Bush Standing Next to Obama
Poet Under Surveillance
Bush Standing Next to Obama – Iraq and Pakistan.
Nancy Pelosi did not arrest Karl Rove.
Top Secret satellites launched for freedom.
Thank God Reading Rainbow is back.
Juxtaposition.
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In related news…Karma Tenzing Wangchuk, whose words and haiku can sometimes be read here – has won 1st place in the Merit Book Awards for 2011. Congratulations Tenzing…with all apologies for my above political – while digital spoken word.
System of a Lesser Tao
The path to understanding how the world operates is a short one. It is laden with landmines and laws meant to stifle the individual – while rewarding the herd with real unfreedoms.
– Not 老子 it was just me.
The system is rigged – the outcome predetermined
The caveat being the commercials
wow – your gas is way cheaper!
When you bread and deep-fry life, it’s easier to sell us things like the cleanliness of nuclear power – or the health-like benefits attained, by eating at a Co-Op. Killing organically in the shade…is now preferred by many a progressive bumper with a sticker. 
Bipartisan feminism happens.
The killing of women and children…
Relentless the probability of profits maintained.
While waiting for progressive media outlets to warn us of possible trouble, the NSA wants you to know…that if they told you how much they’ve already been spying on you, they’d violate your right
to know.
Being led down the path of enlightenment – works well for those who know that landmines exist.
Phreedum can be organically raised by peace-loving progressives,
or bought frozen by the droned at Costco.
Union-led cops beat the activists – Walmart spies on slave labor.
We’re all in this together – we’ve all been Patriot Acted.
The Blue Tarp Manifesto? Enacted.
The system – the system of a lesser Tao.
Vote Know
The best way to push back against endless war profiteering by those who do profiteer…is to engage the Patriot Acted.
Vote know…
In Troy, Michigan, some folks have finally taken Chomsky, Nader and or Cindy Sheehan to heart.
The Save the Troy Library people have gone and done something smart. They went and engaged – the Patriot Acted.
In Troy, they’ve pushed back against the shallow end of the gene pool, by pretending to want to burn books. If it works for the books – can it also not work for the progressive war supporter?
War profiteering + Nobel Peace Prizes = dead brown-skinned women.
Vote know. 
Like The Onion, and a few other common-sense pushers know…the fight for the brain cells of the Patriot Acted, is a painfully long and sometimes slow-witted one.
Vote know.
In similar news – The Homeland has broken another record for weapons sales…already, again and still.
Vote know.
In news that is similar to the next paragraph to come – voting for a war-mongering, corporate owned politician – is fraught with samness. Sort of like voting for the other one.
Vote know.
In news that might affect the corporate owned politician who ensures profits remain high for Lockheed Martin, while non-existent for the Taco Bell worker…Occupy isn’t gone and dead, it’s just tired of being beat on the head. By union members.
Let it soak in.
Then vote in the know – instead of the not.
Tolerating the Intolerable
Richard Milhous Nixon once said: “As this long and difficult war ends, I would like to address a few special words to…the American people: Your steadfastness in supporting our insistence on peace with honor has made peace with honor possible.”
Pee-wee Herman once said: “There’s a lotta things about me you don’t know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things you shouldn’t understand.”
Nixon and Pee-wee, two of the most important personalities ever to influence the historical misrepresentation of the Homeland. And yet, Pee-wee is remembered for fondling himself, while Nixon is misremembered for not going to prison.
And the beat goes on.
Breathing is important to humans. Clean air assists in our weekly quest to buy more crap to store in our garages of phreedum. Driving around aimlessly while purchasing stuff for our garages, is not good for the air, but it does keep us free.
Unless you live near Moses Lake. 
Plumes of unknown chemical death, are what Homeland Security were supposed to be protecting us from…by invading Forks, Washington.
For the time being, Hanford has stopped attacking us with plumes of airborne death, while REC Silicon has not. Sure we all use silicone in our LCD screens and our over-abundant Solar Power panel farms…but you know, it took several false starts to get us to swallow the Patriot Acts too.
The reason Homeland Security isn’t invading Moses Lake, just so happens to be the same reason that liberal drones are tolerated, while conservative ones are not.
The air is always cleaner somewhere else
that is until we get somewhere else
and we find that somewhere else’s air
blew in from someplace else.
We tolerate the intolerable for the same reasons that the Boy Scouts have secret molester files. We tolerate the intolerable, because the electricity that killed the salmon people…works great in our silicone filled LCD screens…and over-abundant solar power panels too.
When conservative drones are not alright – but liberal ones are, I tend to look towards Noam Chomsky for comforting words of intelligence.
Let’s see what Noam has to say today: “The kill list and associated antics are too much for me. I’ll have to fall back on Mark Twain’s frustration when he tried to satirize the much-lauded war criminal General Funston. He gave up. He said that Funston is satire incarnated.”
Well, you know what they say…the air is always cleaner somewhere else – until the air blows in from somewhere else.
China Sailed By
Reading is fundamental – understanding what we read is not.
26 concerned members of Congress, want President Obama to justify his droning of brown-skinned babies and women to death. Never mind that it’s 2012. Never mind that Norm Dicks’ isn’t one of the 26. It’s the Bushesque defense of all things war-profiteering by the liberals…that I like best.
Read the article here – see the Bushesque defense in the comments.
That sure is a big ship.
Speaking of concerned Congress-humans – when 26 of them aren’t pretending to care about laws and stuff…they’re pushing for more forever-war – with yet another self-made enemy.
No it’s not Yemen – yes it is. No it’s not Mexico – yes it is. No it’s not the banking crimes in Spain, Greece or Detroit – yes it is. No, this time it’s Iran – why yes it is!
Hope floats – common sense can’t swim
Reading is fundamental – but basketball in Seattle is are is, even more ‘fundamentalery‘
All slow boats are from China
There are guns and sex in grade school, and there’s liberal drone bases not far from Sea Tac. George Nethercutt is still free to write like he didn’t create the problem – sometimes Spokane rhymes with
Flint and or Michigan.
I didn’t know ships could sail here from there?
Droning for Obama is fundamental.
Like Guantanamo, Bagram and Abu Ghraib – you can’t have forever profit wars for Lockheed, Boeing and friends – if we’re not creating new enemies…for Boeing, Lockheed and friends.
The ships from China sail here daily.
Trickle-down economics at Cabela’s
Steve Ballmer and the Nordstroms…
save us from comprehending.
Meat and Tobacco’s Number Two is Safe
Since the second in command at British Petroleum Norm Dicks’ al Qaeda won’t stay dead, President Obama has gone and taken a not so controversial turn – in the never-ending wars on whichever breaking evildoing news, ABC will report on next.
In other words…it only gets worse.
Funny in a conservative kind of way, that we never hear Seattle’s Dan Savage telling you that.
How many dead brown-skinned women and children does it take – for a tattooed hipster to step away from the PBR and join the Army? How many brown-skinned prisons for profit does it take – for the aging Hispanics to stop voting with the Pope? How many trillion-dollar ‘grifts‘ and billion-dollar gifts does it take – for those wallowing in the shallow end of gene pool, to understand that Bush really sucked at this?
The idiot Ann Coulter does ask: Where are the marching liberals? Where are the democratic-run, war-profiteering tribunals? And the idiot is right. 
The answers, my friends, are in your poisoned tuna
and in your violent and still cash-strapped schools.
“Cheaper liquor’s” quicker – edumication and geography isn’t.
The answers are also on one of your teevee’s 324 channels.
It’s the one that’s labeled – “off”.
The answers are in any Homeland Security Sector
of which there are many.
Can you name three of them?
Answers can be found in the Conservative Nanny State
that Lockheed, Boeing and Erik Prince live in.
Here’s a hint – it’s every state
and then some.
The Seattle Thunder are in the Finals. Had they moved to Spokane instead…you’d know who Randy Shaw was.
Meat and tobacco kill hundreds of thousands of Homelandian’s every year…yet their number two’s in command – are perfectly safe.
Number two’s can be stinky – Leon Panetta and Petraeus…
Costco sells a lot of ass wipe.
Blaming Bush was easy – he’s still in Texas
Costco sells a lot of ass wipe.
Like Tim Eyman – Alcohol Now Charges you More
From time to time, liberal columnists are able to ignore the war-profiteering crimes all around them…and point out to us that Tim Eyman is almost exactly like Rep. Norm Dicks.
For more on the horror that are Tim Eyman’s corporate overlords, go here. For more on Rep. Norm Dicks’ corporate overlords, read Joel’s article again, pretend it’s about Norm, and toss in Boeing, Lockheed Martin, the Patriot Act and the Mujahedin’s Poppies to Heroin Association…you’ll then get a clearer picture of why it’s just easier to blame Nader for everything.
In other drunken Washington State news, your alcohol is just like Tim Eyman too…in that they’re now both more expensive, because you voted for them! 
You see, dear voter, when corporations pay to take over state services, the price of said services and goods will go…up. This is why God invented Capitalism, so that we could be charged more for alcohol, and Joel Connelly could get paid to ignore the Progressive War Profiteering.
Corporations tend to mark shit up to make a…profit. Then, after marking the shit up (alcohol) to a higher level than previously pondered, said shit in turn, will then trickle back down to us in the form of – You Voted for It!
Stay tuned in the next 8 months or so, when I’ll be explaining how it is that spending tens of trillions of our tax dollars on war profiteering, torture, the Bank of Murica, and the salaries of a million overpaid nerds with Top Secret clearances – to read your stupid emails…in no way adversely affects our economy and or moral compasses.
It’s like both sides of the pretend political divide, can’t see the Nobel Peace Prize winners kill list – for the Nobel Peace Prize kill list that it is.
In case of Patriot Acts – always drink more and don’t break any windows
Sure liquor costs more now
Lucky for us – SWAT Teams only kick in doors
When they’re hunting for Pot Smokers and or Spanish Speakers.
The Vigilant Lens 