Man in the Box
The man in the box is better at deporting your apple pickers than Bush. The man in the box fights the wars against Islam better than Bush. The man in the box also allows Erik Prince to continue breathing expensive air. The man in the box believes that American anti-war activists are terrorists, while those who end our empire get richer.
Surprisingly, the man in the box will do nothing about the 16,000 Americans who were murdered between 2001 and 2007, due to their own texting while driving. Perhaps we should invade, conquer or occupy someplace easy and attempt to spread some Democracy for Boeing or something?
This would seem a perfect opportunity for an AIC song, but like doing the right thing, that would be too easy.
A Talk a Walk and some Euthanasia
Ahmadinejad spoke at the UN about the Iraqi/Afpakistan pilots who attacked us with box cutters, the disgusted US delegates walked out, we euthanized a crazy woman in Virginia, the CIA is rebuilding the Afghan Mujahideen today, so that we will have someone to kill tomorrow…aaaaaannnnndddd Katy Perry’s breasts are bad for the toddlers of the Homeland?
Just another day in the Homeland.
The GOP Pledge to America
Same horseshit, different decade
Chasing Capitalism
A 25 billion dollar Greenspan smudging
Threat of a Good Example
Noam Chomsky teaches us that the threat of a good example, scares the living hell out of the corporate run empires of the world.
George W. Bush taught us that the corporate run empires of the world have a sense of humor.
President Barack Obama teaches us that corporate run empires always invest in both sides of the pretend political divide.
Good examples are message force multiplied by your corporate media. These good examples are then infiltrated, invaded, occupied and added to our portfolio.
Wikileaks is ready to Daniel Ellsberg the Homeland and her corporate wars for Norm Dicks, while our allies spy on us. After all, one mans Jonathan Pollard, is another mans Gideon Lustig.
Apartheid only works for so long, unless you live in the Homeland, where Apartheid is a way of life. John T. Williams‘ spirit can attest to what I say.
Noam Chomsky taught us that the threat of a good example…creates fear in those who sell the fear. The Vigilant Lens teaches us to not eat the oily Gulf fish and forget about insuring your children…because Sarah Palin has nice tits.
Waiting on a Twitter
Gideon Lustig is the Deputy Consul General of Israel for the Pacific Northwest region. Gideon was also an officer in the Israeli Defense Forces. Gideon is a writer. Gideon is in Port Townsend, Washington, because of a possible boycott of approximately 6 Israeli made items, sold in the tiny Port Townsend Co-op.
Just across the bay from tiny Port Townsend, Washington, sits Indian Island…the largest naval weapons storage area on the west coast of the Homeland. Just south-east of Port Townsend, Washington, is a little submarine base named Bangor.
Indian Island supplies many of the munitions and white phosphorus used in the American and Israeli wars against the evil doers. Sub Base Bangor houses more nuclear weapons than you really want to know about.
Gideon Lustig is in Port Townsend, Washington and to the best of my knowledge, our Border Patrol was busy looking for Mexicans and Canadians who sell marijuana, not former officers of the Israeli Defense Forces.
Keep an eye on Twitter, for at any moment, Ashton Kutcher or Kim Kardashian may tweet something infinitely more exciting than the failure of the Homelands Border Patrol, having not set up any citizen testing checkpoints…near our secretive installations of weapons storing freedom.
Check Check, Two, Three…Check, Ch, Ch…eck
Check…ch, ch, ch check, 2,3 check? Wa, wa, woh, woh….check. 2? 3? Wah, wa, woo, woh. Check?
OK, The Homeland sound system seems to be working, but I swear on Marsha Brady’s first lesbian kiss, that I heard Robert Gibbs call Sarah Palin the most formidable force in the Republican party?
That’s one fucked up party.
That’s almost like saying Mr. Brady was gay. Or scary bikini baristas are, well, scary?
What the hell does the Obama administration take us for? Disengaged twits, who believe Iraqi’s with box cutters could pilot an airliner into the side of the Pentagon? I happen to know that most Americans are smarter than any highly skilled Iraqi and or Afpakistani pilots on the planet.
Show me anything that says we’re not the smartest, bravest and mostest smartest fodder on the planet…and I’ll call you a commie-pinko, Marxist Socialist and stuff.
Okay…well that was fast. But those links prove nothing. God and the battling lesbian nuns are on our side and nothing you commie-pinko Marxist Socialists…black President loving, coward linkers can tell me, will convince me of…whatever it was I was trying to convince you of.
And you can take that…to any bailed out bank of your choosing and…oh fuck it. You liberal, bad news linking terrorists disgust me.
Check, check, two…three
