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Man in the Box

September 25, 2010

The man in the box is better at deporting your apple pickers than Bush.  The man in the box fights the wars against Islam better than Bush.  The man in the box also allows Erik Prince to continue breathing expensive air.  The man in the box believes that American anti-war activists are terrorists, while those who end our empire get richer.

Surprisingly, the man in the box will do nothing about the 16,000 Americans who were murdered between 2001 and 2007, due to their own texting while driving.  Perhaps we should invade, conquer or occupy someplace easy and attempt to spread some Democracy for Boeing or something?

This would seem a perfect opportunity for an AIC song, but like doing the right thing, that would be too easy.

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  1. September 25, 2010 16:07

    Which way would a political atheist vote to put an end to this?


    • September 25, 2010 20:45

      As a long time voter of the pretend two party, bourgeois scene…me thinks the voting is rigged. See any e-voting system where it counts, like Florida, Ohio or American Idol.


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