Change is Underfoot
The great wave of pretend change is underfoot and “this change”, will be brought to us by what remains of the crumbling Republican Party.
In other words my fellow lazy Homelandian’s, change will not come from the left, but from those who fear “Muslins” and your Kenyan President by way of Hawaii.
It’s “funny“, because people actually believe that Kenya is one of the lesser Hawaiian Islands.
When Bush went home to New England Texas, he took the angry war protesting/impeachment friendly Democrats with him. It appears that illegal wars on the world, marijuana and our rights—sucked under Bush, but are fine and dandy under Obama.
Take Rep. John Conyers for example.
Head Impeacher
John wrote the book on all things impeachy, but in reality, John ended up being more like Rep. Norms Dick— than a peacenik. And we did then MoveOn…dot org.
When the Koch Brothers invented the Tea Party, it closely resembled one-ply toilet paper—semi-useful at times, except you’re often left with shit on your fingers when your done with it.
So here we find ourselves. The Tea Party doing what no three progressives dared—attempting to cut the budget of the Pentagon, because our troops should be home trying to protect us from our real enemy—Homeland Security.
Our troops should be home protecting us from Monsanto, Blackwater and Wall Street. Our troops should also be in Arizona, Texas and Alaska, trying to protect us from the shallow end of the gene pool Jihad.
We can Twitter ourselves to oblivion and back again, but no Egyptian like change will occur here, until WikiLeaks or Anonymous, forces Colin Powell to demand the answers that he already knew…
Good luck with that Colin. Try talking to Judith Miller, she knows too much already.
I really hate to thank any Teabanger for his fears, but what have the progressives left us? The better Bush and the never-ending wars?
Let’s forget about MoveOn and the Daily Show. Lets stop waiting for Olbermann and his triumphant return.
Shut down the ports, the highways and the jets.
Close the Homeland factories and mills, that are not currently operating in China or Korea. No UPS, no FEDEX Express. Hospitals, colleges and Starbucks? Hell yes!
Perhaps if we had a viable porn union, to shut that industry down…then along would tumble Wal-Mart, Safeway, AOL and Mickeefrickindees?
Damn it! I’ve just burst my own bubble. Never mind, go about
your day.
There are No Clinton’s for Peace
Oh those Goddamn former CIA analyst/Catholic/Veteran for Peace hecklers. How dare he say something, by not saying anything?
Standing silently with your back turned to the war machine…scares them. Remember that.
It’s spreading Hillary. Can you feel it?
Wisconsin today, Yemen tomorrow…perhaps Pine Ridge Reservation next week?
When will ILWU shut everything down?
Shorter Egypt
Be awake or move to Tenino. Join in or read about it at the Slog.
Wisconsin is standing up to the union busting of its retarded governor, while Seattle will attempt to stand up for its fireworks show.
Seattle is surrounded by WMD’s, while Tenino should just be surrounded.
If we are to be like Egypt, why don’t we do it in the road?
Short of being like the Beatles in 1968, perhaps we could just try attending the next anti-war/anti-torture or anti-cop shooting an Indian in a cross walk protest—that happen quite frequently at Westlake Center.
I know, it’s hard to be tuned in. But it’s also hard to breath when a CIA psychologist is attempting to drown you too.
This however does not affect the price of rice in China—your soon to be not available Social Security does that…because the trillions for the BushBama wars and trillions for Wall Street ponzi schemes are not on the table.
Torture only affects us when it’s not being done to your child.
The Army Anthrax Attacks made you buy plastic sheeting and duct tape, while Blackwater, Boeing and GE continue to make billions.
Obama is to Bush as Hillary is to AIPAC’s Marc Grossman and treason. It’s as easy to digest as a DLA Piper paycheck made out to
Dennis Hastert.
Wow! So many problems, so many links! So little time to just eat a fucking taco and chill out.
You know, if I had a dollar for every fucking taco I’ve skipped…I’d be able to buy a regular taco.
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Turkish Amerithrax
I promised on my grandmothers grave, that when coffee hit about 6 bucks a pound, I’d switch to meth. Now that coffee is around 10 dollars a pound, I find that I’m about as honest as the FBI’s Amerithrax Task Force, that succeeded in covering up the Army Anthrax Attacks.
Being that J Edgar Hoover’s legacy is what it is, we should not be surprised that I’d sell out my granny’s grave for a pound of shitty Safeway coffee. It’s also no surprise that the DOJ wont do anything about the FBI and or even Clarence Thomas…But this ain’t Egypt, so we should probably just move along.
I remember when Bush and Cheney failed to keep us safe on 9/11. I also recall that they failed to intervene in the Army Anthrax Attacks, the fake war on terror in Afghanistan—by way of Iraq and something about Representative Jean Schmidt and her penchant for Dennis Hastert’s Turkish Coalition of America.
Sibel Edmonds had plenty to say about Hastert’s Turkish Coalition, traitors and 9/11…but we were pretty busy moving forward and taking impeachment of war criminals off the table. And stuff.
Sorry grandma, I never should have made that coffee deal with the Devil. Hell, you weren’t even dead yet when I made the pact!
I hear that Turkish Anthrax is hard to trace. But most GS-12’s just do what they’re told.
The Better Bushness Bureau
The BBB! Still being brought to us by the new Bush, better known
as Obama, or the Better Bushness Bureau.
In addition to the steadily deteriorating gene pool here in the Homeland, we keep hearing about deficits. There are school district deficits along with city, county and state deficits. Food banks are the new Denny’s, dentists are going broke and still we find time to ponder the Taliban…but not the common sense ban.
Yes the Washington State sector of the Homeland is in a financial crisis. A crisis so severe, we haven’t seen anything like it since the last time Wall Street made one.
The Seattle Times warns us today, that public schools state-wide, are going to be slashing jobs, closing schools and replacing it all with Bible study. This will create at least another 3 generations of humans who do not require lessons in science, history or sex ed. That’s like money in Bank of America baby!
Take the Spokane Public School district for example. The school district is anywhere from $256 dollars to $18 ka-million dollars in the hole, give or take an Obama…but not a Bush. 
You can go here to their budget forecast pdf…and see for yourself. I can’t make heads or tails of it because I did my public skoolin in Indiana. The Jesus and marching bands were strong there…and from what I could tell, you were either Bobby Knight or a heavily subsidized corn farmer, or you weren’t. I’m still in Hoosier therapy.
I may not care to watch Desperate Housewives, but I do know where the money went. Spokane has spent around $612 million dollars on the wars against Islam…so far. That more than covers both the Spokane schools deficit and the City of Spokane’s deficit, while giving millions more to the Wisconsin National Guard to just stay home and not invade the unions.
For the rest of the state, the same theory does apply. Washington finds itself in a $5 billion dollar hole and zee children, zee old people and zee lower classes…ze must suffer! Boeing and Paul Allen? Not so much.
Since we the Evergreen State have collectively spent over $26 billion dollars on the BushBama wars…so far…I fail to see why we can’t just take Boeing’s war profits and some of Paul’s Seahawks profits and distribute them to the masses.
I don’t know. None of this explains or takes into account the secret budgets for the CIA, the NSA or the BP. Maybe it is easier to just study my Bible and blame Hugh Hefner for pretty much everything.
It’s a hell of a lot easier than learnin math, grammar or how babies
is are made.
Nah, screw Hefner. I blame Purdue.
The Terror Based Economy Needs You
The Napolitano Flat Surface Shortage.
We can’t afford to educate our children or place solar panels on the trillions of flat surfaces of the Homeland, because we have a shortage of flat surfaces. See above.
The fear based economy has replaced our ability to behave like rational, clear minded adults. See Who is Arcade Fire? or our growing list of threatening threats for more.
Robert Gates wants you to fear Islam, because fear pays Boeing and ignorance builds Guantanamo.
Fear doesn’t educate, it regurgitates. See Judith Miller.
Fear doesn’t abide, it takes. See Obama’s Reaganomics for more.
The Dude abides, we divide. 
The people of Egypt accomplished more in 18 days, than we’ve been able to grasp in 234 years. Collectively, we run the insane asylum. Divided, we pay more, the billionaire pays less and the world is our enemy. See Robert Gates for more.
Divided, unions who brought us the 5 day work week, any shot at health care and basic workers rights…are under threat of armed intervention. United, ILWU, Teamsters and the AFl-CIO…can shut the Homeland war machine down.
Shutting the Homeland war machine down is not good for a terror based economy.
A terror based economy needs your fear, your fodder and your blood sweat and tears.
Reagan, the Bush’s, the Clinton’s and Obama…need you to walk like a frightened, uneducated and malnourished child.
Egyptian’s made history, we’re cowering from it.
Cherry Bomb Valentine
Gunnery Sgt. Foley's B-Day Salute!
Many things revolve around Spokane for many people. For me, it was when a smoke was a smoke and dancin didn’t quite mean everything…but holding hands did.
There was no Club Cherry Bomb, but there was JJ’s, Ankeny’s,
and Gatsby’s.
19 has turned a bit older…I still don’t know what I’m doing, but I think I know where I’m going.
Happy Birthday Valentina.
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