The Corporate Whores are Angry
The world runs on whores. Why one form of prostitution is frowned upon and illegal, while mouthpiece prostitutes like Robert Gibbs are not illegal, is the reason your Homeland is such a fucked up Reaganomic disaster.
The Corporate Whores are angry my friends, but between the Teabangers and the Obama-Vietghanistan war supporters, nothing will actually change.
Change requires accountability. Accountability requires prison.
Robert Gibbs is not in prison.
Greenland is changing. This change is holding us accountable.
Robert Gibbs would like Julian Assange held accountable for any change that occurs.
Meanwhile, Iran is digging mass graves for U.S. troops, because Israel runs prison camps better than we do.
“America doesn’t accept the legitimacy of continued Israeli settlements.” President Obama, Cairo 2009.
Now you know why the president won the Nobel Peace Prize and Saudi’s with box cutters that trained in Florida, caused the CIA to pay Boeing billions, while you get GMO laden foodstuffs, scary bikini baristas and the Today Show!
Now ready your useless vote for Norm Dicks, drink while driving responsibly and keep in mind, that marijuana will get you imprisoned faster than Robert Gibbs can say Dennis Kucinich.
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Referees Blow as Needed
Think of the Homeland as a land filled with multiple NFL referees named Bill Leavy. A land chock-full of Leavy’s, who get to change the outcome and or direction of stuff as needed.
Be it Superbowl XL, where the Seahawks were invaded, conquered and occupied by the NFL…be it Iraq, Vietghanistan and or your National Parks…the Bill Leavy’s of the Homeland make the game/life changing calls that matter.
Just like NAFTA made your pot dealer brown, the Pentagon made Wyoming schools worthless.
As a worthless arm is to Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s husband, the Seattle Seahawks are to half a million dead Iraqi’s.
As a bunch of dead people we don’t care about goes, so goes our collective yawn on the fake wars for Boeing, Bechtel and Beelzebub.
Happy day before Monday Homelandia! Shop early, shop often and do not buy any goods made in Israel or China…because revolution is
my name?
Revolution! It’s coming! Right after Jersey Shore wins an Emmy and the Central Arizona Project is clogged with the bodies of the malnourished, Genetically Modified food eaters of the Colorado River basin.
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Federal Prosecution of Evildoing Begins!
Evildoer Jogging
Just don’t get your hopes up…
The Feds are looking into Lance Armstrong and his “alleged” doping
of bicycles.
I say, time and money well spent. Besides, prosecuting war criminal presidents, generals and Yoo’s, tends to point out the obvious and we don’t like the obvious being prosecuted.
In related obviousness, The Google! wants to charge you for access to your high-speed porn, Ted Nugent Youtube videos and unapproved news sites of the Homeland…like Comedy Central.
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Marijuana Leads to Army Anthrax Attacks
Re-posted from some other time, because I’m busy hiding Julian Assange from the Homeland…
Back asap, be Vigilant.
Raising Arizona?
Busy, busy busy. So we get what we had here last week, which is the way he want’s it, well, he gets it! A re-post!
Back at it asap. Be Vigilant.
Fornicating Cluster Probe
Great news! The Army is probing its use of Agent Orange, sprayed near neighborhoods next to Fort Detrick in Frederick, MD., back in the 1940’s to the 1950’s. I say, far out!
But please keep in mind, there are no links between the use of Agent Orange, or Vietnamese villager rashes, or Vietnam vets unemployment. Why else would Bush have dedicated 9 million dollars to help clean it all up?
In a related cluster fuck, the world has banned cluster bombs. Again. Russia, China, Israel and your Homeland, have refused to sign on…because we all reserve the right to blow kids up, whenever and wherever, we damn well feel like it.
According to Al Roker on the Today! Show, the Army will not be looking into it’s illegal spying on activists, it’s Anthrax attack on America, or why General McChrystal hates Pat Tillman.
Finishing up this mornings news of fornicating cluster probing, Sarah Palin says she is focused on electing Republicans this year. According to Yahoo News!, 97 percent of the shallow end of the gene pool polled…think that Sarah has a nice rack, Muslin’s are the Devils fabric and that Alaska is situated about a 20 minute drive north of Sacramento.
God bless this cluster fuck!
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Admiral Mullen’s Bloodied Freudian Hands
...and Starbucks and Target will go right here
Little Bobby Gates and Admiral Mullen are two peas in a pod. One pea is two Viagra pills away from a death boner, while the other pea, is one boner away from the first pea.
You figure it out.
Robert Gates says that WikiLeaks ought not of said that about our wars. Admiral Mullen says that the WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, may already have the blood of an American soldier, or better yet, an Afghan family on his hands.
Admiral Mullen said that perhaps Julian Assange should watch his back. The Admiral then told a story…
“One day, my daddy came out to the shed and got me. He said, “Here, take this and throw it away“, and he handed me a towel with something or another in it. Well I started for that barrel and I opened up the towel ’cause there was a noise. Something a-moving around in there. The towel was all bloody-like all around it there. It was a lil’ ol’ baby not no bigger than a squirrel.”
Well all right then…Admiral?
Any other words of wisdom for Julian or the Homeland? Admiral? What’cha you doin’ with that lawn mower blade Mike?
“I aim to kill ya with it.”
Fresh from WikiLeaks, we get the last 55 years worth of Homeland style foreign policy and empire building…all wrapped up in a convenient 2 minute top-secret video.
Mr. Assange, run far and run fast.
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