Our Best and Brightest are Drunk and Stupid
The best and brightest minds of the Homeland are drunk and stupid.
No matter your background, life in the Homeland is really about how often you get drunk, get laid and live to tell your Facebook friends about it. You then somehow grow up to become the CEO of Blackwater…you rape, murder and pillage the world over for Jesus…then retire to Abu Dhabi and watch a bunch of Muslim porn for the rest of your days.
The career path to hell, via the Rapture? Yeah…party on!
This is what our best and brightest are looking forward to. Acquiring fame, fortune and beer, by spending 9 years getting a liberal arts degree at WSU. Pullman today, tomorrow we rule the world!!
And or Hillyard!!
White supremacists from Spokane to Sandpoint…to Bellingham and Tenino, would give their last good tooth, grow their hair out and use a napkin at Taco Bell…for the chance to be Kobe or even Michael Vick. Not one of them has ever professed the desire to be John 
Stockton.
I’ll let the psycho psychologists Mitchell and Jessesn decipher that for you…
The only color that really matters is greed. Greed runs the Homeland and greed runs the world. Hell!, greed even runs the Vatican.
Spokane is connected to Tucson via the failure of our schools, churches and parents.
“Don’t retreat, reload.”
The “untouchable” street kids in India have a firmer grasp of fractions, than the vast majority of the Homeland’s high school graduates. Those “untouchables” also have better jobs.
“Don’t retreat, reload.”
Our best and brightest who study partying at WSU, are not able to see the JPRA West forest for the Camp Nama trees.
“Don’t retreat, reload.”
Tucson is Spokane, Iraq is Pullman. White supremacist bomb makers are a product of their upbringing.
Karl Rove is Obama, Bush is a WSU Liberal Arts Major.
“Don’t retreat, reload.”
Palin is Gandhi, Limbaugh is Moe Howard. The Pope is John Wayne Gacy and Lebowski is the better John Wayne.
We’re in deep shit. But I went to community college…so don’t fucking blame me.
Of Bombs and Men
Like President Obama’s wars on WikiLeaks, marijuana and Islam…The best laid bombing schemes of mice and men / Go oft awry.
As many semi-sane online outlets have been trying to remind us, WikiLeaks isn’t even considered a threat by those who supposedly fear it the most. All of the histrionics about national security being besmirched by a WikiLeak, are bullshit.
“We’ve been Besmirched! Besmirched I tell ya!!”
Come on, we already know about the war crimes, the torture and the empire ending profits for Boeing, Blackwater and Lockheed Martin…we just don’t give a shit.
In Spokane, Washington, the training of cowards to torture POW’s still goes on. If I were the FBI looking into yet another cowardly bombing attempt in Spokane…I’d start by knocking on the front gate of JPRA West. Try using the Northern Quest Casino shuttle from Airway Heights. It probably stops at JPRA’s gate every 12 minutes. 
James Mitchell and Bruce Jessen started their psycho torture regime at JPRA West, because teaching Airman to resist the torture of our enemies…no longer got Bruce and James off. Getting paid to reverse engineer SERE School Techniques…to make the brown-skinned POW scream…now that, that got Bruce and James off. Off and rich.
All white supremacists are not made in Idaho. But most of the CIA torture at Guantanamo, Camp Nama and Abu Ghraib…was made in Spokane. Not a fantastic selling point when trying to entice the tourist dollar.
Or is it?
I like Spokane. For the most part, Spokane is just like everywhere else. It has great parks, food, outdoor recreation, cop’s shooting their employers, Gonzaga, bombings and torture training facilities to better torture the POW’s with.
Where? How? Where and how do these cowards learn to hate?
Spokane. It is indeed part of the glorious Homeland…where we want one thing, but get a whole nother ugly thing that most of us never asked for. Except you know, we did, when we fail do anything about the Mitchell’s, the Jessen’s or the Rove’s.
The best laid bombing schemes of mice and men / Go oft awry…And not one of the ample bosom scanners at Spokane International, will ever catch a domestic, bomb placing coward, who just wants things to go back to the way it used to be…
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PNAC for the Win!
The old men in the Project for a New American Century, dreamed the dream of the Homeland that you live in today. Fear rules the day, while the never-ending Obama wars and torture, keep the progressive voting marchers away.
If Bush had done half of what Obama has ignored…co-ops across the Homeland would be empty and the well punctuated and spelled signs of the progressive marching, Democrat voting white folks of America…would park the Prius and hang Petraus.
Metaphorically Palin speaking of course…
4th and Millions
The various artsy non-profits of the Homeland, are now having to beg the Paul Allen Foundation for a fraction of what he pays his Seahawks, Blazers or caterers.
Governor Gregoire is having to slice our lousy education system and dice our fabulously effective health and mental well-being system, because Tim Eyman hated making watches.
Perhaps the artsy non-profits and school districts of the Homeland should take up football, basketball or even Teabaggery? There are no shortage of well to do billionaires who’d rather field a team or fund some racists…than help educate a generation or two.
Being all we can really be, instead of what they want us to be…does not a submissive Homeland make.
Those of you needing anything resembling Socialisty Health-Scare, sorry. Suck it up. The Seahawks will be giving Hasselbeck another few years, to make damn sure that the Hawks will be about as competitive as the Blazers.
In other words…mediocre sports teams are always better than a healthy, well-educated populace, that might just fight back.
It’s just business and yes it’s personal.
So on this, the day after the 3 day weekend of change, let us look at your Social Security safety net of socialism…that no Tea Bagger has ever used. Better keep a hand on your guns and an eye on your Medicare…I hear one of ’em are next.
In Obama’s Homeland, progressives just shop, while Dick Cheney, Rove, Yoo and Bush fear nothing but their dreams.
In Obama’s Homeland, we fear marijuana, Muslims, education and the rule of law…to the tune of so many trillions upon trillions of dollars…it’s not even worth mentioning.
Apparently, Osama bin Laden and Ralph Nader know us
better than us.
Three Day Weekend of Change
It’s the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. weekend of change!
2011…is the year we change the definition of change. That is as long as you don’t count the previous two years of redefined change.
Change at the Pentagon, it turns out, is just like the change in Rush Limbaugh. This year we’ll see that Rush will use less Oxycontin, eat more Twinkies, buy more wives and take fewer trips to the Dominican where he likes to visit his Viagra dealer…who just happens to resemble a 12-year-old girl. Allegedly…
2011 was the year of the rabbit, until the sudden change in the way Zodiac signs are misrepresented. Evidently it’s now the year of the domestic sheep and I went from a Leo to a Marxist and…Dr. King went from abhorring war to piloting a CIA drone himself, while screaming Tora! Tora! Tora!…as he blew up a few Pakistani kids from the comfort of the company coffee shop in Herndon, VA.
I want some of whatever the hell it is that Jeh C. Johnson is smoking over at the Pentagon! (I bet it’s from Afghanistan! sshhhhh)
So if wars and Dr. King now go together, it can only be a matter of time before Tennessee wants to eliminate all mention of the poor choices our founding fathers may have made.
Tennessee don’t let me down!
Well holy shit, Tennessee Teabangers do not disappoint! They want to eliminate all mention of things like slavery, genocide and the horrible rumors about Elvis and Liberace from their little bangers textbooks. Sure it makes no sense, they might as well just ban books for Christs sakes. 
Wow. This years three-day weekend of change sure looks to be different. Happy Birthday Dr. King, may your message of peace, love and brotherhood not be lost on the corporate owned patriots of Congress…before they do something stupid like renew the Patriot Act. Or something.
The Rev. Dr. Lowery once asked, “will words become deeds that meet needs?” I think a couple of us actually know the answer to that.
Be like the real Dr. King, not the Pentagon’s version. Hear the truth.
Back at it soon…be Vigilant.
Sometimes a Great Roslyn
“Suicide’s not the Indian way. Don’t go where you’re not invited. Know what I mean?”
-Ed Chigliak
Powerful words spoken by a fictitious character, in a fictitious Alaskan town, in a fictitious teevee series, that was filmed in a real town.
Roslyn is to America as Wasilla is to Suncadia.
America just wants to be Roslyn, while Wasilla and Suncadia desire fame, fortune and a shit load of Condos by a golf course in the middle of the woods. 
We could blame Palin, but I find it’s best to just blame Grant Goodeve…for pretty much everything. Thanks Grant!
Like Roslyn, Suncadia and Sarah Palin’s image were built by illegal immigrant labor. Roslyn survived the hard-working immigrants. Suncadia and Sarah? Not so much.
Hard times have befallen us all…unless of course you’re Jamie Dimon, or you make earth ending widgets that the Pentagon uses. People are hungry and living in closets. The accusers of Assange are using a CIA torture attorney, because WikiLeaks knows too much and Jacob Appelbaum hates golf courses.
It’s all pretty simple really. We want the idyllic life in Roslyn, with a Costco or Whole Foods conveniently located about 10 miles away. Then building codes are changed, zoning laws are fiddled with…and before you know it, you’ve got this mart, that mart, 6 golf courses, 3 McDonald’s, about 9 Starbucks and a couple of empty housing developments the size of Rhode Island. And then – BAM! Your “Roslyn” now looks just like Vancouver, Washington, and nobody really wants to live there.
I once read on a bar napkin…that if all we really wanted to do was be happy, healthy, have nice things and help our fellow-man, we would. But fighting, dying and struggling for every half a penny they allow you…is so much easier.
Sometimes a great Roslyn happens, most times it doesn’t.
The Quitter Did Not Twitter!
She Facebooked! Brilliant!
As we read in yesterdays installment of all things retarded…the well armed and slow-witted, did await a Twitter from the quitter and her writer…to knock it out of the park!
It was 4th and goal….and Sarah and her team of brilliant straterjests…straturgists deep thinkers…went for the three pointer, traveled and her battleship was sunk.
The Queen of the damned spent the better part of a week, trying to come up with something better than survey markers…and all we got was blood libel?
Don’t retreat, Reload!!? Anybody? Anyone?….hello?
There are about 297 lessons to be learned from this dark, stupid chapter in the glorious history of the Homeland…of which, only number 69 makes any sense. That being of course, to never, NEVER mix your sports and board game metaphors, with your mixed messages of shooting people and God’s love.
Sadly, the Homeland will suffer Sarah’s insanity. For now, Obama will have to run against a somewhat sane member of the Teabanger party, which as far as I can tell, means about 35 more years of war, torture and huge profits for Lockheed Martin.
In related news…the Boy Scouts want their list of pedophile troop leaders to stay secret! Because if Sarah could be president…why not let us camp with your boys?
Remember patriots, the liberal elites in the lefty main stream media aren’t laughing at you…they’re banging Karl Rove in Florida and well…then they’re both laughing at you.
JPRA West: Camp Mitchel and Jessen
Twittering Nabobs of Negative Twits
Waiting on a Twitter
What happens when a quitter only has Twitter? Do quitters become winners, while the twits await the quitter to Twitter?
Yup, I’m afraid so.
For more answers to life’s complexities, try waiting on a Twitter from Ashton Kutcher. He’s busy training for the Palin Apocalypse…so don’t wait too long…but do reload.
Power does not rest with the electorate. It does not reside with either of the two major political parties. It is not represented by the press. It is not arbitrated by a judiciary that protects us from predators. Power rests with corporations. And corporations gain very lucrative profits from war, even wars we have no chance of winning. All polite appeals to the formal systems of power will not end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. We must physically obstruct the war machine or accept a role as its accomplice.
The above passage was written by Chris Hedges. For those of you still awaiting a twitter from the quitter, go reload and keep waiting. For those of you still waiting for President Obama to stop being the better Bush, go reload and await Kutcher to Twitter, because the quitter will Twitter and Obama will not.
As has been touched on here many times…it’s the wars stupid. It’s also the war crimes, the Wall Street, the K Street and whatever goddamn street brought back NKOTBSB. I’d almost rather drink a Bud Light Lime with Trig Palin, than ponder the ramifications of a world that desires more NKOTBSB.
But Chris Hedges does what I can not. He knows where a, comma, goes, and wants to attract your attention away from the Kutcher, the quitter and the Twitter. It’s the wars. It’s the Boeing. It might also be NKOTBSB.
We can wait on Twitters, quitters or President Obama’s babies suddenly realizing that Dad has been lying to them…or we can take comfort in the fact that humans have been making wine for more than 6 thousand years.
I prefer to take comfort in the fact that wine having been made by 6000 year old humans, who were not fighting off dinosaurs…makes the quitter Twitter even less.
Go read some Hedges and enjoy your Tuesday.
Trig and I will drink to that.
