There’s Only One Thing Left to Do
The BushBama recession is really a depression, dressed in a paranoid state of repression.
The current paranoid state of repression, reminds us that nothing really rhymes very well with…Posse Comitatus. Unless, this is being read by General Petraeus?
You say Petraeus, I say Posse Comitatus. Petraeus…Comitatus…Comitatus…Petraeus…let’s call the whole
thing Christine O’ Donnell…
Obviously there’s only one thing left to do, be Vigilant and then go sniff some glue.
Early Morning Post of Homeland Wisdom
Like Canada, we is are smart two. Maybe?
Canada gave us Alan Thicke, April Wine and Celine Dion. We gave them Sarah Palin, Gallagher and the Insane Clown Posse.
We get Dione, Canada gets the Juggalos. Seems fair enough to me.
To prove our intellectualism vastly surpasses that of all the other free nations, planets of this sector and Canada, click a link, as I direct your attention to our wars against this planet and our thirst for justice.
Watch as war criminals are hunted down, extraordinarily renditioned to Arizona, tortured and branded as terrorists and or illegal produce pickers. Notice how Blackwater will be given billions more of the Tea Party’s unemployment dollar, because Abu Dhabi has no extradition treaty for white guys named Erik.
Homeland wisdom is proof positive that God is on our side…and keep in mind, if you see a suspicious human rights violator (hint-see picture above), please contact the Homelands Department of Justice and tell em’ Celine sent you.
Late Night Post of Canadian Wisdom
Obviously, the world would be a somewhat better place, if our teevee’s were only able to capture some strange UHF signal, that through a moderately sized miracle, was somehow able to reach the Homeland from deep within…the Great White North.
Alan Thicke would rule the night, Red Green could build a better society with duct tape and we would be blissfully oblivious to oblivion. Eh.
Pardon my French, but Geddy and I are off for a two-four and some poutine…to make the wait in the queue for my pogey go quicker.
Or something.
Don’t Worry
Dead Boot Owners
From Seattle, we get a report from a VLens insurgent, who was at the scene of yesterdays protest of FBI tomfoolery.
“A couple dozen gray-haired folks with signs were there, some veterans and about 16,023 uninterested passersby later…the FBI still allowed 9/11 to occur and they still allow Karl Rove to walk freely amongst you.”
According to the Lens reporter insurgent, there was one moment of FBI witticism, ” Three or four agents of the Homeland protecting agency that allowed 9/11 to occur, did peek out the windows up on the 7th or 8th floor, to try to get a peek of the protesters.” “This coupled with the nut job George, who stalks VFP members at their events, made for, well, a nice sunny day in Seattle.”
George stalking veterans
When the 16,023 passersby are hungry enough to stop passing by…there will be some change. The Teabaggers, the Black Bloc, the pacifists and the apathetic, will storm the gates as one and there will be change.
Speaking of Gates…In related news, Robert Gates, the shortest criminal Secretary of Defense ever in the history of secretary’s, says we’re never leaving Afghanistan.
We’re also invading Pakistan, because of the Pakistani/Indian pilots, who flew the planes on 9/11…because the FBI knew Bin Laden was paying Erik Prince.
All of this of course leads us to Guatemala, where we infected the little brown-skinned people with gonorrhea and syphilis, because the Tuskegee torture experiments failed to live up to Nazi standards and practices.
It’s just another Friday here in the Homeland, where holding your breath for those unaffected 16,023 passersby in Seattle to join in, will make you turn blue, pass out and possibly die.
IBF Spells Fake Patriot Act-Terror Hunters
Blame the FBI
IBF when written down backwards, spells FBI. Iraq, Vietghanistan and Boeing when written down backwards, spells profit by death. If I can crack that super secret code, well…let’s just say Osama was in on it.
The fake Patriot Act terror hunters are on the prowl again…breaking down the doors of those who are against war, violence and lies, because nothing frightens those who allowed 9/11 to occur, more than…non-violent, anti-war protester types.
Boo!
Teabangers, Dino Rossibanger’s and non-violent anti-war protesters all have one thing in common; they all think the Constitution is real and in use.
Teabangers hate Obama for the color of his skin. Dino Rossibanger’s hate women and Obama for the color of his skin. The non-violent anti-war protesters, dislike processed foods and Walmart, but most still think the color of Obama’s skin has nothing to do with illegal torture, or the droning to death of children in their beds.
The color of the mans skin is irrelevant. The color of money is not. The failure of our collective moral compasses, leads to fake wars for Boeing, real torture for God and presidential aspirations for the Palin.
The Pentagon holds the keys to the outhouse, while the FBI is the tiny remnants of toilet paper, left behind on the ass hairs of Democracy…The dingleberries of freedom if you will.
For a good time, call Representative Norm Dicks. For a glimpse of what freedom looks like, head on down to the offices of the FBI in downtown Seattle, today, at 1600 hrs and let them know you’re on to them. 1110 3rd Ave. is where the action will be.
Black Rain will not fall today, but an FBI informant will try to mingle.
Please Stand By
As I am under attack, please stand by for further instruction and or post’s.
Remain calm, lock yourself in your bathroom with your emergency duct tape/plastic survival kit and wait. Fill the tub with water and do not trust anyone…
Sure, my absence is due to Broadstripe fucking with the tubes and cables of the internets, but one can never be too careful.
Back at it asap. Be crazy. Be Vigilant.
Deliberation Haiku
Empires and regimes fear three things. First up is the truth. Second, is an engaged populace that cares not for empire or lies and coming in third place, is gay marriage. Truthiness and an engaged populace is scary enough, but gay humans marrying each other drives empires and regimes absolutely nuts.
Sure none of it makes any sense, but I don’t make the rules…I just ridicule them.
Which brings us to Israel, Jonathan Pollard, Gideon Lustig, the Port Townsend Co-op and war crimes. They’re all related because I say so and like AIPAC, when I say so, I mean so, so what I say goes.
And now, enjoy the deliberation haiku…
boardroom:
the blood in black ink
invisible
by Karma Tenzing Wangchuk
