For the Better Served
When remembering our friends and loved ones killed in the wars for Lockheed, Halliburton and the private prison industry…it helps to recall why Clinton ‘took away‘ your guns. It doesn’t help to remember that the FBI was already well-aware of the Saudi pilots with box cutters, well-before September of 2001.
For those of you who were able to decipher the consequences of the above word salad – congratulations. You’re doing far better intellectually than most of whatever is hidden in Liz Cheney’s underwear drawer.
For those of you who’re still reading – while using Bank of America to house their $212 dollar checking accounts, there really is no hope. Just keep scanning Craigslist for that twice in a lifetime job…it’ll happen. 
For the rest of We the Patriot Acted who still remember the never-ending, forever war profiteering, I wish you better times, and a freezer full of meat that may, or may not kill you, before the billionaires finish raiding
your Social Security.
For the humans who believe President Obama is a Socialist-Marxist with Fascist socks – while not white…Liz Cheney’s underwear drawer does laugh at your BofA checking account.
For the humans still living down-stream from Hanford, do try to swim less this summer. For the rest of us living down-planet from Fukushima…go ahead and swim. It no longer probably matters.
For the keepers of the 19,000 nuclear weapons of the world, could you not have served us better by working at Taco Bell? There’s a couple of thousand nukes at Bangor, while Bremerton, Seattle and North Bend could use a few thousand Taco Bells.
For the better served.
There’s nothing I could say
that I haven’t thought before
– Kurt Cobain
Fuku Who? Paki Wha?
Trying to convince a once liberal Democrat that Obama’s never-ending Bush wars for Northrop Grumman…are also for Boeing – is like trying to convince the idiot pictured above, that air from Fukushima, did and does blow east.
Winds blowing east can be called Westerlies
and Wednesday is not spelled Wenzday.
We can ask Rep. Norm Dicks about Fukushima and its east-like blowing winds, or we can ask him about the pristine waters of Puget Sound. But do not ask him about the spelling of Wednesday, or the Border Patrol army in Forks. Because Norm will only remind you…about his instrumental involvement with the dam removals on the Elwha.
To hear Norm tell the story, it was like he was in the room when we first started paying bin Laden.
Japan’s air, debris deluge and water…do flow in this
general direction.
Mittens doesn’t hide his BushBama intentions
Wednesday should be spelled like stoopid
I remember the hundreds of thousands of pissed off Democrats during the Bush. We even march in circles, while writing letters to Norm Dicks! MoveOn.org even threatened all of our war criminals with pretend impeachment!
These were exciting pretend times. 
All that it took to ease our worried minds from torture, murder and the end of times…was forward looking Pelosi, a Nobel Peace Prize, and a few well done films like Miss Representation...and the Avengers.
Japan’s GE air does flow this way
Hanford’s death filled water – flows by Insitu.
Spreading Democracy via Obama’s Bush-like drones, has caused Pakistan to put nuclear weapons on their subs. Iran isn’t making nuclear weapons, but we’ll probably soon finish there, what Norm Dicks started here.
Don’t concern yourself with the Border Patrol
Fukushima’s fuel pool #4
may soon make the scary Spanish Speakers obscure.
If Norm Dicks can save the salmon on the Elwha, then we should be able to say I’m sorry to Dan Rather.
Fuku who? Paki wha?
I’m certain the wind blows east.
Boom?
Ignoring Raffi Gave us Reagan’s Cheese
Most everything here at the Lens is about the forgotten wars. No matter the war – be they on our emails, our food, the air, common sense, Islam or the Spanish Speakers…we’re never not at some mindfuckingly ignored war on something, someone else, or ourselves.
It’s like ‘a thing’ with us.
Democrats do it and the Teahadists do it too.
Profits are made for the few – schools are closed for the rest.
Why all the confusion?
The better choice out of two identical ones, is to a have a semi-decent third one. Ralph Nader and his crazy warnings about banks, corporations and the Pentagon…were just too outrageous for some. So Reagan’s Cheese is what we get.
If the fake cheese don’t kill ya
Fukushima certainly will.
Ignoring Fukushima comes from not listening to Raffi.
What could be easier than listening to Raffi?
Raffi has a new, even sadder message…but I’m sure the Mariners will distract us from that. 
Reagan’s Cheese says – thanks…’thanks a lot’.
Colin Powell had something to say about My Lai. Colin Powell had something to say about Iraq. Colin Powell says Mitt Romney is an idiot. I think Colin Powell had his chance.
Ralph Nader tried to warn us,
Reagan’s Cheese says thanks.
With a trillion dollars needed to protect us from ourselves, you’d think we’d be a little leery of Reagan’s Cheese.
If Bush had imprisoned a Bradley Manning…Rep. Conyers would have been forced to impeach. Instead, we get what we had here last week…which tastes just like the same old Reagan’s Cheese.
Raffi and Ralph tried to warn us,
Reagan’s Cheese thanks you for your continued support.
It’s all so complicated! Wolf Blitzer tells me this, Sarah Palin tells me that. But it’s Al Roker who knows what’s up.
If you do thirty-four things today…make sure one of them includes reading the easiest to understand words ever written, about just one of our wars. Those words are linked right here.
If we use the reading comprehension Reagan’s Cheese gave us,
we’ll have plenty of time to mourn the loss of Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Which in my book – says an awful lot.
I don’t know which war profiteering agenda is scarier, but if history teaches us anything – it’s that Raffi’s agenda, will be looked upon as more frightening than everything Reagan’s Cheese has wrought…
Filibuster Fluffer
Filibustering keeps the Homeland on its war profiteering track.
Fluffering is like filibustering…appearances must be kept up.
Obama’s endless wars for Boeing, Northrop and Lockheed,
ought to keep a few progressives up.
Fluffering is like filibustering
appearances kept up
Obama’s endless Bush wars for Boeing, Northrop and Lockheed,
ought to keep a few Teahadists up.
The Teahadists can’t get passed Hawaii
The Democrats won’t see that John Brennan
is the CIA’s John Lennon. 
Filibustering like fluffing…
keeping appearances up
If fighting the illegal and never-ending made up wars for-profit – cost about 4,500 dollars…we’d be pissed.
Since it takes trillions – the GMO corn slathered with Mad Cow butter, sure keeps us satisfied.
Fukushima?
GE’s Fukushima is not on your mind, because NATO and the G-8 were battling the battle of all battles! – against the activists.
Activists armed with iPhones and a conscience
along with their make-believe rights.
Fracking, coal and oil. More affordable than the flat surfaces – powered by the expensive sun! Fracking, coal and oil. More affordable than expensive wind – powered by Communist high pressure systems!
Filibustering and fluffering.
Fluffering and filibustering.
One keeps it up longer – the other does offer, useless Facebook stock.
Smaller Phallic Syndrome
What if?
As if.
GEO Metro!
What if the burrito hating humans of the Coeur d’ Alene sector of the Homeland…knew that China now owns the theater where Tooth Fairy 3 will no doubt be shown?
Would they…
- Picket a frightening looking Taco Bell?
- Mount a full frontal assault on the fake sushi counter at Safeway?
- Perhaps burning every useless VHS tape of every Blue Collar Comedy tour – ever known to have occurred would be in order?
As if. 
I think it was God, Gandhi or Duane Hagadone that once said: Naughtius Maximus? Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
All ancient Biggus Dickus jokes aside, if only the white men of the Homeland aspired to embrace their smaller phallic syndromes…the GEO Metro! would still be cool, and burritos would be free to be
what they are.
Happy Homelandian Monday everybody.
Vodpod videos no longer available.A Sunlit Bulb Behind Reflective Glass
When Hillary Clinton walks by a reflective window
does she see Henry Kissinger
or just a sunlit bulb…
behind reflective glass?
Feminist killers aren’t always men
sunlit bulbs aren’t really lit.
When President Obama walks by a reflective window – does he see a feminist killer looking back at him?
Killers aren’t always feminists
but they usually belong to one party
or the other.
I ride my bicycle without a helmet. 
Helmet-less I rode – to the co-op by the bay.
Across the bay – I spied a reflective window of death.
Death in the form of a Lewis and Clark class ship.
Sacagawea wasn’t helping on this trip
having long ago walked past the reflective window of death…
Hillary’s reflection must have looked different then.
Feminist killers aren’t always men
sunlit bulbs aren’t really lit.
Tattoos organically applied – admired in the shade of death.
Shopping for healthful foodstuffs
Obama’s Bush wars tie up nearby.
Riding without my helmet to the co-op
the Border Patrol drove by.
How much daylight does it take – to screw in a sunlit bulb?
Feminist killers need not be men – Hillary’s reflection…
leading men to where people have already been.
No matter the spelling
From Hero to Stink Eye
Superheroes used to do what they did for free.
It was the right thing to do.
Their dry cleaning though – was understandably comped.
Robert Downey Jr. needed 50 million dollars to hang out with
Scarlett Johansson.
Many of We the Patriot Acted would do that for some free dry cleaning.
I was given the stink eye the other day.
It ain’t 50 mill – but my t-shirts might enjoy –
the free spin – in a superhero dry chemical swim.
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