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Tugging at the Periphery of Circular Reasoning

February 18, 2012

Breaking fake news! The FBI has reportedly just thwarted itself from attacking us again, with yet another self-provided fake bomb.  Damn!  That was a close one…

Donald Rumsfeld, Liz Cheney, and Rahm Emanuel would like to take this opportunity, to thank the young Muslim men who still haven’t received the memo, that all Homeland misadventures in Homeland terrorism…originate from the arresting arresters.

I’m not sure why a young Muslim man who just happened to be a tin-catalyzed silicone salesman…was never implicated in the Army Anthrax Attacks, but I bet the beer drinking/multiple pleasure cruises by NOAA’s finest in Seattle, are somehow related.

Questioning NOAA’s conclusion that Fukushima is not killing Alaska’s seals?  Probably a great time for Seymour Hersh to get religion.

For more on why the Patriot Act was passed right after the Army Anthrax Attacks, I suggest that you ask the Border Patrol in Port Angeles.  They’ll then point you towards the flag…and have you
salute it.

The evildoers are all around us.  It’s arresting the arresters that our drones wont do.

Tugging at the periphery of circular reasoning.
A circle jerk worth trillions.

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IranGarden and Reagan’s Fist

February 17, 2012

Many humans who inhabit the Homeland, believe that Saddam was planning to wipe them off a map they’ve never looked at.  So we invaded Afghanistan instead.

Loads of humans who watch the teevee in the Homeland, believe that Casey Anthony is a vile creature, who murdered her child and got away with it.  So we invaded Yemen, Libya, Mexico and Pakistan…and won in Iraq.  Again.

Many of those same teevee watching humans of the Homeland, believe that President Obama is a Hawaiian Muslim, who was born in Africa, yet manages to govern the world with the liberal fist of Reagan’s irony.

Thanks to media stenographers like Erin Burnett, many of the Patriot Acted humans of the Homeland when not fearing sex, geography, healthy food, or people with a skin tone other than none…spend next to no time wondering why Iran is just fine with Rick Steves.

Artis the Spoonman knows

It’s why Rick Steves is not ok with us…that should concern us.

President Obama’s ruling of the planet with the liberal fist of Reagan’s irony, is lost on those of us who watch Erin Burnett.  It’s kind of like getting your who we should attack next news from Dan Savage.

Ironic?  I think Erin Burnett would agree.  Because Iran sure seems scary, when news is filtered through Erin’s wargasm.

Erin and possibly Dan, would have us believe that Iran is enemy #12 or so.  Why?  Because Iran hates al Qaeda, they fought against Saddam, and they’re also not making “the bomb”.  Seems perfectly logical.  If you get your information from Erin…or possibly Dan.

Rick Steves may or may not be your enemy…but at least in Seattle, we have Chris Cornell calling bigoted assholes in suits what they are!  Which means, for those of you reading this from anywhere near Skagit County…many bigoted assholes in suits fly with Alaska Air, and also listen to Mumford & Sons.

Chris Cornell doing a good deed for a citizen in the Alaska Airlines lounge, sure makes us feel good.  That is, until you read that he was on his way to a fundraiser…for he who rules the world with the liberal fist of Reagan’s irony…

We must try harder to live.

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The Newsted Apology

February 16, 2012

A Catholic, a Lutheran, a Jewish Rabbi and a Southern Baptist “ethics professor” walked into a room – and a House GOP contraception hearing broke out.

That’s the joke.

It would be funnier if it didn’t prove my point.  That point being…that we’re still Patriot Acted, while Vincent Bugliosi has yet to write a book about prosecuting Obama for murder.

Vincent was able to figure out how evil Charles Manson, Bush and Liz Cheney were, but yet, we’re still Patriot Acted.

The Teabangers in Congress are only cock-blocking the Democrats, because we’ll buy anything.  Except a condom or three.

When translated to Pashto, this Teabanging cock-blocking means that – the Democrats are playing for the same team as the cock-blockers.  When translated to Spanish, we learn that Obama’s Internment Camps for the Spanish Speakers are filled quite nicely thank you for not noticing…

I tried to translate the part about Democrats being outraged over the Teabanging contraception hearings, from K Street Jargon to English…but it kept coming out in Hebrew as:
it’s the endless wars, dafuk barosh.   

And well, that doesn’t exactly help Ed Schultz sleep in Libya at night.

The hidden message my friends…isn’t blowing in the wind.  The message isn’t even hidden.

Cock-blocking is allowed, as long as condoms are not mandatory, and no one in the ruling class is prosecuted for anything.  Ever.

So my apologies to Jason Newsted.  I used to apply his name to anyone stupid enough to walk away from a sure thing.  Apparently, Jason has more sense than most of us…and the Democrats are as liberal, as Dave Mustaine is into Santorum’s condom-free lifestyle.
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Sea Star Deniers and Internment Camps

February 15, 2012

Standing in a puddle of Fukushima’d rain water
I glanced up to watch more nuclear weapons sail by…
than Iran will ever get to buy from Diane Sawyer’s employer.

Which makes sense, when you factor in that President Bush’s economic policy is never mentioned anywhere near Newt’s Frothy Romney.

While President Obama’s economic policy never stood a chance against Dick Cheney’s Bush – Iraq, Vietghanistan and Iran, like the DailyKos, are unable to differentiate between the two.

This is why science must die.

It’s also why we must not forget the Japanese Internment Camps, Saudi Arabia’s 9/11, the Holocaust, the Alamo, or the amazing rising star that is Jeremy Lin.  For if we do…Obama’s Internment Camps for the Spanish Speakers, the marijuana smokers and the “lesser classes“, are so much harder to explain.

Which is why we’ve won 5 or 6 times in Iraq.

Like the Corrections Corporation of America knows, you can baffle us with elections, or you can frighten us with condoms, but you sure as hell can’t ruin this planet by shitting where you sleep.

Which is why Bank of America isn’t in Guantanamo…and houses cost less than cars.

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Houston Haiku

February 14, 2012

A friend and co-conspirator in this journey we call breathing…asked to post a haiku and song about Whitney.

I frequently forget to breathe in my journey – so I’m taking this moment to breathe.

Thanks Tenzing.  Safe journeys Whitney.

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apple blossoms
scattered in a breeze–
the tree bare now

By Karma Tenzing Wangchuk

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Rationality Down and Many Profitable Yards to Go

February 13, 2012

I like to think of the Homeland as the NFL.  We have several teams battling each other for the chance to play in the Super Bowl – where to the winner goes the spoils of world supremacy…along with quite a few diamond rings.

Once won, the world supremacy is not only short lived, but since the world wasn’t even playing in the game…it pretty much boils down to a bunch of guys sportin’ gaudy diamond rings.

A Freudian battle – if ever there was one.

Which brings me to our collective rationality.  Rational thought has fallen so far off the scale of measurability, that the Homeland has now entered threat level Norquist.

Threat level Norquist is so far removed from that already narrow plane of rational thought…that Grover himself is now considering a .00022% federal tax increase, for every 4 cents spent on flying Sarah Palin anywhere.

That’s Grover getting shit done.  Which translates to Fukushima is indeed killing us faster than GE had originally planned.

One might say that the our inability to see the Monsanto grown forest, for the Army Anthrax Attacks against us…is why Wall Street deserves all of our money.  Any future money that you had hoped to make, is now also gone.  And not just because there’s no such thing as – future money.

One could surmise that the ‘reason‘ liberal minded humans ignore the never ending wars, along with the loss of more freedoms than Cheney’s Bush ever thought possible…is because Rep. Norm Dicks thinks very little of your reasoning powers.

Norm will look into why the Army can afford to create veterans with PTSD…but not why Norm himself, helped create the Taliban.

That’s our collective rationality at work.

Rationality used to be buried at the Hanford Nuclear Reservation, until it washed downstream to Portland, Oregon.

After Portland became cool, they hid rational thought at Bangor Sub Base, amongst several thousand nuclear warheads.  But, a few rogue Catholic’s kept breaking in to get your attention…so what was left of rational thought, was then secreted away to the Navy’s Indian Island.

Indian Island is the largest weapons storage depot on the West Coast.  It’s just across the sleepy waters from Port Townsend, Washington…where the food co-op fears Israel, more than what Indian Island’s blast zones are capable of doing to the public schools in their town.

Rational thought is safe at Indian Island, because it’s now protected by President Obama’s NDAA.   Indian Island itself is surrounded and protected by the lack of rational thinking liberals…who themselves are surrounded by irrational thinking conservatives…neither of which can get past the fact that a black man can be far more conservative…than the idiot Bush was ever able to mispronounce.

This leaves us with the Constitutional Free Zone that also surrounds Indian Island.  It’s the last line of defense against free thought.

But since free thought itself was actually purchased by the NFL in 1974, I am left wondering what the fuck I’ve been going on about.  Which I suppose, brings us right back to the diamond rings and Freudian battles.

Rationality down and many profitable yards to go.

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Humans Pass

February 10, 2012

Just yesterday, I walked past a human on the street.

I was walking and wondering: if just before a child of Afghanistan passed on from this planet – would she know a liberal drone – from a
conservative one?

I don’t think that the just past human on the street
dwelt upon what I wonder on.

Just yesterday, a woman walked past a human on the street.

She was wondering while walking: how the Democrat in her White House, was capable of doing the horrific things – that she’d always
just ignored before.

She didn’t think that the just past human on my very same street
dwelt upon what she wondered on.

Humans pass – secure in their knowledge.
Dwelling upon and wondering on.

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