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For the umpteenth time, Rupert Murdoch and his empire of made up shit, has been caught…making up shit.
I’m not exactly sure which “faction” of sleepy Americans are still unaware of this making up of shit, or which “faction” of American humans even care.
A better question might be, which big news making outlet do you trust to make up the news and then report on it for you? Which news making outlet do you trust to tell you about our wars on everything and everyone? The healthscare bill for big pharma and the insurance lobby? Sports? Judith Miller? Porn?
Go here for a related post. Then watch the Jon Stewart video, for a fine example of Rupert Murdoch and his empire of made up shit.
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Where Can You Find Pleasure and Search the World for Treasure?
You know what I’m sayin? Wink wink, nudge nudge. I think you do.
Democrat staffed death panels have not even had a chance to start killing people yet…and the queens over at the Liberty Council are in a fucking tizzy.
You know, I just get used to the idea that we are being ruled by a nest of elite Olijerky, Olygurcky, Oligarkee…Oligarchy’s and bam! Now I’ve got to watch out for gay terrorists for fucks sakes?
Say Liberty Council, try adjusting your terrorist gaydar and stow your stupid alarm of gayness, until you see a bunch of happy looking guys dancing around on a Navy ship. You see some shit like that? Call a guy named Barb, Peter LaBarbera. He is dedicated to “exposing” the homosexual activist agenda. You know, guys dancing on ships and such. Very scary. Very gay agendaee?
By the way, my squid friends tell me this almost never happens. The gay terror, not the dancing.
The dancing happens twice-weekly, three if their lucky.
From Sherman Alexie to Tommy Lee
All things are created equal, so here at the Lens all are treated as such. From General Stanley McChrystal to Sergeant Forrest Gump. From Clyde Drexler to the dancing criminal Tom Delay. All equally connected in their own goofy Karma Chameleon kind of way.
Which of course brings us to Tommy Lee…
Tommy’s no literary giant, but 8 out of 10 conservative Texans are able to tell you why he’s called tripod.
Your Saturday autobiographical reading with relevant musical accompaniment, is brought to you by Will Forte and Dolly Madison. Will reads a portion of Tommy Lee’s chapter from, The Dirt: Confessions of the Worlds Most Notorious Rock Band…better known as Motley Crue.
And now…the musical accompaniment.
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Crimes of Irony
The Homeland is full of illegals. Slow witted ones at that.
We had it all wrong. The Mexican was not our enemy. To be fair though, thine enemy was a similar shade of human. It was The Lakotah and various unrecognized tribes like the deadly dangerous Duwamish, that we should have kept a closer eye on.
Yes my well-armed patriot brothers, the fix is in. While we were busy posturing against the FEMA Camps for Whitey, and preparing for the ACORN Gulags for guys named Brad, John and Ocean, by blowing up mud huts in the Middle East…the Homeland has been taken over from within. I fear our Vigilance was for naught.
Strange things are happening patriots. Strange things like Sherman Alexie being in Bend, Oregon, again, to steal the affection of their women with his correct usage of our language. Sherman also confused the gathered white men with his knowledge of basketball, quick wit and autographed copies of War Dances.
I guess this explains how Sherman was able to once again, talk about masturbating Indians who frequent the Les Schwab in Prineville. Damn he’s good!
President Obama is also down with the Alexie conspiracy. Mr. Obama held a secret meeting at the Interior Department on the 5th of November. During this secret meeting of Government, Tribes and liberals, Mr. Obama said these words…
“It is a history marked by violence and disease and deprivation. Treaties were violated. Promises were broken.” He continued, “You were told your lands, your religion, your cultures, your languages were not yours to keep. And that is a history that we have got to acknowledge if we are to move forward.”
Violated treaties, broken promises, deprivation and disease? What in Gods name is next? Affordable healthcare!?
Be vigilant patriots, for no craps table or sold out Loverboy concert is safe. Blowing up children in far away lands will no longer keep us safe. Shopping at Walmart and eating irradiated hamburger will.
Patriots…remember, remember the 5th of November!
C’est Magnifique!
Deja Vu? Savoir faire?
I don’t know, but I’m positive I’ve witnessed something similar on more than 15 occasions, in or near various drinking establishments from Spokane to San Antonio to Bremerton, Portland, Seattle and Olympia…with a few stops in Nevada and what I think may have
been Mississippi.
A slurred version of French was also the language of the day at every bar, tavern and dive I can remember being at.
Why Patrick Swayze was there too? I’ll never know.
Big News Matt Lauer Missed
Matt and his East Coast news maker-uppers missed out on making up some West Coast news. They’ve got Fox, NBC and the Washington Times. We’ve got the Seattle Times and Susan Hutchison.
So… the big news maker-uppers swarmed to Maine and their gay marriage law, like a leaky Judith Miller story about a covert CIA Agent and the good wars.
The bigger story was in Washington State, where evidently it’s now okay for humans in Washington State, to have the same rights as other humans…no matter whom they choose to sleep with. Judith and Matt Lauer be damned!
The most shocking aspect of Ref. 71 and it’s equality for humans? It has got to be that 2,118 people voted for it in Asotin County. You folks have truly pissed off Ken Hutcherson now.
The biggest losers of the most important election our nation has ever, EVER witnessed? Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and Tim Eyman. All three are very good at two things, fornicating and losing.
Sarah and Glenn lost the Republican House seat in the race for NY-23. This will be the first time since Civil War days, that a spineless Democrat will hold the seat. Tim Eyman, the professional watch salesman turned professional initiative pusher for Michael Dunmire…went and lost again. I sense some loser fornication is at hand!
According to Matt Lauer’s big news maker-uppers , this election should have Democrats and Obama pissing themselves with fear. I agree. The Democrats now own the Bush wars and the Bush war crimes and if there is a God that is not owned by Wall Street…the complicit Democrats will pay for their complicity.
Yeah buddy, the magic of off-year elections. Or as Sarah once said to Levi, if you wanna role in my Mercedes…Then turn around! Stick it out!
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Foxx in the Homeland House
As I suspected, Homeland Security is not really into securing the Homeland…as the insane Representative Virginia Foxx and Representative Michele Bachman, her co-conspirator of a mind-numbingly stupid human, were not arrested last night by 2100hrs…guess we know who runs the country now.
No sane 9 to 5 working Boeing union member is safe.
Guess we’d better just accept our fate. Never ending wars on whomever has stuff we want, Mexicans, poopy words in songs on the radio and common sense.
Hey it’s not all bad news! Humans who still occasionally use common sense in their everyday lives, can pick up the re-released and remastered edition of Nirvana’s Bleach…today!
Rep. Foxx, can you feel my Love Buzz?
