Illegal Breakfast with Lou Dobbs
This morning as I was enjoying some jalapeno/popper flavored Doritos, sprouted toast and coffee with 12 criminal illegal alien friends of mine, we wondered what the quitter Lou Dobbs was eating too.
We laughed, sang criminal illegal alien songs in Farsi, because La Migra only speaks Spanish and then we spat in the general direction of Lou. After which I handed out several copies of Liberal Jihad Today! to my ever eager, criminally illegal friends.
No doubt most of our actions were brought on by caffeine and the mass amounts of artificial food coloring in the Doritos. Which includes most of my favorites like Yellow 6 Lake, plain old Yellow 6 followed by Yellow 5, Yellow 5 Lake, Red 40 and Blue 1. Good, good times.
So while Lou is deciding where, how and why, to spread his bloated tummy of Mexican conspiracies…my criminal, illegal alien friends and I, will be free to roam the Homeland with wild and reckless, Yellow #6 food coloring abandon.
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The Vigilant Lens 
It’s a good day to be brown……for everyone except Lou’s wife of course.
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Yeah, I don’t know man…they say once you go brown…but in this instance, maybe Lou is her fault, cause she went white and comes from the side of the tracks that has never touched menudo?
I bet she fears the barbacoa too.
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