Impetus Bagram
If President Obama has any allusions of his Homeland illusion left, he’d better pray really hard…for the GOP is planning to prosecute him and all of the K-Street Democrats and their bruised knees of Bush complicity.
Many an apathetic will ask, “But who, why and for what?” The simple answer is, for having looked forward and not back. The complicated answer? Look back, not forward.
If the GOP can regain the majority…there will be retribution…for George W Bush’s crimes. Hilarious how shit works, no?
Obama has been the better Bush in all of Cheney’s dreams of misogyny. From our fake wars on them, to the very real wars on you and your freedom, Obama did it better than Bush.
Even Chuck Norris agrees! Obama is the better Bush! How apathetically pathetic is that?
Karma is powerful and not Jesus approved. So in the end, I guess it will be Karma that gets Bush, Cheney and Rove. It’ll just be Obama and his crew doing the time.
On a happier note, I hear the TV Dinners at Bagram, GITMO’s Camp Delta and at Eric Prince’s site in Abu Dhabi…are to die for.
Apathy works, as does always looking forward and never back.
Ken Mehlman is a Cunt
Mehlman’s cunt, is the Yang to Obama’s JSOC’s Yin.
Pretend progressive women and their gay supporting husbands everywhere, are now preparing to march on my location…for having used the word ‘cunt‘ in a derogatory/unfriendly manner…that does nothing to advance the plight of the under-appreciated and well used child killers of the Joint Special Operations Command.
Ken Mehlman is a gay liar for Bush. That short sentence alone, pretty much sums up the entire “10” year Bush legacy.
Obama’s gay liars for Bush, inhabit the JSOC, the CIA, the NSA and NBC News. All of them lie for Bush, because they like Bush, but in the end…they need to cover up the Bush.
Allow me to apologize to my progressive lady friends and their gay husbands, who will never speak to me again for having evoked the word…the word that rhymes with Helen Hunt. Put away your signs and markers of Democracy, stand down, do not march around the block in protest. I apologize.
I apologize like Madeleine Albright apologized, for having killed 500, 000 Iraqi children, before it was cool to kill Iraqi children…in as much as I don’t really mean it.
Like a fake grassroots Tea-Bagging movement, financed by the billionaire Koch brothers…or the fake recovery from the Bush/Obama Depression, this post of perceived inappropriateness, has come to an appropriate end.
The View from here is White Phosphorus
Quiet tourist towns usually spring forth from the Chinese ashes, that were once quiet mill and or factory towns.
Conservative Republicans are supposed to conserve things like nature, ALL life and fossil fuels…while the liberal-minded Democrats are supposed to quietly sell the masses out to Boeing and Raytheon.
In the quiet tourist town of Port Townsend, Washington, you get all of the above, plus a plethora of war supporting white folks, railing against a potential boycott of Israeli condoms and or olive paste.
The protectors of freedom hate Israeli boycotts because…the Palestinians are terrorists and the white phosphorus weapons, stored just across the bay from Port Townsend, are used to kill Palestinian children.
The weapons shipped from Naval Magazine Indian Island, are also responsible for the deaths of more sleeping women and children in their mud huts, than any Port Townsend Co-op member cares to
dwell on.
As we all know, Israeli condoms and olive paste make the world go round.
Port Townsend sheeple of the Homeland, make the world go round by doing everything that is expected of them. Which is nothing.
Rachel Corrie thanking the PT Co-op
Sporting PT stickers on your just re-licensed, California car of fuel burning freedom, does not make you a productive member of a corporate owned society. Or does it?
For the world at large that tends to stop by here…you can find a wonderful link to Port Townsend’s dirty little secret of stupidity, right here. As per usual, most of the stupid is in the comments.
For a peek at the real Port Townsend, look no further than this cartoon. Or no further than the beautiful view of Naval Magazine Indian Island.
Your CIA drone operators union, thank you for your support.
Don’t Hold Your Breath
Do not hold your breath while waiting for Obama, the Marxist/Socialist/Muslim/Christian to stop killing children, before doing the right thing and putting himself and the entire Bush Administration in a shitty, private, corporate run prison.
But what is a hip, tattooed and liberal-minded drone to do?
Your Obama sticker of change, placed ever so appropriately on your war and BP supporting Prius of corporatocracy, is all that you need to do. Besides Pat Boone and friends will do the heavy lifting for you.
In related don’t hold your breath news, a 63-year-old, fake anthrax sending, child molesting transient, has been sentenced to 20 years of free housing and food, for sending fake anthrax through your US Mail. Bush, the Army and Karl Rove, have not yet been sentenced for doing pretty much the same thing. And their anthrax was real.
In the war on terror, we find that some young Airman in Vegas, just killed a houseful of women and children in Pakistan…who were probably just looking for dry ground, due to the worst flood ever known to mankind. Neither Obama or Noah, had any comment.
Hillary did offer up that shit happens, it’s war.
Closer to home, the wars on you are going well. Just last week, 500,000 new unemployment claims were…claimed. 300,000 homes have gone into foreclosure per month, for the last 17 months. That’s 300,000 homes per month, for the last 17 months, in case the flag was waving in your way when you read that.
Congress keeps voting to extend the wars on Islam, to the tune of your kids lunch money, roads, teachers, cops, fireman and scary socialist-like healthscare. Got bad teeth, no job, home or hope? Blame Iran.
Christians are concerned with stem cell research, because the Muslim children we’re killing everyday, don’t count. Dirty Irish immigrant children didn’t used to count either. The Lakota and Mexican kids still don’t count. Are you a child that was molested by the Catholic Church? Sorry, that does not count. Are you white and poor, young, live under a leaky, blue tarp covered roof with no shot at ever going to college, let alone the 12th grade? Tough shit. Is Meth around more than oatmeal? Well then, slacker, there’s always the Army! If you’re a black child…don’t even ask. But, if you’re a human embryo, with no known ties to Islam, you are indeed worth the effort.
As you decide which war on the various groups of people you agree with, don’t eat too much affordable Wal-Mart deli meat while you’re thinking…
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t…if the Wal-Mart meat don’t get ya, some Wall Street Jihadist will!
Don’t hold your breath. It’s all the same as it ever was.
LPGA to End Racism, Apathy and War Crimes
Did you know that you can call up the LPGA, notify them of evil doing rule breakers in their midst and get this, the LPGA will actually
take action!
Wow.
Rules are rules and obviously, we must ensure that the rules of golf are followed, or there will be consequences.
You know I can’t help myself…but what if, just maybe, the anal retentive, golf watching rule Nazi that turned in poor Juli Inkster, for having stretched with an illegal weight…was as upset about torture, CIA hit lists or the continued freedom of Orly Taitz…as “it” was about Inkster’s stretching…
But alas, we live in the Homeland, where freedom isn’t free and the CIA bills you for your stay at Bagram.
So you are hereby on notice, LPGA.
The remaining 114 of us who care, will be calling you and pointing out some incredibly bad, rule breaking shit.
Like the shallow end of the gene poolers in NYC, who hate mosques, books and freed slaves…this post, like our Democracy, is done.
They Say Jump
This High?
You say how high.
Vietnam veteran and Senator John Kerry is also a Roman Catholic democrat. In simple sheeple language, that spells Muslim. It can also spell Jimmy Carter, depending on the simple sheeple involved and its ability to comprehend a Palin Twitter.
Kerry when not praying, is busy trying to hammer out a deal with the DEA’s Taliban whom Representative Norm Dicks created, so that we can pretend we beat the mud hut dwelling humans- just as the Soviets did and come on back home to a parade of victorious lies.
The “interesting” part of the deal making article that you clicked on above, is not that we’re paying off the Muslim heroin suppliers to the Homeland…the comments from the simple sheeple in The Hill article…are the interestingly entertaining part of the story.
It’s also the simple sheeple, who feel compelled to comment on a blog post about simple sheeple and the Burlington Northern Coat Factory mosque in NYC, that should concern the bored Boeing/FBI folks…at the Seattle Fusion Center…that are reading this…at the same time you are.
The Seattle Fusion Center and Insitu’s Boeing, should also be concerned about the CIA/Pentagon having set up Julian Assange for rape, or the brilliant Jesus scopes we were using to better see the infidels with.
My fusion center is not concerned that Saudi Arabia owns Fox News. Your fusion center does not care that one egg farming terrorist, just poisoned half a billion eggs. No fusion center is alarmed that the non-mosque outrage which is not located at ground zero, but next to a strip club…is being fueled by the very same criminals that started the wars for Boeing, Halliburton and Blackwater.
But do not be alarmed, no one else is.
The stupid in the Homeland, runs almost as deep as the corrupt liars of the Homeland. They say jump, you say how high…and or kill the dirty Muslims at the ground zero strip club.
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Terrorist Egg Farmer Attacks!
Muslin egg farmer Austin “Jack” DeCoster, has been training for his attack on the Homeland for decades. Jack has been fined, threatened with losing his birthday and a host of other stiff penalties, all designed to ensure that Jack made millions of dollars by poisoning your children.
Maine and Iowa farmers tried to warn us…so did Richard Clarke and look where that got us. One day you’re minding your own business, cuttin’ brush in Crawford and the next, BAM! You’re standing on a pile of ruble in NY, threatening Saddam Hussein in pidgin English.
While the shallow end of the gene pool were stocking up on Spam and grenade launchers for Armageddon…because of a mosque in New York City, Jack DeCoster the terrorist egg farmer, was busy screwing around with half a billion eggs, that could poison several million of the Homelands shallow end of the gene poolers.
I say what the fuck is the problem?
Build the mosque, let the idiots eat some eggs and don’t ever forget, the Republicans let 9/11 happen.
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