Benny, Mitchell, Jessen & Joon…reblogged
I’m out and about, so a reblog of an older post is all we can afford.
A reblog is like a rerun of an old classic…except it’s not so old and not so classic.
Back asap. Be Vigilant and don’t pick your nose in public.
Online Poker vs. Wall Street vs. Signing Statements
And take Obama with you.
It’s Saturday in the Homeland, can you tell the difference between an empire ending Teabanger, or an empire protecting Democrat?
How about an empire protecting Republican from a MoveOn.org party protector?
We think we can, but of course we can’t.
Bush should have been impeached, tried for his crimes and handed over to the Iraqi’s or the AfPakistani’s. Now what if the next president were to carry out the same Bush impeaching policies of war, torture and empire building, that drove MoveOn.orger’s nuts with rage during the Bush?
We the Patriot Acted hate evildoers, except for when we’re the evildoers. Then we’re totally awesome.
So when a TSA agent grabs your 6 year-olds crotch for freedom, blame yourself. The next time you read about a Pot SWAT Team attacking a family of evildoing pot smokers, blame the Democrats. The next time President Obama uses Bushesque signing statements to do as he pleases, blame the Republicans. When the FBI spends way too much time, money and energy attacking the evildoers that run the on-line poker empire, blame Barry Bonds. When the FBI does not spend ANY time, effort or money attacking GE, Donald Trump, or Lockheed Martin, for doing the same thing the on-line poker evildoers were doing?…
Blame Ariana Huffington. Or perhaps Bradley Manning? Glenn Beck? It doesn’t really matter.
Hopefully NATO won’t go looking to intervene on our behalf, or try saving us from Homeland Security, Congress and those who profit the most from war, fake food and torture.
But if they did, CNN would be there to tell you about it!
Lead Tainted Patriots Drunk on Intelligence
Olympia Beer used to be brewed in Olympia, Washington. The selling point for this particular brand of swill, was: ‘It’s the Water.’
Oh it’s the water alright.
Like Oly Beer, the drinking water in many sectors of the Homeland should probably not be ingested internally. You can shit in it, you can wash your truck with it, then dump 100 years worth of mine tailings into it, build the Hanford Nuclear Death Zone next to it and in some places, you can light your tap water on fire…and we’ll still drink it!
Which brings us back full circle to Oly Beer. To it’s credit, I think the brewing process of Oly Beer eliminated at least 73% of the heavy metals and pharmaceutical soaked water, that we still find ourselves drowning in today.
Someone should probably look into this problem, but the EPA’s days are about as limited as George W Bush’s stint in Vietnam.
I blame Idaho. I blame them for 9/11, Bush, Obama, Clinton and for it’s tainted water, that meets GE’s tainted Japanese water, right around Astoria, Oregon. Why? Why the hell not.
If intelligence could grow on trees, we wouldn’t need WikiLeaks.
If our government wasn’t so frightened of us lead poisoned water drinkers, we wouldn’t have a Patriot Act.
Since China, Iran, Turkey and Israel already know what we don’t want to hear…and then some, why is Bradley Manning being tortured by Obama?
The answer, it’s the water…and a whole lot more.
The Soundgarden Tour of Artis Photos
Since the Soundgarden tour has just been announced, there is no better time to post some photos of Chris, Kim, Matt and Ben!
Since I don’t actually have any photos of Ben, Matt, Kim or Chris…the closest human I could come up with that is Soundgarden related, was Artis. 
Artis might be better known as Spoonman to some of you, but around here, he’s Artis and he’s every bit a legend in his own right.
The problems of the world are many and like a burnt flavored cup of coffee from the Starbucks on Bagram Air Base…they aren’t going away any time soon. So why not live it up a little?
Now the waiting begins. Buy tickets for the Red Rocks, or wait for Seattle? Maybe both? And with whose money?
I’d be a horrible blogging host of Soundgarden/Artis words, if I didn’t go and throw on the video too.
Enjoy and see y’all in July…
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Bonds Today Jordan Tomorrow
Justice is not a well-known commodity in the Homeland. Porn, cults and a video-less MTV fare much better on the known chart.
The Department of Justice does not exist to convict criminals like Bush, Rumsfeld and Clinton. It exists to protect criminals like Bush, Rumsfeld and Clinton. Fortunately for President Obama, we the Patriot Acted can’t recall last week, let alone his policies of death, destruction and torture for Wall Street…aren’t all that much different from the last pick any Presidential administration.
So we get what we had here last week…a “birfer” Donald Trump running for the leader of the semi-free world and Barry Bonds convicted of lying about baseball.
In a perfect world, Bush, Cheney and Ricefeld would be in Obama’s not yet almost closed Guantanamo. Being that our world is owned by the likes of Trump, who are protected by the likes of the DOJ and Homeland Security…perhaps they’ll go after Michael Jordan next?
As a devout Clyde Drexler fan, I can tell you that Jordan traveled every time he came near a ball. He traveled on the free-throw line, he traveled here, he traveled there…he even traveled with Craig Ehlo in his shorts.
Justice for the people. Barry Bonds today and we can only hope Michael Jordan tomorrow.
Be Vigilant Ken Griffey Jr., word on the street says you’re next.
Hoax Us Poke Us
President Obama is going to assist the Homelands financial situation, by further taxing the poor and increasing the wars, while liberally stroking the rich, by slicing your Medicare and torturing Bradley Manning.
The President will then shudder the EPA and hire BP to enforce environmental law, right after he implements Operation Educmication, which requires all students to maintain a .09 GPA. Or lower.
To a Birfer Teabanger…Obama’s actions spell godless, Michael Moore-like liberal policies, with a smattering of Marxist Communism all wrapped up in a Kenyan conspiracy.
To a Reagan Republican…Obama’s actions seem pretty awesome, but their inner racist keeps them hooded and semi-interested in Sarah Palin’s cleavage.
To a Progressive Democrat…Obama’s actions are the best they can hope for, because if a Republican were to win in 2012…ZOMG!, we could see endless war, torture and tax cuts for the rich!
To George W Bush…Obama’s actions are pretty much what mummy and daddy had in mind when they birfed him. They’d dreamed of a whiter shade of corporatocracy…but you know, whatever.
Keeping the poor white humans uneducated, poor and ready to kill for Boeing, Lockheed Martin and God, is what makes the most profit for Wall Street. Keeping the poor white humans of the Homeland afraid of humans with skin color…is what keeps the DEA and the private prison corporations happy.
Of course in a place Disney jokingly calls “reality”, we’re all in this together. But the less we know, the more we’ll keep buying Seattle Mariners and Seahawks gear. This year baby! This year!!
Hocus pocus and sim sala bim! Bin Laden is still rich and they’ve hoaxed us and poked us again!
We Can’t Survive if We’re Dead
Exciting news out of Japan! Evidently, when several reactors explode and fuel rods burn…bad shit happens?
Milk was already bad for us, not just because it’s for cows stupid, but because of the chemical soup that the milk is swimming in. The growth hormones and antibiotics were just an added bonus. Now we have to deal with the radiation too.
There were a few reports of the radiation levels in water and milk being just a teensy-weensy bit higher, than a TSA gloved finger of freedom — being shoved up your ass for terrorists. Hell, big media even made it sound like radiation was better for you than Medicare.
Of course, as with many things in the Homeland, most of what we hear, read and inject into ourselves is bullshit. Or worse.
The maximum pretend threshold for iodine-131 in your already contaminated milk, is 3.0 pico Curies per Liter (pCi/l).
Three samples of milk in three geographically different corners of the Homeland…have far exceeded the pretend safe level of irradiated milk.
Phoenix, Arizona came in at 3.2 pCi/l and no illegal brown-skinned humans were involved. Little Rock Arkansas tested at 8.9 pCi/l, more than 3 times the pretend safe level. Hilo, Hawaii though…is the winner. It’s iodine-131 tested at 18 pCi/l, 16 times worse than the pretend safe levels.
As if that wasn’t bad enough…Hilo’s milk also came back with Cesium-137, at 19 pCi/l and a death inducing 24 pCi/l for milks best friend…Cesium-134.
It’s a good fucking, gosh golly, good darn thing we aren’t testing the milk, water and crops of the Homeland, for plutonium and uranium! Whew!
For more on this, try clicking right here.
For some of the readings, go here.
We can’t fight for our rights if we’re homeless, unemployed, sick and insurance-less. We also can’t imprison the war criminals of Wall Street, K Street or Obama’s Bush street if we’re under surveillance.
It’s also tough to survive if we’re dead.
Now enjoy your cereal, latte’s and the never-ending wars on ourselves, Islam and what’s left of your immune system…then thank a Democrat and their complicit 4th Estate, for fighting so gosh darn hard against it all.
Those blue sky’s sure were nice.
The Vigilant Lens 