Fake Betty
Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding! – Fake Betty White
Internet memes, jokes and journalism…
the truth is out there
stop worrying about Kim Kardashian’s ass.
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Obama’s wars on us, you and them
the idiot Bush
only started a few of them.
Fake Betty…wika wika – wikileak.
The War on Iran is almost won
Fake Betty journalism
it’s pushin’ 212 – and that’s old.
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The message is in the lack of one
message forces are multiplying
there’s no left –
there’s just the other left
Fake Betty…wiki wika, wiki wikileak.
The Pentagon rhymes with Netanyahu’s street
K Street rhymes with Leon Panetta’s street
Your street –
my street –
they’re a myth.
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We’ve got phreedum to shop, we’ve got phreedum to kill
some ‘think’ Clinton took away their phreedum
there’s a million Starbucks
phreedum fulfilled
Fake Betty wiki – wiki wkileak
If abortion is murder – then keep your dick in your pants.
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Clean coal is cleaner than clean
and its coming
keep your dick in your pants.
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Breasts at War
For proof that we’re nothing as advertised, look no further than the ease of which warrior mommies who breastfeed their babies in uniform…have brought us to our virgin-like knees.
Pointing out that no one is outraged by the babies in uniforms, or even the fact that warrior mommies exist…is what I’m not paid to do.
It doesn’t take the Taliban, the CIA’s al Qaedabon or even the still lobbying tobacco companies to bring us to our knees. All it took was four breasts in uniform, a pinch of High Fructose Corn death, a few seasons of Lost…and we’re left waiting for what Wolf Blitzer and Al Roker might say next.
Like any good Democrat can tell you, the murdering and war profiteering policies of President Obama, while slightly familiar, are in no way related to anything the babbling idiot Bush mispronounced. Ever. Period. End of discussion. MoveOn, go forward, change and so on and so forth. 
Obama’s endless new wars are forgotten quicker than the Leonard Peltier stickers on our wind pushed, while solar-driven cars.
Free Tibet? Why not free Kansas?
What could possibly be next? A false flag-like cyber attack…requiring us to retaliate by killing women and children in Honduras, Somalia and Arizona? So much endless leaking from the White House, that if Bradley Manning had done it, David Axlerod would surely be in Guantanamo? Bush/Cheney-like secret kill lists — no matter how many times Rep. Conyers threatens you with pretend impeachment? Urine soaked public pools? How about yet another untimely reminder about the BushBama Depression?
You laugh now, but do retain my words, because at some point, Geraldo Rivera will sing the praises of President Obama’s blood-lust for Northrop Grumman, and then those naked breasts – daring to feed babies in uniforms…wont be so newsworthy anymore.
And John Edwards is supposed to be the delusional bad guy?
Wonder Wafting
Clean coal is made out of Wonder Bread and your favorite soda.
They’re job creators and they taste good too.
It’s like clean coal is almost good for us.
A Wonder Bread factory used to be located just north of
Spokane’s Riverfront Park.
When the wind blew down through Felony Flats
you could smell the clean coal baking.
Your soda has always sucked. Oly Beer always sucked too.
At least the Oly Beer temporarily fixed what I broke.
It’s like clean coal is almost good for us.
Fuck your soda and fuck your bread.
It’s breaking what’s fixed with Oly that I miss.
Wonder wafting on the wind from Felony Flats
you could smell the clean coal baking.
The Meandering Path of Little or No Resistance
Meandering paths lead somewhere. Of this we can be certain. Depending on which side of the path we meander on, similar policies of never-ending war profiteering for Lockheed Martin…either makes us happy, or it makes us fear the similar policies of the other party.
Jamie Dimon finds our different sides of the same path traveled…quite humorous. Your neighbor on the other hand, thinks you’re a dirty Marxist/Communist liberal – who given the chance, would probably sell meth disguised as a young Irish lad in tight shorts…to the Pope.
As you should imagine, we’re a meandering mess of path walkers…strung out on misspelled mad cow phreedum – washed down by shitty beer.
On a brighter note…the San Onofre Nuclear power plant is nowhere near Hanford, yet the sun still shines freely – on all of the Homeland’s not yet power-producing — billions of flat-like surfaces.
Meandering paths and what-not.
Like the unexplained explosion in cancer rates, chemical apples and dead oceans, someone has to pay for what we don’t want to know. So why not spend billions on a strategically stationed Homeland Army, and then strategically place them in places where the Pashto Speakers resemble the Makah…and the Makah resemble the Spanish Speakers. 
Stranger things have happened. Like Constitutionally protected kill lists of vagueness. You don’t want to be palling around with those vague humans. Nor should you be listening to crazy humans like Roy Moore, who just so happens to inflict the law.
Crazier things have happened…
I know MovedOn.org fears Ralph Nader’s Florida, more than the defense industries plans for profit in Asia…but this is why God made Barney Frank.
Barney distracts some of us from the insane rantings of a Baptist Pastor in Kansas, so that the rest of us, will continue to ignore the never-ending war profiteering by Lockheed Martin.
The meandering path of little or no resistance.
Didn’t George Carlin warn us about something like this?
I’m off for a hike! I’ll be blazing my own path through virgin-like sensitive lands…untouched by man’s boot or Starbucks!
The mercury, PCB, dioxin and flame retardant filled remote lake I’ll be bathing in? Yeah, sorry about that. I blame Newt Gingrich for this too.
As the Media Drones
What could be tastier than a radioactively hot tuna-melt sandwich, covered in Wolf Blitzer’s cheese?
Sure that’s a rhetorical question.
The question – “who actually thought voting for the privatization of Washington State liquor sales, would actually make it cheaper than the multiple tens of trillion-dollar wars against us, them and them other ones?”…comes to my mind as well.
Who needs Fox News, when we’ve got the DoD’s Wolf Blitzer? Why do the words dead militants, clean coal and solar power is too expensive…all have the same meaning to us? The answer, because this is what keeps us buying useless AOL stock and Slim Jims.
Take Obama’s endless piles of dead brown-skinned women and children for example. If those women and children knew ahead of time…that the drone that was going to kill them in their rock pile beds, was piloted from afar by Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize, or even Malia, Sasha and or Glenn Beck…would they still curse the idiot Bush instead?
The media calls droned brown-skinned children – ‘militants’, so that we can ponder greater things like Michelle Rodriguez and her bikini body at Cannes.
Read more about those dead ‘militants‘, right here.
Michelle’s bikini body begs two questions: Is clean coal safer to dig up and then ship around the globe to later be burned until our extinction? Or, can solar power get any more expensive and or horrifically more dangerous than GE’s Fukushima?
The answer: Iran is going to eat your babies.
I knew it!
Mormon Vampires and Islam-like Spanish Speakers
The never before publicly asked question: Where are the Mormon vampires and Islam-like Spanish speakers who hate your freedoms (and garlic) located? Homeland Security’s answer: Forks, Washington. Population about 17.
The national attention on Forks, Washington and their Border Patrol keepers, comes to you via the New York Times. Thank Saint Cristóbal Magallanes Jara, that Judith Miller didn’t write the article…or who knows what war for Boeing we’d still be fighting?
Like most incredibly stupid and Constitutional fucking news of the Homeland, by the time said news ends up somewhere like the New York Times…the damage has long already been done.
See Port Angeles and the Spanish Speaker prison in Tacoma for more. 
Salal is a plant picked almost exclusively by humans who speak Spanish. Marijuana is also a plant. One plant is deemed illegal, the other plant deemed illegal to be picked by white people.
I’ll let you and the GEO Group do that math.
Mormon vampires are as real as Sarah Palin’s party think they are. The Islam-like Spanish Speakers, are as real as the Border Patrol and their kamillions of wasted public schoolin’ money, say they ‘are too is are is also?’ And or stuff.
The Olympic Peninsula checkpoints for brown-skinned humans are now gone. The bus boarding and checking for brown-skinned humans have also ended. For now. Bush has not yet been put on trial for his Texas-Khmer Rouge regime days, and for as long as a Democrat holds the White House, forward-looking is the theme of our ways.
Why we don’t remember that the child killing drones of Bush & Obama, fly on the poisoned air of Fukushima…are the very same reasons that Spokane can’t pronounce JPRA West.
See Judith Miller’s Cyberdyne Systems and Forks’ Skynet – for less.
Haiku for Memorial Day 2012
The Vigilant Lens 