Quelle Dommage
If our drone missiles were shaped like vaginas, would the brave video game playing men use them more often, or much less?
If your couch is at least as dangerous as Norm Dicks’ Taliban, shouldn’t the Border Patrol arrest Norm for not deporting our couches? I guess there’s truth to the adage – that throwing Norm a party – is just a whole lot easier.
Drinking fortified wine and beer is the drink of choice – for many who live the good life – that is Reagan’s trickled down dream. Some neighborhoods don’t like to see the dream, but they do like to go camping with their $9 six packs of high alcohol content micro-beer…
Sadly for the struggling working class, Wa. State Parks operated on handouts – doled out by the trillions, by the liberal nanny state. Or something.
Now the parks will soon be closed and your couch will kill you. But hey! At least you can buy some cheap beer and…oh wait, never mind.
On the bright side of life, we know that the police have our backs in their sights.
Because your couch can kill you
And it might possibly
Speak some Spanish
OK, well, at least we’re well protected from North Korea’s balsa wood and tinfoil missiles…that could reach us in a pretend Iranian minute! That is as long as our patriots at Missile Defense…aren’t too busy watching Reagan’s trickled down phreedum, in the shape of Internet porn.
Maybe if all missiles were shaped like vaginas?
Quelle Dommage
And
What – a – drag
That Led to This
There’s a fair amount of this, which sprung from that. If more than 6 of us understood why this came from that…maybe there’d be fewer Cabela’s stores?
If you remember why President Clinton was half-impeached for his seminal adventures, then you probably forgot why Nixon wasn’t imprisoned. Which was pretty much the reason for Clinton, but not…pick any Bush. That obviously led to this.
Why many a fake journalist told you that that…couldn’t possibly be involved with this…is exactly how that led to this.
That’s a lot to ponder. But don’t ponder too long, because that could also lead to this.
If Bank of America had been prosecuted for doing the same thing as this, then maybe JPMorgan Chase would be more afraid of us. But they’re not. Which led to this.
Clearly, we’re a racist land of half-wits, who fear God while watching the “Hawaiian” President…kill more Africans and various other brown-skinned humans — than any Bush believed they could get away with.
The reasons for much of this, that and more…has much to do with this. Which of course leads to this, which then feeds these.
Reading that this has occurred…doesn’t in fact change that.
Is is hopeless to escape from much of this, that and more? I don’t know, but for fucks sake…stop throwing them these.
That led to this
And this always leads to that
And this is all I have to say about
Much of that
Were we to combine the Department of Homeland Security with the Seattle Mariners, we’d end up with something resembling the Food and Drug Administration — with two outs in the bottom of the 9th — sure there are runners on base — and Ichiro’s at-bat!…in New York.
If forced to find the differences between the underemployed humans of Spokane, from those of the underemployed humans in Seattle…we’d find that Leavenworth really doesn’t care for either one of you. Your cash and jewelery is what Leavenworth expects…come get drunk! – but leave your dirty, alcohol-free marijuana at home.
Austerity works! For the defense industry. Austerity wurks! For the beer industry. Austerity works! For any government agency that can build a better nuke.
The world has about 20 thousand of them
All it takes is one
John Cassidy asks: Is America Nuts?
The long answer to that is, yes.
We’re crazier than a wet cardboard box tasked with carrying the Homeland’s freedom rocks.
Fish Have Feelings
Driving over Young Street Bridge in Aberdeen, I’m reminded that the poverty in Kurt’s E. Second Street neighborhood hasn’t changed much since before Romney was richer than Courtney Love.
Mitt Romney needs the impoverished to stay impoverished
President Obama needs brown-skinned women to blow up
Justice Scalia just said that under his “interpretation” of the Second Amendment – Handheld rocket launchers just might be protected. Kurt once sang that it was ok to eat fish cause they don’t have
any feelings.
I think they’re both wrong
Fish have far more feelings than many of us
Mass Opposition to Opposition
Opposing things requires effort.
The effort required to acquire some things
Is greater than the effort required not opposing things
Opposing effort requires lots of things
Requiring effort fucks up the whole thing
Feigned Insanity Defined
Feigned insanity could be defined as the simulation of mental illness in order to avoid or lessen the consequences of a confrontation or conviction for an alleged crime.
Ignoring the US Drought Monitor is as crazy as Michael Moore ignoring Obama’s never-ending Bush wars. On some other hand…ignoring the never-ending Obama wars hasn’t exactly stopped the expanding liberal empire either.
Hopefully, someday real soon, ThinkProgress.org and Michael Moore will get ‘it’, and then explain ‘it’ to everyone at YES! Magazine.
feigned insanity defined.
Blaming Bush for Bush was cool during the Bush
Blaming Obama for more Bush during the Obama is less cool
Voting for the better Bush and or the better Palin?
feigned insanity defined
People kill people – while guns only kill coherent thought
Homeland Security didn’t #Occupy anything
Of course the Earth is flat
insanity feigned insanity defined
3rd and Sandusky
President Obama is preparing to take away our guns. All of them. Again. Just like Clinton did not too long after President Reagan shit himself. Again.
Why? Because many of you are beginning to fear your neighbor – again…and fearing your neighbor – again…doesn’t exactly keep you fearing Islam, the Spanish speakers, or black men from Hawaii. Still…and or again. 
You must remember the color coded fake terrorist alerts! Though you probably shouldn’t remember the Army Anthrax Attacks.
Iran’s missiles are as capable of reaching Kansas
As our missiles are capable of funding
Non-Monsanto infused
Public school lunches
Since the Pentagon requires trillions of dollars to fund the wars they never win, it makes sense that we should expand the drug wars into Africa.
See all the success in the Homeland for more, but do be careful on the deteriorating road that you drive on…for less
If Mitt Romney and his magic Mormon long panties can be President, then a black man from Hawaii should probably bother you less.
See hungry kids in school for more.
For even more of the less, don’t protest the obvious, because the obvious might kill you.
It’s 3rd down and Sandusky in the Homeland
Do we punt – or do we go for first
And more Sandusky?
The Vigilant Lens 