Viva Lost Wages!
Pakistani children employing anti-drone measures
Las Vegas, Nevada, home to stolen water, lost wages and scores of crotch infections that have ended many a Christian marriage.
Just north of Las Vegas is a funky little Air Force Base named Creech. At Creech, in addition to a crotch infection epidemic, you will find that this is the location from where the AF operates its kid and evil doer killing drones of freedom. We don’t know everything that goes on at Creech, but I am confident, that Donny and Marie Osmond have no known connections to the Creech crotch infections.
I am all for Homelandian’s that act, instead of parading around the block with some correctly spelled signs. As luck would have it, there was some interesting news coming out of a Las Vegas courtroom this week.
The Creech 14 have put Creech AFB, its crotch infections and its drones on trial…so to speak. Like the Army’s Lt. Ehren Watada trial, the Air Force must now call in a Justice Department favor, because the Creech 14 are making too much sense.
Illegal wars, torture and war crimes in general, are really hard to defend. Getting the inhabitants of the war crime committing empire…to believe that their Homeland is just trying to do the right thing? That, my complicit E-5 and below friends…is no trouble at all.
Good luck Creech 14.
Israel is Listening, Norm Dicks is Not
If only we could get our war criminals to blink at the very mention of a boycott…oh what a somewhat beautiful world it would be.
Just the other day, Israel was counting its nuclear weapons and polishing its white phosphorus bombs, when it got word of two uppity food co-ops in Washington State. These co-ops sell food that is good for us, good for the planet and they’re generally a great place to plan for the overthrow of an oppressive regime or three.
I’d hang out there more often, but my truck and my distrust of Obamadrones, tends to put off the wheat grass flavored smoothie makers that work there. I have nothing against wheat grass flavored people, in fact, I simply love their unique tattoos of white tribal nonconformity!
But…Israel is listening. Israel is paying attention to the food co-ops of Port Townsend and Olympia, Washington and it isn’t because Israel gives a shit about wheat grass flavored smoothie makers.
It’s the boycott.
In fact, the mere thought of boycotting Israeli nuclear or white phosphorus weaponry…drives the Israeli weapons of mass destruction supporters, absolutely fucking conservative! It also gets teeny, tiny Port Townsend, Washington, a visit from a real live Israeli official!!
Gideon Lustig is his name and defending genocide and Israeli weapons of mass destruction is his game. Gideon is traveling to Port Townsend because evidently…boycotts work.
To be fair, I also support America’s various genocides. I buy Sherman Alexie books, eat fast food and have never met a terrorist child, that didn’t leave me wanting to support President Obama’s wars against Islam.
I do enjoy boycotting oppressive regimes, but are the peace-loving, wheat grass flavored smoothie makers…even qualified to sell Israeli nukes and white phosphorus bombs? Let alone handle them? Is there a co-op policy that allows for the employee handling of Israeli weapons of mass destruction? Can’t I just not buy Israeli WMD’s and feel good about myself? Can I get cheaper Israeli WMD’s in Silverdale? Do China or Iran make wheat grass flavored smoothies?
For more background on this story, click here.
For more information about your Homeland, go ask progressive Congressman Norm Dicks.
Freedom is a Gateway Drug
Gaza freedom ladder
Like marijuana, freedom is not free. Freedom is as expensive as your 3 trillion-dollar wars against Islam, but less expensive than your unknown trillion-dollar CIA/NSA wars against you.
Marijuana leads to expensive marijuana eradication teams. Legalize the pot, lose the SWAT. Now you know why marijuana will never be free.
Freedom leads to harder and more expensive vices, like Homeland Security. Homeland Security will tell you they’ve stopped, intercepted and or infiltrated many an evil doer plot, because no one has attacked Minot, North Dakota.
Why not Minot? No one knows! Get it?
No one has captured, killed or tortured Bin Laden the head pilot in charge of Air Al Qaeda, because he kept his CIA receipts. This proves the theory that once you’re in tight with the Bush family, you’re free to move about without fear of reprisal. See Karl Rove.
There you have it. Like your excrement being magically flushed away from your toilet of Democracy…to some Socialist powered poop factory located in Canada…freedom is indeed not free. It just feels that way.
Books Ban Almost as Easy as Witches Burn
And books suck too!!
Why is it that those who jerk off the most, are always the ones looking to ban books that mention jerking off?
In an ever growing list of white school boards that equate words and genital touching with the Taliban, I give you the book banning school board of Stockton, Missouri!!
Today…book banning! Tomorrow…flaming witches!!
and masturbation clearly leads to literate Indians...
Try to imagine if you will, a book that is so chock-full O’ evil, that if it were to fall into the right hands…Jesus might weep and the terrorists will have won. Just try!
The book in question was written by Sherman Alexie.
“The Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian” would be the title of the book, and yes, the book contains words.
Now you know what Prineville, Oregon knew, before Sherman knew it, because he’s just a literate Indian.
For more on what happens when guilty masturbators are allowed to run shit, look no further than the Stockton, Missouri school board. Or the mysterious death of the oily fishes in Louisiana. Or Karl Rove…etc. etc. etc.
Here’s What We do Know
It is the money. The money is it. Money.
Money buys girls, boys and wars. Money buys power. Money buys favors. Money corrupts.
The VA saved money by using Prudential Financial Inc., for its ability to not pay out full life insurance benefits. Prudential then made even more money, by withholding, as promised, the lump-sum payments to the families and survivors of troops killed in Boeing’s wars.
The Democrats pretend that Boeing’s wars are not also their wars. Democrats will point to the war drum banging Republicans, who beat those corporate war drums with all their might…because on 9/11, Saudi Arabia attacked us via NORAD, box cutters and apathy. So it makes sense that we would attack Afghanistan, Iraq, the Constitution, our economy and Iran. Perfect…Boeing…sense.
Feel no empathy for the criminals who spend your money to wage endless wars on the tortured. Save your empathy for yourselves and spend your sympathy on your children.
9/13 is the Day After 9/12
Today is the day after 9/12. Our war criminals roam free and you can still buy a Harley.
In Iraq, 9/13 is celebrated on 9/14 because there seems to be fewer explosions. Democracy also takes that day off, which means the electricity will work.
Dr. Thompson once said, “but whoever put those All-American jet planes loaded with All-American fuel into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon did it with chilling precision and accuracy.”
9/11 Bequeathed 10/26
This too shall pass
The people will remember what they are told to remember.
Other people will make up what they are unable to remember.
Remember?
9/11 bequeathed 10/26 and this too shall pass.
