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Waiting on a Twitter

September 21, 2010

Gideon Lustig is the Deputy Consul General of Israel for the Pacific Northwest region.  Gideon was also an officer in the Israeli Defense Forces.  Gideon is a writer.  Gideon is in Port Townsend, Washington, because of a possible boycott of approximately 6 Israeli made items, sold in the tiny Port Townsend Co-op.

Just across the bay from tiny Port Townsend, Washington, sits Indian Island…the largest naval weapons storage area on the west coast of the Homeland.  Just south-east of Port Townsend, Washington, is a little submarine base named Bangor.

Indian Island supplies many of the munitions and white phosphorus used in the American and Israeli wars against the evil doers.  Sub Base Bangor houses more nuclear weapons than you really want to know about.

Gideon Lustig is in Port Townsend, Washington and to the best of my knowledge, our Border Patrol was busy looking for Mexicans and Canadians who sell marijuana, not former officers of the Israeli Defense Forces.

Keep an eye on Twitter, for at any moment, Ashton Kutcher or Kim Kardashian may tweet something infinitely more exciting than the failure of the Homelands Border Patrol, having not set up any citizen testing checkpoints…near our secretive installations of weapons storing freedom.

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  1. September 21, 2010 13:23

    I tried to beat out Ashton & Kim by using the Tweet button to share.


    • September 21, 2010 18:33

      If I had a dollar for every tweet I’ve gotten…I’d be able to afford a can of spam.

      Now if we could only harness the power of an Ashton or Kim tweet and use it for our evil, non-ruling party approved agendas.


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