Dino’s Clint Hates Ferries
Ferries Don't Ask or Tell
The great state of Washington is 4.5 billion dollars in the red. To date, the great state of Washington has spent 25 billion dollars, on the wars that the Democrats have refused to stop funding.
Dino Rossi and Clint Didier did not mention the 25 billion dollars…that you Washington State patriots spent on the Bush/Obama wars for Boeing’s freedom. But neither did Patty Murray or Norm Dicks.
Clint’s Dino does not like taxing the ruling class, while Dino’s Clint hates ferries, sewage treatment and government handouts. To date, Clint has accepted more than his fair share of government handouts and Dino has accepted his fate as a three-time loser.
Kentucky doesn’t hate ferries, they hate liberals, a decent paycheck and guys named Juan. Unfortunately, the Homeland has in short order, become middle class Kentucky. To be a middle class Kentucky human, all one needs is a family of four, a job that pays around 22 grand per year and a Senator-elect who thinks that there are no rich people. The Senator-elect also doesn’t believe that there is a middle class or even a poor working class.
Thanks Randucky…you’re all class.
You know, I think it was Julian Assange who once said that the GOP is trying to outlaw WikiLeaks and wants to make whistle blowing a treasonous offense. The article is in Spanish and or Swiss, or God knows what terroristy language…so I’m not certain if that’s what Julian actually said, or not. So never mind.
All in all, the global wars on Islam do create jobs and give us a sense of pride. The economy is getting better, because Rand Paul knows class warfare and also because AT$T, who when not spying on us, is desperately trying to lower prices by outlawing class action lawsuits.
See Gus! All is not gloomy! It’s not like we’re finding radioactive rabbits roaming around and spreading their radioactive death in Clint Didierville. Come on! Psycho psychologists who torture people to death, aren’t going to suddenly label free thinkers, activists and creative types as mentally ill…or something.
Get a grip peoples.
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Dicks Boehner Stroked by Koch not Pepsi
Dicks Boehner?
I would have to say that the worst part of the conservative takeover of the entire world!!, would have to be the fact that Koch, does not rhyme with crotch. The best part? I see no difference between the previous whores and the new whores.
Alrighty then. Lets get started.
Not one swinging dick that was running for a corporate owned seat in Congress, mentioned the really, really, really, really expensive wars against Islam. However, I did read on the Huffpost, that the war in Iraq is over and that evidently we won? This point was used as one of the positive things that President Obama had accomplished.
Fortunately for us, it’s too fucking stupid to link to.
And there lies the trouble. The Teabangers are slow-witted cowards, the Republicans are cult worshiping pedophiles and the Democrats slink along in the corporate shadows, yelling the sky is falling!…yet Karl Rove is still free to walk amongst us.
Keep in mind patriots, that torture and war crimes are only torture and war crimes, when Hillary Clinton says they are. Cambodia you’ve got some splainin to do!
When WikiLeaks is the only entity screaming at us idiots about our war crimes, crimes and more war crimes…we obsessed about Mexicans, teh healthscare and how Obama’s having followed the policies of Bush, somehow became, not the policies of Bush. Throw in the expensive forgotten wars on Islam and another exciting season of Deadliest Catch! and what do we get? Two more years of the Congressional corporate whores, fighting over the previous four-year reign of the other, Congressional corporate whores.
Think of the next two years as the Seattle Seahawks vs. the Seattle Mariners. In other words, nothing actually changes and the Koch Brothers win…35 to the Homeland’s Inhabitants 3.
So lick your wounds Democrats, suck in your snacks and stand tall! You and MoveOn.org have done an amazing job ignoring the continuing wars and crimes of President Obama. Even less change is coming and you and Norm Dicks will get no sympathy from the 250 of us…who think you’re just whistling past the HR department at Boeing.
See you at Whole Foods!
Change-Elect
Change has happened. Again.
Right after President Bush left the Homeland dangling from the edge of a financial and Constitutional crisis, the likes of which we’ve never encountered…except for all the times that we have…President Obama was placed into office to look forward and to change the narrative. Mission Accomplished, part III.
Back in 2008, the Bush/Democrat wars against Islam were not going so well. So why not change the narrative? It worked for Reagan and by God it’ll work for any Koch Brothers-teabanged whore, that just won a seat in Congress.
Who needs FEMA Camps, when we’ve got Jon Beck and Glenn Stewart? Why bother taxing the wealthy their fair share, when you can hand 80 billion dollars a year to the CIA and 2 billion in quarterly profits to British Petroleum?
Why ask why?
The Pentagon suspects that WikiLeaks has more documents to release and fears that should those documents fall into the hands of the elite-like, liberal New York Times…chances are, the Taliban could gain creative control of Two and a Half Men and that my friends, could lead to the downfall of civilization as we know it to be. Or another
anthrax attack.
Anthrax attacks and your teevee’s talking heads are able to change the narrative. Fortunately, all we were attacked with last-night was Tom Brokaw and Lawrence O’Donnell.
We had a Boehner for change, now all we’ve got is an angry Norm Dicks…the walking hard-on for Boeing.
History altering change may occur soon…in France. For the rest of us, there’s Festivus and whatever China tells the Koch brothers to do next.
Stay tuned to the Lens, where I will soon be taking the Boehner/Dicks jokes…to a whole new level.
I love the Homeland, rock on!
Sanity Vanity
Jon Stewart’s sanity came into DC…like a salacious Kenneth Starr reading of President Clinton’s endurance. Unlike President Clinton, the sanity was fast, furious and was over in a Crawford, Texas minute.
Jon Stewart and friends meant well, they just don’t mean well enough.
Had Jon placed his well-meaning and well-behaved crowd of moderate minded moderates…upon the gears of the machine…it would have mattered. As it stands, folks had a good time, listened to some music, laughed and heard Jon give a rousing moderately safe speech.
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The headlines tell us that Stewart’s rally was more than twice the size of Becks rally…and that’s what she said.
After Glenn Beck’s much smaller rally, the patriots and their signs of phallic freedom went home. Later that day, Obama droned some kids in Pakistan to death and war with Iran remained on the table.
After Stewart’s much LARGER rally, the gathered moderates and their correctly spelled signs of moderately sized freedom…went home. Later that day, Obama droned some kids in Pakistan to death and war with Iran is still on the table.
As Donald Rumsfeld can attest, size only matters in porn and at political rally’s. It’s how you use your political rally that counts.
Glenn Beck’s itsy bitsy, teenie little rally for those who are angry at the skin color of their Commander-in-Chief, accomplished the same thing as Jon Stewart’s much, much larger rally for those who won’t get angry about anything. That being…a bunch of blog posts happened and Obama droned some kids in Pakistan to death.
Trick or Treat
Saddam’s weapons of mass destruction have not yet been located in Silverdale, Washington, or at the Blue Grass Army Depot in Kentucky…because no one has taken the time to find them.
Your Bush economy is dying in Obama’s Pentagon, because no one has taken the time to start a draft.
The Washington Post is the reason no one is looking at, or for…anything, because the Pentagon is writing the Post’s articles for them. On October 24th, Gregg Miller reported that the Obama surge in Vietghanistan, has not lived up to the epic failure that was the surge of Baird. Today, the Post’s David Broder tells us that the best way for us to recover from the Bush Depression, is for Obama to start the next phase of the war on Iran. Throw in the 3 billion dollars spent on this seasons political ads…and you’ve got one hell of a trick.
Or treat?
The Best Progressive Ad of the Day…
Goes to…Republican Lisa Murkowski!!
This winning progressive ad of the day just proves my point, that Christine O’ Donnell has put out for Todd Palin, ‘witch’ of course makes her…just like us.
O’ Donnell bumping nasties with Palin the lesser, also validates in my mind anyway, that we will be hunting down every al Qaeda operative from here to everywhere for the next 72 years.
This latest chapter in the never-ending war on terror, can be directly attributed to the fact that the evil doers used UPS and FedEx to ship their bombs, instead of DHL. When we add to the lack of a DHL shipping connection, to the fact that we hate places that start with the letter ‘Y’…well, sorry Yemen you’re screwn. 
All of this will lead to some Homeland approved hack, writing yet another op-ed piece that will probably ask the CIA’s made up question: “Why is Julian Assange Still Alive?”
Oh look…Jonah Goldberg just made me a fucking genius…futuristic soothsayer!
Hey here’s an idea! If the Koch brothers pay me 98 million dollars, I’ll fight Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity, Sarah Palin and Jonah Goldberg…for the Intercontinental Belt and a chance to watch Christine rub one out for the Homeland.
Enron’s Connected to the Xe Bone
Holy shit it’s 0920hrs on Saturday! The pretend rally for sanity and fear in DC is in full swing…and will accomplish the same thing that voting for a Demo-Republican will. Absolutely nothing.
The “change” you desire is just a Tea Bag away from the honky Rapture. The National Review wants to murder Julian Assange and you’re Department of Homeland Security hates your freedom, to the tune of more than 80 billion funded public school dollars. Per year! Yeah!
The Safer Texas Campaign would like someone to prove to them that marijuana is less likely to cause a Texan to kill his wife, than say…the evil and Godless Tequila, that is obviously smuggled to the Homeland in the sweaty crotches of illegals.
Jon Stewart can’t save you from yourselves, George W. thought he shot down flight 93 on 9/11 and Charlie Sheen is still partying like it’s fucking 1999.
Fucking in 1999 was certainly more fun than fucking in 2010. I am as certain of this as the Lehman Brothers are of the fact…that we’re dumber than a bag full of Christian condoms.
Enron’s connected to the Xe bone…and that’s just the way it is.
