Dead Fish Walking
From China we get video of a fish. A live fish. A live fish having just survived being deep fried, only to be filmed and devoured in front of itself, as it waits for merciful death to take it someplace a little nicer.
Many things come to mind. My first reaction was, this must be how it feels to be caught buying the Palin book, let alone the attempted reading of it.
Being deep fried while alive, living through it, only to be subjected to people who will then eat you in front of you…is a bit like watching Teabaggers wrap their minds around Capitalism. Or healthcare. Or the Patriot Act.
Because of this fish fry, there will be boycotts of the liberal kind
to watch for.
Yan Can Cook and his cooking show, will be boycotted for two episodes. PETA will start a new campaign featuring naked women and fish that have yet to be deep fried. 75 liberals will write their Congresshuman about the tortured Chinese fish, lump in something about healthcare, jobs, the environment and say nothing at all about the lack of Bush torture trials or our 9-year-old profit wars. Go figure.
In the end, I suppose all of us humans are indeed stupid. We will eventually eat, mine, cut down and or blow everything up…just before the Rapture occurs. Doh!!
Bill Maher tried to warn you…
No really! I read it in the Washington Times!
Wesley Pruden, the ever vigilant editor emeritus of the Times, says President Obama is a boy…who don’t know his history from his mammas third world, man lovin trysts.
That’s quite the mouthful for any racist newspaper editor, especially for racist editors named Wesley.
Racist Wesley works for the Reverend Sun Myung Moon and his cult of media ownership called, New World Communications. Shirley is Wesley is yet another example of pretend media, reporting on pretend news, made up and brought to you by cult members like Sue Wesley, Republicans and evidently…Mr. Obama’s
Abs of Awesome Socialist Steel!
Why Betsy Ann Wesley is not concerned about real issues like fake wars, torture, or the shameful activity of Nancy Reagan…might be something you should ponder while standing in the unemployment line.
And yes, you know I pity the fool!
Fear and Self Googling in Wasilla
Tonight in Wasilla the first quitter dude and the first quitter Sarah, are busy self-Googling themselves…on the off chance that yet one more reference to the Going of the Rogueness may be gazed upon before bedtime prayers and the killing of a liberal.
Be ready world. For tomorrow Sarah will appear in her Jesus Christ pose. Book in hand.
Like she’s been carrying a load.
And she’s staring at me like I’m driving the nails.
So sayeth the Lens. (and Soundgarden)
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Peak Stupid is Far Worse than Previously Feared
Screw the swine flu pandemic, peak stupid is much worse than the Department of Homeland Librarians had let on.
According to our nations finest librarians with Homeland, not only have no known Teabaggers ever checked out a book, there appears to be some sort of genetic abnormality involved with said pretend patriots. In addition to their fear of Mexicans, Teabaggers fear themselves and want themselves thrown out of the Homeland…
Peak stupid is real, and it’s real stupid.
Peak Gold, Peak Oil, Peak DU and Peak Stupid
The world may very well be running out of gold. Insiders say peak gold is already upon us, which could soon lead to panic
buying and shortages.
This of course leads us to peak oil. Insiders say peak oil is already upon us, which could soon lead to panic buying and shortages.
The hoarding of gold and oil then leads us to peak DU. Insiders say peak depleted uranium is already upon us at U.S. military bases at home and abroad, or anyplace we’ve killed brown humans.
Rounding out the peaks of fear, is Liz Cheney and peak stupid. Insiders say peak stupid is already upon us, shows no sign of ever going away, and will lead to panic buying of fake wars and shortages of all common sense.
Masturbatory Train Wrecks from Heaven
Carrie Prejean, the puritanical masturbatory train wreck from heaven, is my pick for Sarah Palin’s VP in their upcoming run at the black man in the White House.
Carrie and Sarah, two humans who epitomize the breadth of our fat American asses, firmly wedged into the rabbit hole of half-truths, lies and magical fantasies that make up the last few decades…of us.
We deserve these two masturbating liars who live for profit and fame in the name of the Holy Spirit. President Palin and
Vice President Prejean.
Nothing could make their run for American glory any more fun to watch than say…they run as Democrats and promise to install Joe the Plumber as Secretary of Defense.
Illegal Breakfast with Lou Dobbs
This morning as I was enjoying some jalapeno/popper flavored Doritos, sprouted toast and coffee with 12 criminal illegal alien friends of mine, we wondered what the quitter Lou Dobbs was eating too.
We laughed, sang criminal illegal alien songs in Farsi, because La Migra only speaks Spanish and then we spat in the general direction of Lou. After which I handed out several copies of Liberal Jihad Today! to my ever eager, criminally illegal friends.
No doubt most of our actions were brought on by caffeine and the mass amounts of artificial food coloring in the Doritos. Which includes most of my favorites like Yellow 6 Lake, plain old Yellow 6 followed by Yellow 5, Yellow 5 Lake, Red 40 and Blue 1. Good, good times.
So while Lou is deciding where, how and why, to spread his bloated tummy of Mexican conspiracies…my criminal, illegal alien friends and I, will be free to roam the Homeland with wild and reckless, Yellow #6 food coloring abandon.
