Zee Question in Question
A question was asked months ago, by Jeremy Scahill. Jeremy was wondering about the housing aspirations of the chief war criminal in charge at Blackwater/Xe, known to us as Erik Prince.
Zee Xe question in question, wondered if Erik the war criminal, was moving to Abu Dhabi.
Zee Xe question has now been answered. Erik Prince has indeed moved to Abu Dhabi, so that his children may go to better schools, than Erik can buy here in the Homeland.
Being that Abu Dhabi also has fast food, slave labor, sunny beaches, CIA black sites, a burgeoning sex trade with migrant children and no extradition policy with the American Homeland…Erik should feel right at home.
Extremely overpaid humans that cover shit up for Erik, say that Erik is just a little sick and tired of how things are going for him, here in the Homeland.
Erik should blame his momma for his problems. For when Erik’s mommy was touching his “dirty areas” for Jesus, she meant well.
Let us recap. Jesus, hundreds of millions of your tax dollars, murder, Erik’s “dirty areas“, the CIA, torture, Abu Dhabi and a fleeing coward?
Zee Xe question has been answered, but I need to know, what would Sleestak do?
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Victory! *
The occupation of Iraq has been won. The noble cause, Mrs. Sheehan, was because Fred Kagan of the Project for a New American Century needed a new Pearl Harbor.
Frederick Kagan now works for President Petraeus Obama in Afghanistan, because his expertise is needed in changing the narrative and burying anything that resembles truth.
Now you know why team Obama hates professional liberals. Because team Obama is as liberal as Bush was in the loop.
If you’re just barely paying attention, you’ll also now know why “they’re” coming for your Social Security, again. You can’t pay for illegal invasions and occupations that last decades, by raising taxes on the rich. You can, but we will not.
If you’re paying attention to every tweet that Ashton Kutcher and Sarah Palin pull out of their brain stems, then you’ll probably not know that torture is a bad thing. You will also be surprised that running around in a banana suit, with a shotgun and an exposed penis…is also, not a good thing.
Now you know why war criminals and corporate whores run everything. Look no further than Port Angeles, Washington and shotgun waving penis pullers, dressed up in banana suits. Multiply him by several hundred million apathetic Dino Rossi/Norm Dicks voters and voila! The Homeland in a nutshell. Or a banana suit.
Victory!! *
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
The meek get nothing, because Homeland Security will not protect us from eggs, Bank of America, or those who killed Jesus and or those who worship at mosques?
When the Department of Homeland Security feels it necessary to frequently search the Lens for information on Port Angeles, Washington…you’ll know I’m smarter than 97 percent of the Border Patrol fodder in Port Angeles, Washington.
Ask yourself this…does Nancy Pelosi really want to get to the bottom of the 9/11 Mosque Haters Network? Perhaps Nancy should ask a Border Patrol agent, why it is they’re not protecting us from Wall Street, K Street, or the criminals in Congress, the White House and the Pentagon house?
Said agent will assume you’re either a Mexican Drug Warlord, or a Canadian Drug War Lord and you’ll find yourself deported to a private, corporate run prison for freedom.
There are reasons for everything. Your Border Patrol is now a poorly trained, over funded, paramilitary force of people who are killing themselves. Some say the spike in Army like suicides at the BP, are because Norm Dicks created the Taliban for Boeing, yet Mexicans and marijuana are our enemy.
Confused? So is Homeland Security.
I say to those of you at Homeland ip addresses 63.167.255.153 and or 63.167.255.151, if you’ve got enough time to get your news from me, you certainly have enough time to go arrest someone at the CIA…or Bank of America.
In related retarded news from Port Angeles, I hear those of the Jewish faith, are going to build a mosque right next door to the new Border Patrol Elks Lodge, at 110 Penn Street. I can guarantee you this, the mosque will be built for far less money, than what the Homeland will spend for the slow-witted Elks building.
Remember Port Angeles! 1 out of 30,000 BP agents speak Pashto, Marijuana is a gateway drug…for law enforcement, and Obama is the better Bush!
The sound you hear, are the exploding minds of the shallow end of the gene pool…their minds are really not that terrible of a thing to waste.
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The Government Cheese was Spiked
Government Roofie
I’m certain the government cheese, powdered milk and other surplus foods that my steel mill working family ate, while spending years on strike, were indeed spiked with Rohypnol.
Roofie cheese was great with old eggs, powdered milk and Reagan’s trickled down handouts for the rich.
Now the government cheese eaters of my generation have children. Those children eat the government cheese of today…the GMO grown, High Fructose Corn Syrup spiked foods of the Homeland.
In other news meant to further inform you, 30,000 people turned out for government housing that was not available. A young mother in Florida was arrested for photographing her infant with a bong and some of the “destroyed” CIA torture tapes of freedom…were found under a desk at the CIA.
Fox News gave one million dollars to the GOP and the war president will today, do the same for Patty Murray…
If George W. Bush or the CIA’s George Little posed an infant with a bong, would they then be arrested as war criminals?
Remember and try to quickly forget — 9/11 and a decade of wars for Boeing and the Pentagon occurred, because some Saudi’s with box cutters hid Saddam’s WMD’s by attacking post offices and Democrats with Army Anthrax.
The government cheese…was spiked.
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The TalibanCia \’ta-lee-ban-see-ya\
The Taliban in Norm Dicks’ Afghanistan, have went and stoned a couple of young humans to death for adultery.
The CIA in Norm Dicks Afghanistan, have went and droned some other young humans to death for having breathed.
President Obama will be in Seattle tomorrow. He will appear with Senator Murray. There will be smiles, Tea Party jokes and the campaign dollars will flow Patty’s way.
The president will then eat lunch with RealNetworks founder
Rob Glaser.
The Taliban will kill for Norm Dicks again and Norm Dicks will kill for Boeing again.
Change is as close as you pretend it is.
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News You Should Ignore
Money and blow jobs make the world go round.
Hand jobs and gay politicians get schools built, wars lost and Rush Limbaugh married.
General Petraeus is currently selling the wars and torture for Boeing, by performing fellatio on David Gregory. David is a tall man, the general is not. Meet the Press!!…“because getting a blow job is so much easier than giving one!”
You should also ignore the reason Mexican drug warlords are killing with CIA impunity. It’s because the Canadian drug warlords still find Bob and Doug McKenzie somewhat funny. Eh.
Forget that your troop supporting fuel purchases cost far more than 3 dollars a gallon. Giggle a little, because the best jobs available in sunny Arizona and slow speaking Texas, are in the Army.
Do not retain the main reason blow jobs fail to work on Teabangers. It’s because many of the older bangers were subjected to the CIA’s Dr. Lauretta Bender as baby bangers.
But do keep in mind, that all neuropsychiatric/psycho psychiatrists work for the CIA and that a vote for Norm Dicks, is like giving Dino Rossi a blow job while Palin’s Didier watches…from his Socialist powered wheat fields.
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Your Thursday Report on the State of Washington State
Term Limits Work
It is indeed Thursday and it’s time for the latest on the state of the State of Washington’s state?
According to more newspapers than I care to spend the time naming, the state of Washington State’s economy is…challenged.
Jobs are nowhere to be found, tax revenue has dropped because Clint Didier has never heard of Banks Lake and George Nethercutt may have fathered a child with an illegal immigrant.
Or he may not have.
Either way you look at it, the state of Washington State is are screwn. This is mainly due to the Pacific Northwest Inlander.
You can take my word for it, or go read Nethercutt’s reasoning behind why he and the GOP allowed 9/11 to occur…in the Inlander!
Folks want their Social Security, Medicare and a bright future for their slow-witted offspring. Cake, meet Nethercutt.
Just a friendly reminder to my friends at the Inlander!?, Washington State tax payers have spent over 24 billion dollars, on the GOP and Norm Dicks funded wars for Boeing.
For your Friday, things are looking up! The state of Washington State for tomorrow, is said to be looking almost as awesome as the dispersed oil in the gulf and as concrete as WikiLeaker Julian Assange’s travel plans.
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