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Admiral Mullen’s Bloodied Freudian Hands

July 30, 2010

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Little Bobby Gates and Admiral Mullen are two peas in a pod.  One pea is two Viagra pills away from a death boner, while the other pea, is one boner away from the first pea.

You figure it out.

Robert Gates says that WikiLeaks ought not of said that about our wars.  Admiral Mullen says that the WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, may already have the blood of an American soldier, or better yet, an Afghan family on his hands.

Admiral Mullen said that perhaps Julian Assange should watch his back.   The Admiral then told a story…

“One day, my daddy came out to the shed and got me. He said, “Here, take this and throw it away“, and he handed me a towel with something or another in it. Well I started for that barrel and I opened up the towel ’cause there was a noise. Something a-moving around in there. The towel was all bloody-like all around it there. It was a lil’ ol’ baby not no bigger than a squirrel.”

Well all right then…Admiral?

Any other words of wisdom for Julian or the Homeland?  Admiral?  What’cha you doin’ with that lawn mower blade Mike?

“I aim to kill ya with it.”

Fresh from WikiLeaks, we get the last 55 years worth of Homeland style foreign policy and empire building…all wrapped up in a convenient 2 minute top-secret video.

Mr. Assange, run far and run fast.

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