Masturbation Kills Angels?
I’m still trying to sort out the masturbatory message, hidden in Christine O’ Donnell’s scary story of masturbating adultery. I think Cristy is trying to say that masturbation is more evil than Senator David Vitter…but go ahead and squeeze one-off for Sarah Palin? I don’t know.
The Teabangers live by their own retarded moral compass. Up is down and Bush’s gutting of the Constitution for glory and profit, is sooo much better than when a black man does it.
Apparently, all Teabanger’s dream of Palin masturbating for Jesus, while Christine watches. It’s just sort of odd, to me anyway, how masturbation is now worse than blowing up children in their homes, because Obama is the better Bush and his state secrets work harder at covering up torture and illegal war crimes, than Bush’s did?
The moral of this story is…either masturbation kills angels, or I’m more confused than Christine is.
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Decision Points of the Brush Cutter
This November, the autobiography of George W Bush will be on bookshelves and Kindles everywhere…translators will be standing by.
You can bet your last useless dollar, that George’s book will be an entertaining and thrilling roller coaster ride of a read, chock full of interesting, monosyllabic adventures of incredible incredibility!
“An entertaining read! A Thrilling roller-coaster ride of monosyllabic adventures!!” “The Vigilant Lens gives it 4 Crescent Moons of Islam!!”
My pals in Ireland threw eggs and shoes at Tony Blair and his book tour of lies. Tony canceled his next stop.
A Vigilant hint to my marching around the block with signs buddies, at UFPJ and their co-marching marchers…skip the DC parade in October and throw eggs in November.
Save some trees, skip the witty anti-war signs and take 30,000 friends to Moyock, North Carolina and surge upon Blackwater. Scrounge together 129,000 citizens and eat lunch in the CIA. Attend a Bush book signing event or take over NBC news. Inhabit the New York Times. Sing Joan Baez songs at Ted Nugent’s house. Skip the next Mariners home game, bring 60,000 people to protest the WMD’s stored at Bangor.
Boycott Budweiser until marijuana is taxed and sold at Target?
Always remember and never forget, if George W was just protecting us from Dick Cheney, then so was Leonard Peltier.
Bush Insertion Leads to Premature Gratification
It had to happen sometime. Bush is finally getting what he deserved.
Sure it’s only Reggie Bush and the removal of his Heisman trophy from his mantle of glory. However, getting any Bush foisted into the glaring spotlight of truthiness, will allow us to see the festering sores for what they were… Sores that were festering.
The festering sores will keep returning, only to infect those who stumble along later…blindly poking around and inserting themselves into the Bush of freedom.
Take the Dove World Outreach Center for example. They stumbled, poked at the Bush of freedom and thought they’d reached a collective, premature climax onto the ashes of the Quran…only to be rebuffed by the condom of General Petraeus.
Sure a condom covered Homeland might help the planet, but what the fuck do you think the Supreme Court and Ari Fleischer are for?
None of this news of Bush, bodes well for your Seattle Seahawks, or the Homeland at large. But it did allow me to type out the words Bush, festering sores and premature gratification. And for this…I will be forever grateful.
Carry on Florida.
Child Porn of Freedom
So the Pentagon is filled with 4 star pedophiles and their subordinates, all of whom that when not really busy killing the innocent babies of the planet…are actively dreaming of fucking them.
Who, who I ask is surprised by this?
I for one, am intrigued with how many Pedophiles of the Pentagon, watch their baby porn on the American Airlines Flight 77 side of the building?
Lets recap! Those charged with spending trillions of the dollars that could have kept your children educated, fed and employed for generations to come, would rather actually fuck your child, than say…admit the wars for Boeing are just an easy way to watch
kiddie porn.
Jesus would not approve of the child rapists of the Pentagon, but Robert Gates and George W. Obama do!
In related news, the head pedophile of Blackwater/Xe, is busy looking for a way to kill more dark-skinned children for the CIA, which in turn will share its child porn with the Pentagon, which in turn will make Erik Prince an even richer, sick little man.
Apparently, from what I can gather, the child killers who kill dark-skinned children for a living, also want to have sex with the dead children for God, country and Glenn Beck?
Yeah, that’s pretty much it. Take it away Ted.
Quagmire Mired in Fiction
When Condoleezza, Ari Fleischer and George W. find themselves being interrogated by enhanced means…you’ll know the Homeland is ready to look forward to bigger and better things.
Solar powered wars against the marijuana smokers and Canadians are next, because peak oil has already occurred.
The battles for the remaining resources of this planet are just about over. China won and we came in a distant second.
Tasty veal is still just out of shape, imprisoned baby cows. Your corporate fresh food suppliers think that you’re also out of shape, imprisoned baby cows…with an income.
Homelandians want justice when puppies are murdered. Especially when foreigners are doing the puppy killing.
Homelandians want their troops to kill humans, not puppies. If the CIA and George W. Obama had been torturing puppies at Bagram, GITMO and Abu Ghraib instead of the wrong religion followers…
En Espanol, freedom means quagmires mired in fiction.
America the Parable
The lies that President Obama tells to his baby girls, every night just before bed, are the same lies that the Bush’s, the Clinton’s, the Bin Laden’s and the Reagan deity, told to their offspring.
President Carter told Amy that America is a place full of smart, decent and free-willed folks, who if given half a chance, will do the right thing. Jimmy lied too.
Change is in the eye of the teevee watcher. History is written by the Department of Homeland Historical Revisionism and when some rogue nation like Alaska, gets its retarded hands on some weapons of mass destruction that we sold them, you’ll blame a dark-skinned people of other religion followers.
I’ll blame Raytheon and the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
In related news of the parable, we find a fable. Bjørn Lomborg, the professional Danish climate change denier…now says that he was wrong. The earth is indeed pissed and we’re all going to drown, starve and or die in the upcoming water wars.
Now you know why the failing oil wars for God must end. It’s because the battle for the Columbia River, the Great Lakes and Lake Pend Oreille, will require your misinformed attention, your bodies and your money.
Meanwhile, stay tuned for a message from your leader. Evidently we have won in Iraq! Yet again!
14 percent of the Homeland’s idiots polled, believe that Obama is a Muslim. This of course leaves 38 percent of the idiots polled, who think Obama is more than likely a Muslim, while only 33 percent of the remaining idiots think he’s probably not a Muslim. 7 percent said Obama was definitely not a Muslim and 8 percent said they had no idea how Britney Spears got so old and ugly.
I don’t know about you, but if my socialist powered, public schoolin math skills is are correct…somewhere around 132 percent of those idiots polled, lined up for their “flu shots” last year.
Obviously, the news is all bad. But the news is much better if you’re into doing evil at the Google.
Fabulous!, is the news of the day at the FBI, as it does not require itself to have probable cause when spying on you.
The news being sold from the desk of James Clapper, is that WikiLeaks can leak all it wants, because change is in the eye of the teevee watchers…and the children of our Presidents always believe the bedtime parables of their daddies.
The Becknic
So I take a few days off to count white folks in SUV’s on Interstate 5…and while I was losing count, Glenn Beck went and had himself a picnic for the flag wavers of the white Homeland.
A photographer friend from DC sent us a photo of the Becknic.
The Becknic
For an in-depth account of the Becknic, go here. For a good time call Lindsay Lohan. For a great vacation in our just purchased Democracy…head on over to the Baghdad Holiday Inn Express and soak up some truthiness.
