Who, What, I Don’t Know WTF or Why?
So Who’s on first, What Bomb is in Spokane and I Don’t Know wtf you’re even talking about is on third?
Right.
What?…He’s that one Aryan guy in Chewelah.
Why?…He’s the fourth cousin of George Brett and I think he runs the hot dog stand at the Spokane County Raceway.
So then…Jeff Baxter will become a state Senator (R) because…Who ignores What Bomb, while I Don’t Know eats a hot dog at the county owned raceway with Why…while the rest of the Homeland forgets about “the worst and most intentional device ever planted in this country”, or at an MLK march?
Exactly.
Meanwhile, our intelligence officials are baffled as to where Egyptian-like freedom might strike next. But I can assure you, freedom will not strike anywhere north of Mexico or south of Canada…until Abu Dhabi tortures Blackwater’s Erick Prince, into giving Tiger Woods $54 million dollars for some holes in the sand.
“and the riot be the rhyme of the unheard…”
WTF!?
Precisely.
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Protest Like an Egyptian
If not an Egyptian, maybe a Sheehan?
It’ll never happen here…but maybe we could try to limp along like a species that has evolved past the moral compass setting of dirt? Dirt is like the first click on the compass people! Try harder!
Oooo sorry about that…I used the evil “evolve” meme again. 
Never mind.
Protesting and activism only works when a Homeland has more than Cindy Sheehan or Code Pink actually doing it.
Koch Brothers parties don’t count, because their tea is like American Cheese…processed fakeness, built on the fears of dirt dwellers who are owned by China.
The deaths of our loved ones for Bush and Obama’s illegal wars, are not enough to free us from the couch. The deaths of brown-skinned humans who just happen to live where Obama is killing them, won’t move us either.
Now the Dollar Store and a 112 ounce cup O Kocha Cola? That’ll move
us gangster!
Impeachment was a great rallying point for the Bush crimes…but for Obama’s crimes? All we can muster are birfers, racists and the occasional Code Pink action. See our evolution being on par with dirt for more…
If God had wanted us to think for ourselves…he would have created heterosexual leaders. If Allah had wanted us to think for ourselves…he would not have created Christianity.
It’s complicated.
If we could protest like an Egyptian, we probably would…but 50 Cent is having some kind of gassy discharge…and he’s probably Twittering about it right now!
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Crazy Undecipherable Writings and a Pilot
Gang of Preclear's
Going Rogue and the Hero of the Hudson? Decision Points and Amelia Earhart? Known and Unknown and Khalid Shaikh Mohammed?
No! It’s the undecipherable Voynich manuscript and Scientology’s best pilot…John Travolta! 
When crazy meets up with illegible, I usually think Bristol Palin and the instruction manual on Levi Johnston’s condom wrapper. But you know, that’s just me.
So the Voynich manuscript, has scientists and psychologists baffled…much to the delight of Scientology. The manuscript is full of writings and mysterious images that no one can figure out.
Aliens? Illegal or otherwise? Maybe. But I’m of the mind that it’s just the mad scribblings of Tom Cruise and Travolta…after their long journey from Preclear’s to the most awesome level of all levels…Operating Thetan’s.
L Ron Howard is laughing all the way to the bank with Ralph Malph. If you know what I’m sayin…if ya know what I mean.
I kid because they’re retarded! But you know what? Tavolta and Cruise did get one thing right…those crazy fucking CIA psychologists that torture and kill for a living…are nuts.
And wacky fornicators, evidently.
Craigslisting Your Way to President
Ex Rep. Chris Lee, a conservative gentleman of the party that is kinkier than a horny Political Science major at Cornell…has resigned in temporary disgrace.
But we all knew that.
We also know all Republicans hate sex, gay humans and truthiness. This is why God made Democrats.
So do not fear for Lee’s future…Because as Senator David “Diaper” Vitter likes to say, the peoples are fucking stupid, now pass me that strap on.
See!? Chris Lee should be announcing his bid for 2012, any day now.
Chris Lee…taking the Homeland and quite possibly your wife, one Craigslist ad at a time.
“I said you loin queen parader…I’m gonna get you down on all fours.” Whoa Chris, easy now…
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Jesse’s Harry Baals
Jesse Jackson and I were in Moscow, Idaho this week…using big words and stringing them effortlessly together into sentences so eloquent, it drove 3 or 4 confused kids who dwell in the shallow end of the gene pool, to protest said…fancy words, sentences and skin color.
Full disclosure…I was just there for the fabulous view of the Palouse hill, that was blocking my view of all the other damned hills behind the one I could see. Of course Jesse did all the talking…I just crack the bad Palouse jokes.
WTF is a Palouse?
Jesse in Idaho, spreading words of hope…It doesn’t necessarily take Harry Baals…but it does require a better moral compass than the white flour children of the Youth for Western Civilization, who were upset with Jesse’s skin color.
Now for some Jesse. Enjoy.
“Why black history?” Jackson said. “Because it has been omitted. Our history has been segregated just as the rest of our culture has been segregated. This applies to Native Americans, it applies to Latino Americans, it applies to Japanese Americans, it applies to women, it applies to labor. We have survived apart. We must now learn to live together. That means learning the whole of our history.” Jackson said we live in a multicultural and multiracial world.
“English is a great language, but Jesus didn’t speak it and it is not the majority language in our own hemisphere,” he said. “Most people in the world tonight are yellow, brown, black, non-Christian, poor, female, young and don’t speak English. So we must learn to live in that world.”
“I was in (Washington, D.C.) the day of the vote and I heard various arguments against the health care reform package, but not one congressman who was against it could give up his or her health care package,” he said. “Americans want the same health care protections that the people they voted for have.”
“Not just black and white, but wrong and right.”
I’ll give that an amen.
(Tip O the Lens hat to TripodMA for the heads up)
Nethercutt and Sexy Spokane
Headlines tell a deeper story than the actual digital words written on pretend, Kindle-like pages.
Since the Homeland is inundated with the various headlines of important events, like who’s banging whom and which Congresshuman was trying to hide it…I thought this would be a great day for George Nethercutt to pass along some wisdom.
Some former politicians learn from their mistakes and go on to lead productive lives as attorneys, who then help corporations like Blackwater/Xe avoid the light of day.
Others go on to be George Nethercutt.
George is no Debra Wilde…but I’d ride with Deb any day, before I’d let Nethercutt drive the Homeland into Latah Creek.
The Pacific Northwest Inlander, has once again allowed the great disappointment that was George Nethercutt’s once promising hairline…to speak to the Spokane masses about George W Bush’s failure as a President. Go here, read some.
I find the words that Nethercutt’s ghost writer (Todd Palin) faxed over to the Inlander, to be just slightly more amusing than burnt toast.
The fact that George had to spew Todd’s words of revisionist history about the BushBama wars and how W kept the nation safe on 9/11…in the Inlander’s Sex Issue…just this side of priceless.
Todd Palin still using a fax machine, also tells us a great deal about Nethercutt’s definition of term limits, war crimes and hairy palms?
Let’s talk about it!
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Congress 112, House vote: Vote 26: H R 514
Congress 112, House vote: Vote 26: H R 514…Better known as the day the House Tea Party Republicans, pretended to stop the Patriot Act in its evil doing tracks.
Of course we know better. For the Homeland cannot be a Homeland without its Patriot Act. The Patriot Act cannot act, without the Democrats who continually vote for it. Your FBI cannot ignore your rights against unlawful spying and or door kicking in—while being an activist…without the Patriot Act, its National Security Letters…or the Democrats.
In the Washington State sector of the glorious Homeland, several pretend liberal Democrats voted for more Patriot Acting. And they’ll vote for more Patriot Acting again.
Norm Dicks, Jay Inslee, Rick Larsen and Adam Smith…are doing all they can to keep the Bush Dream alive! Can I get an amen!
In related news of the corporate liberal Democrat…President Obama, ever the better Bush that he is…is looking to cut about $2.5 billion from the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program, because Saudi Arabia is running out of oil and Janet Napolitano is threatening us with more terror.
I guess just like our freedom, the never-ending global wars on terror are free. They cost you nothing, so there is therefore…nothing to cut!
Congress 112, House vote: Vote 26: H R 514
We do like our pleasure spiked with pain, no?
