Polled People Fear Stuff When Polled About It
Coalition of the Polled
Well, McClatchy went and polled themselves some people again. Do not be alarmed! Polled people tend to keep to themselves and many are still ready to deploy their duct tape and plastic sheeting of freedom…in case of another Army Anthrax attack.
Lets check those percentages!
70 percent of the polled people polled…thought WikiLeaks was doing more harm than good. 81 percent of the polled Republicans polled, thought that WikiLeaks was an evil doer, while a whopping 58 percent of the “polled liberals” who were also polled, believe that Ralph Nader is somehow involved.
When the McClatchy pollsters further probed the polled, they found that 63 percent of the polled people no longer found Britney Spears to be “doable”. Surprisingly, 48 percent of the original 81 percent of the polled people…were ashamed to admit to having been attracted to Mark-Paul Gosselarr at some point in their lives.
McClatchy also found that an additional 87 percent of the previously polled 70 percent of those polled people, were a little confused as to what if anything, Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen, Pakistan or Australia, had to do with the Saudi Royal Air Force training a new batch of pilots in Idaho.
As per usual, do not try the McClatchy pollster math. Percentages can be as deceiving as a Saudi pilot on 9/11.
Freedom Costs about $500 Million
At long last we are able to put a price on freedom.
If you’re Dick Cheney, it’ll set ya back at least $500 million. If you’re Julian Assange…good luck homie.
War criminal profiteers Cheney and Halliburton, Dick’s former corporate daycare provider, have been raping, pillaging and killing around the world, for more than a few decades now. Nigeria is at this point, about 28 steps ahead of your Department of Justice.
Lets recap! Dick Cheney—war criminal, treasonous Valerie Plame outer/world ending psychopathic rich Republican…free to do as he pleases. The US Army and your FBI when not attacking us with Anthrax?, also free to do as they please.
The CIA? It knows no laws that it will not break, while killing, torturing and droning the children of Yemen, Vietghanistan and Iraq to death.
So while we await the Na’vi to come and rescue us from ourselves…be sure to keep an eye on your corporate owned media, as they will tell you everything Halliburton, Cheney and the CIA think you should know.
When confronted with a lawless nation of torturing abbreviations that work for God and the Homeland, about the only way to fight back is to hit them where it hurts. The ‘Anonymous’ group is about the only avenue left.
Attacking the corporate state has to be swift and accurate, because Glee comes on at 2100hrs and no freedom fighting group of Gleeks, are able to resist the Glee.
‘Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States’
Moo
This warning came to Bush without the aid of a WikiLeak. It came from the CIA and the FBI via Condoleezza’s culpable hands. This warning also included letters that when put together in the correct order, spelled out airliners, tall buildings and New York City.
All water under the bridge, for today, President Obama is the better Bush. No WikiLeak is needed to show us this. Karl Rove, Rumsfeld and John Yoo still walk freely amongst you. You can thank Obama.
The Bush wars for profit and empire did not end when Obama took office. Obama widened the theater.
The wars against Mexicans, drugs, education, infrastructure and those who make less than 38K per year, did not end when Obama took office. Obama widened the theater.
When the millions of Democratic voting Homelandians took to the streets to protest the Bush regime and its renditions, its torture and its wars for Boeing…they felt darn happy with themselves and their correctly spelled signs of activism.
The minute Obama widened the theater with his imperial powers of the President…the second Obama kept Guantanamo open…the second the renditions, torture and dronings continued…those millions of once angry Democrats and their correctly spelled signs of activism, did rejoice and they did return to their Co-op grocery shopping and Rick Steves.
Meanwhile, Obama’s America will not sign the Kyoto agreement, but it will allow BP to flourish. 
Obama’s America creates, nurtures and puts the button of terrorism into the hands of the brown-skinned, yet WikiLeaks is the enemy.
Obama’s America needs to cut back it’s spending on everything from dental care for the masses to state parks…and still the Teabangers and the cable teevee millionaires are the only ones yelling.
Bush conservatives and Obama progressives are in fact, the same people. Israel is a victim while Kentucky, when left to its own devises…will build theme-park cults and pray for the death of the better Bush.
And WikiLeaks is supposed to be our enemy?
Perhaps when Julian gets free, he should just move in with bin Laden, Erik Prince or a brothers Koch. They’re all doing quite nicely thank you very much American taxpayer…
Iraq, Kuwait Dust, Mabus and Colitas
In news no one saw coming…the dust blowing around Iraq and Kuwait is full of dangerous elements!
Past studies paid for by the military, have found that Depleted Uranium is almost as good for you as a Vietnam era-pork patty MRE.
Anyone who’s ever eaten a Vietnam era-pork patty MRE, while breathing in the DU infested air of Iraqi freedom will certainly agree…Pentagon brass have no fucking idea what they’re talking about.
As if proving my point wasn’t already easy enough, Navy Secretary Mabus has decided to feed his squids the oily seafood that remains in the Gulf of British Petroleum. Being that the remaining Gulf seafood is trying to swim to dry land in a desperate attempt to escape the Gulf of British Petroleum…no gulf fisherman will be required in the catching of said contaminated chow.
Mexican weed is illegal because it keeps federal employees employed. The zeros in the Pentagon are employed because outside of the CIA, there are not too many jobs where you can feed our troops oily BP seafood, infused with Depleted Uranium…and get away with it.
Warm smell of colitas mi compadres…
Attention Walmart Patriots
As you patriots of the Walmart shopping sector know, we’re at war. At any given moment, it is possible that a brown-skinned terrorist human, may jump out at you as you patriotically shop your way between the $3 t-shirt section and the Miley Cyrus bra and poster sections.
Do not be alarmed patriots! Yes, there are many brown-skinned shoppers at your Walmart…just turn them in…and we’ll do the rest!
Janet is so distracting, is she not?
You must be distracted from the crazy, treasonous Australian, who dares show you just a smidgen of what we’re actually up to. Vietghanistan only goes well for those who are profiting from it, like Triple Canopy and Raytheon. You must be distracted from the Kyoto agreement that the Homeland will not sign. You should not recall that Dick Cheney outed a CIA officer. Please refrain from speaking out, as your TSA searches your baby girl and her crotch for explosives. Do not concern yourself with Israel. Israel has absolutely nothing to do with anything. 
Be not aware of the wars against Islam, marijuana and you’re right to read about your country’s misdeeds.
Julian Assange, Mexicans and those who will not join with us will be assimilated.
The tax breaks for the rich will trickle down to you in the form of constant war and a perpetual lack of funding for things like schools, food and state parks…did you hear that? I think there’s a Taliban insurgent in the electronics section!!
Remember patriotic shoppers of the Walmart sector, President Obama is a Democrat. Given two years…he might end the wars, punish the rich and invite you untouchables…to work, live, love and be happy.
Be Vigilant…for truth, justice and liberty…do not mix well with the Homeland.
OutTwitted
Back in early November of 2006, I was standing outside the Bush White House, photographing what remained of the semi-coherent anti-war movement. Along with Vets for Peace…Cindy Sheehan and Col. Ann Wright were present, as were Iraq Vets Against the ‘Wars’…some local DC activists and the ever vigilant media.
The citizens of the glorious Homeland had just delivered a sweeping, Republican-like message of change and the mighty Democrats had taken control of both houses. There would be justice. There were rumors of impeachment, but there most certainly would be pre-Obama change.
Rumsfeld was the first to step down…and we cheered outside the fence of Bush.
Change was in the air and the fence of Bush could no longer protect the war criminals within. Lady justice was on the verge of her first real orgasm of freedom…because no one had ever actually taken the time to get her so close.
And we did cheer outside the fence of Bush.
The cheering lasted almost as long as the jobs at the Crawford, Texas Walmart. 
Lady Justice never got her orgasm, Crawford never got a Walmart and four years later…all the mighty Democratic majority has been able to offer us, is an empire ending quagmire of insane paranoia…and a nice Twitter from John McCain.
We are a nation of liberals, independents, conservatives and slow-witted, racist dipshits and we’ve all been OutTwitted.
Homeland Security and Attorney General Holder could give a flying fucking John Yoo about CIA rendition, torture, or any wag the dog wars for Blackwater.
They are just a little concerned though, because cracks become WikiLeaks and WikiLeaks become streams and streams become rivers and the rivers spill into the oceans and Holy Shit! I thought the Jets were up for New England?…
Who Needs Bush FEMA Camps When…
…we’ve got the gate of Obama?
Behind the fence of Bush, lives the lies of Obama.
The gate of change, opens into the yard of Obama, which is protected by the fence of Bush.
Within Obama’s yard, you can catch a glimpse of hope. Hope is chained to the tree that grows from our wars against Islam, education and common sense. But keep in mind…the cost of our wars are in no way connected to the price of your bread.
The tree of hope is fed by roots connected to the Pentagon, Boeing and your corporate owned media…which of course means that WikiLeaks collaborated with the terrorist Taliban pilots on 9/11.
Knowing that none of us are really paying attention to anything beyond the fuzz in our navels…for this festive Christmas of 2010, the US Chamber of Commerce just gave us Obama’s NAFTA II, because they hate Obama’s liberal agenda.
No really, they do!
For you haters of all things brown-skinned, remember that NAFTA I was brought to you by Clinton I. Clinton II brought you the WikiLeaks wars against your civil liberties and Iran. Couple the Clinton and Obama progressive agenda with the Bush agenda and we get what we deserve. The promise of part-time Walmart employment, no benefits and a Homeland where Harvard and Yale graduates with a tan…still find themselves being sent to “the back of the bus.”
The fence of Bush is sheltering the yard of Obama. Just in front of Obama’s sheltered yard, you’ll find a gate. At Obama’s gate, you’ll find that Cindy Sheehan is still asking the very same questions she asked of Bush.
While none of us are asking questions at Obama’s gate, we do like to watch Glee.
