Saddam’s weapons of mass destruction have not yet been located in Silverdale, Washington, or at the Blue Grass Army Depot in Kentucky…because no one has taken the time to find them.
Your Bush economy is dying in Obama’s Pentagon, because no one has taken the time to start a draft.
The Washington Post is the reason no one is looking at, or for…anything, because the Pentagon is writing the Post’s articles for them. On October 24th, Gregg Miller reported that the Obama surge in Vietghanistan, has not lived up to the epic failure that was the surge of Baird. Today, the Post’s David Broder tells us that the best way for us to recover from the Bush Depression, is for Obama to start the next phase of the war on Iran. Throw in the 3 billion dollars spent on this seasons political ads…and you’ve got one hell of a trick.
This winning progressive ad of the day just proves my point, that Christine O’ Donnell has put out for Todd Palin, ‘witch’ of course makes her…just like us.
O’ Donnell bumping nasties with Palin the lesser, also validates in my mind anyway, that we will be hunting down every al Qaeda operative from here to everywhere for the next 72 years.
This latest chapter in the never-ending war on terror, can be directly attributed to the fact that the evil doers used UPS and FedEx to ship their bombs, instead of DHL. When we add to the lack of a DHL shipping connection, to the fact that we hate places that start with the letter ‘Y’…well, sorry Yemen you’re screwn.
All of this will lead to some Homeland approved hack, writing yet another op-ed piece that will probably ask the CIA’s made up question: “Why is Julian Assange Still Alive?“
Oh look…Jonah Goldberg just made me a fucking genius…futuristic soothsayer!
Hey here’s an idea! If the Koch brothers pay me 98 million dollars, I’ll fight Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity, Sarah Palin and Jonah Goldberg…for the Intercontinental Belt and a chance to watch Christine rub one out for the Homeland.
Holy shit it’s 0920hrs on Saturday! The pretend rally for sanity and fear in DC is in full swing…and will accomplish the same thing that voting for a Demo-Republican will. Absolutely nothing.
The “change” you desire is just a Tea Bag away from the honky Rapture. The National Review wants to murder Julian Assange and you’re Department of Homeland Security hates your freedom, to the tune of more than 80 billion funded public school dollars. Per year! Yeah!
The Safer Texas Campaign would like someone to prove to them that marijuana is less likely to cause a Texan to kill his wife, than say…the evil and Godless Tequila, that is obviously smuggled to the Homeland in the sweaty crotches of illegals.
Jon Stewart can’t save you from yourselves, George W. thought he shot down flight 93 on 9/11 and Charlie Sheen is still partying like it’s fucking 1999.
Fucking in 1999 was certainly more fun than fucking in 2010. I am as certain of this as the Lehman Brothers are of the fact…that we’re dumber than a bag full of Christian condoms.
Enron’s connected to the Xe bone…and that’s just the way it is.
Are you down with OPP?, used to be the question of the day. Being down with OPP could be fun, but it could also get you beat up, killed or infected with a social disease.
Social diseases of the early 1990′s were far less painful, than waiting for a coherent Twitter from the Palin disease of today.
Today’s social diseases require that you be down with the OGA. The OGA is a lot like the OPP, in that they both use other peoples property, to screw our made up enemies for profit and hopefully, some pussy. If my usage of the word property bothers you…then you probably aren’t getting any pussy.
Lack of OPP leads directly to the OGA. The Other Government Agency is full of brainwashed humans who believe that their lack of OPP, is directly related to OBL.
Now if you’ve been paying attention, OBL was trained by the OGA, to infect the Soviet Union with a secret social OGA disease…by way of your U.S. Congress and some of the same rich folks who own the
Tea-OGA-Party.
Come on peoples, try to pay attention.
Without the wars on drugs, Islam and common sense, there will be nothing left for the OGA to fight…except those Homelandians who will not go quietly.
Take Randy Weaver and Farooque Ahmed for example. Randy was a cult member, who had delusions of grandeur…but was pretty spot on when it came to the Homelands OGA’s. Farooque Ahmed is an American-Pakistani, who is also a cult member with delusions of grandeur…but was pretty spot on when it came to the Homelands OGA’s.
The lesson you cult members should take away from Randy and Farooque…is that anyone claiming to be al-Qaeda operatives…are always going to be part of the OGA.
There you have it! The entire enchilada all laid out for you. The OGA’s run the show, because they can’t get any OPP. Who’s lackin OPP?…“all the OGA homies!”
I think it was George W. Bush who once tried to say it best, “Son of a b-b–bbb…b-bi…b..b-bitch!”
The frightened peoples of the cults are taking over. Former government employees who had gotten away with war crimes, are now very upset with WikiLeaks and Julian Assange. From Christian Whiton to the Washington Times to Admiral Mullen hisself…all are on record as being complicit and all want WikiLeaks and Assange to be treated as an enemy combatant of the Homeland…and then strung up like our strange fruit of the not so distant past.
Karl Rove, because he has not yet been euthanized for his crimes, remains free to speak his mind on your TeeVee. Karl says things like “45 percent of NPR listeners were Saddam Hussein,” because Karl would know…he was at the CIA briefings that explained very, very slowly to George W., that Hussein knew too damn much.
Those who used to oppose the made up wars for Boeing’s profit, also disliked the fact that we were torturing and murdering Iraqi and Afghan/Pakistan/Yemen (place any brown-skinned human here)…civilians, for having had the audacity!, to be actual brown-skinned humans, who just happened to be living where our oil and no bid defense contracts were located.
The Democrat voting, antiwar protesting crowds are all gone now. Obama won and the made up Bush wars for profit, along with the torture, murder and rape for the empire…is okely dokely alright with them.
Some advice for the Congressional Democrat, who would like to keep their corporate paid gigs…take the rest of this mid-term election cycle and threaten to impeach President Obama. Impeach him for the same thing the antiwar crowd wanted to impeach Bush for. Impeach him for a blow job…who cares! Put impeachment back on the table, look back, not forward and watch your fortunes rise!!
This post was not brought to you by Boeing or British Petroleum. They bought you Norm Dicks and Dino Rossi.
Yesterday it was Katie Couric’s unhappiness with the Glee girls and their tight tummy’s. Today it’s Larry King’s corpse being very concerned about Julian Assange and his alleged CIA rapes.
Larry King’s corpse was not all that interested in the lies of the liars, that resulted in our lies becoming the truth. Larry’s corpse is all Glee, with nary a hot Glee girl in sight.
From Larry King’s corpse we move on to the Sunday talk shows…brought to you by the Pentagon and Raytheon. Now you know why the largest intelligence leak in the history of the glorious Homeland, is being ignored by Tim Russert’s ghost.
I’d blame Diane Sawyer, or the macho Tim Profitt, who stomps on little girls heads for Rand Paul. But that’s just me.
Remember the Alamo! Support the troops! Sink the Pink! and for fucks sakes…can someone please remind the Air Force that our Nuukleeeur weapons is are important and stuff?
Dang Beevis, maybe life is a whole lot better just scratchin, drinking and watching Brett Favre…while trying not to think about Brett’s penis in Croc’s?
Katie Couric and Tipper Gore are rolling together in their self-made graves of disappointment. Tipper tried to keep poopy words from entering our brain stems via our radios and Judas Priest. Katie is saddened that the adult girls of Glee, showed Katie what a firm tummy looks like. Holy shit…the horror.
Katie’s 14-year-old Glee watching daughter…has to gaze upon the scary internets to learn that America and her mother, are both full of shit. Porn is free and plentiful and if you’re able to get past all of the free porn, there are some truths to be found.
For example, Katie’s 14-year-old daughter probably has no fear of being drafted into the Bush wars, that Obama continues for Boeing…because Katie’s fourth estate worry’s about Glee girls in shorts, instead of the illegal wars for the ever richer Boeing.
Long ago, Daniel Ellsberg woke a few of those who were capable of being woken up…up. Today, WikiLeaks has reminded those capable of being reminded…that the Middle Class was sold to Vietghanistan, Iraq, Yemen, Mexico and Blackwater.
And the best we can do, is to fight over Palin’s tit’s and Obama’s skin color.
Your Homeland does not fear the brown-skinned, mud hut dwellers of the Middle East. Your Homeland fears you. If the Teabangers and the delusional GOP/Democrat voters ever teamed up…well, let’s just say this is why Katie fears Glee girls in shorts. This is why the millionaires two: Beck and Limbaugh, fight for the billionaires few.
Intelligent and informed peoples, do not quarrel over tits, ass and the right of the corporate billionaire to repeatedly fuck them. Intelligent, angry and informed peoples look like France. Imagine, peoples of the Homeland…if you were able to keep Wal-Mart, Chevron and the Pentagon from your money for a few weeks…yeah right.
In the end, ask yourself this. “Self?” “Am I able to hear the words fuck, shit or piss in my favorite songs on the radio?” Of course you can’t.
Our Bush has been involved with every swinging dick…just this side of deranged.
There was a Bush involved with the murders of JFK, RFK and the day Reagan should have died. Bush can be blamed for much of the Homelands short comings and premature pullouts like Vietnam and New Orleans.
Iran Contra, Iraq War I, 9/11, Super Bowl XL, The Great 2008 Depression and the current world wars…all related to the insertion of a Bush.
The hidden Bush says he kept us safe during his reign of stupidity and terror. Like the 9/11 AfpakiYemIraqi pilots, who trained at the Bin Laden flight schools in the deserts of California…we will do almost anything for God, country and Bush.
Some say that if the Pentagon and the CIA were overrun with gay humans, the world might just be a happier place. I say the gay is already in play and the Bush was just a messy distraction.
Evolution makes some humans buy Ford F-350′s. Evolution makes other humans drink Bud Light Lime. When too many F-350 drivers and girlie flavored Bud drinkers get in the same room together…evolution does indeed become just a theory.
Now you know why NPR is the latest spawn of Satan and or Muslimey terrorist tomfoolery. It’s the girlie flavored beer.
I’m curious though…If I were to declare on the teevee, that I get “nervous” and “worried” at airports or Starbucks when I see white people there, would Fox News also give me a 2 million dollar, 3 year platform from which to spew shit flavored news I pull out of my ass?
In yesterdays Homeland, it was the crimes of wiretapping and government burglary that set Daniel Ellsberg free.
The dangerous Daniel Ellsberg
In today’s Homeland, wiretapping and governmental burglary go hand in hand with the F-350 driving, lime flavored girlie beer drinkers. A retarded evolution if you will.
Retarded evolutions come and go, but 5000 year old doors that kept the dinosaurs out of our homes…only come along, like every 5000 years
or so.
