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Three Day Weekend of Change

January 14, 2011

It’s the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. weekend of change!

2011…is the year we change the definition of change.  That is as long as you don’t count the previous two years of redefined change.

Change at the Pentagon, it turns out, is just like the change in Rush Limbaugh.  This year we’ll see that Rush will use less Oxycontin, eat more Twinkies, buy more wives and take fewer trips to the Dominican where he likes to visit his Viagra dealer…who just happens to resemble a 12-year-old girl.  Allegedly…

2011 was the year of the rabbit, until the sudden change in the way Zodiac signs are misrepresented.  Evidently it’s now the year of the domestic sheep and I went from a Leo to a Marxist and…Dr. King went from abhorring war to piloting a CIA drone himself, while screaming Tora! Tora! Tora!…as he blew up a few Pakistani kids from the comfort of the company coffee shop in Herndon, VA.

I want some of whatever the hell it is that Jeh C. Johnson is smoking over at the Pentagon!  (I bet it’s from Afghanistan! sshhhhh)

So if wars and Dr. King now go together, it can only be a matter of time before Tennessee wants to eliminate all mention of the poor choices our founding fathers may have made.

Tennessee don’t let me down!

Well holy shit, Tennessee Teabangers do not disappoint!  They want to eliminate all mention of things like slavery, genocide and the horrible rumors about Elvis and Liberace from their little bangers textbooks.  Sure it makes no sense, they might as well just ban books for Christs sakes.         

Wow.  This years three-day weekend of change sure looks to be different.  Happy Birthday Dr. King, may your message of peace, love and brotherhood not be lost on the corporate owned patriots of Congress…before they do something stupid like renew the Patriot Act.  Or something.

The Rev. Dr. Lowery once asked, “will words become deeds that meet needs?”  I think a couple of us actually know the answer to that.

Be like the real Dr. King, not the Pentagon’s version.  Hear the truth.

Back at it soon…be Vigilant.

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  1. January 14, 2011 19:40

    The new and improved Patriot Act! Oh, goody. Less privacy and more stalking by DHS and their minions.

    COINTELPRO on steroids.

    I’m sure Dr. King would have a thing or two to say about that if he were still here.

    Stupid people who shoot people.


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