers to the questions that no one asks?
Stop buying white bread, kill your teevee again, stop blaming Ralph Nader for our collective insanity…and be careful what you buy.
Cogito Ergo Sum
Thinking doesn’t necessarily give way to intelligence
we learn how to be smart
we learn how not to be
Take running for sheriff of Bonner County Idaho, for example.
Too fat, fat you must cut lean.
Cogito ergo sum
we learn how to be smart
we learn how not to be
The Columbia River – she is a beautiful river.
Dammed from deep within the Great White North to Bonneville
Dammed for electricity – dammed for my computer
Kill the dammed salmon – kill the dammed Indian
Damn.
The Columbia River is a beautiful river.
Though she only runs free and wild
through Hanford.
Cogito ergo sum.
we learn how to be smart
we learn how not to be
Therefore we are.
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Censored by Revisionism
Most glorious department of snuffing out independent thought and four to seven letter words…has not yet approved this post. Perhaps you’d rather read about Kelly Bensimon and her censored chest region parts at the Huffington Post?
When three NSA whistleblowers tell you that the impeachment of Clinton’s penis – was just a test to see how well the high fructose corn syrup was working…do you then want to either:
- kill a brown-skinned child who lives near oil
- kill a brown-skinned child who reads well
- go to a Ted Nugent concert
- buy a Dodge that Eminem sold you
- believe that Mitt’s underwear are not a CIA trap
We didn’t need 9/11 to make a better dystopian Homeland. All it took for us to roll over was Clinton’s penis, some fake sugar, and the death of the X-Files Smoking Man in May of 2002.
Damn we’re easy.
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