The Asparagus Tree
The coal miner, the burger flipper, the E-2 in Vietghanistan – the brown-skinned agricultural worker.
…for all we know, asparagus are cute little trees.
The economic draft is directly related to the war on drugs. Like the war on your moms coke habit, the war on education goes extreem exstream really swell. The war on your food was won by Monsanto, long before Clinton took away all of our guns…all of em’! – then Obama did so again!
The wars on union labor, retirement, health-scare and a chance for a vacation at Lake Chelan…were won during Reagan’s diaper. The wars on Spanish speakers, clean air, water and Islam…have not yet
been won.
…and for all many of us know, asparagus grow on trees.
The missing Spanish Speakers who used to climb the “asparagus trees”…are in the same boat as the just droned child who spoke Pashto, Urdu, or Yemeni Arabic. None of them can tell the difference between a scary conservative drone…from a Peace Prize liberally one.
…and for all we know, asparagus are like terrorists – they all grow
on trees.
If you’re lucky enough to have found a career in the Army, at Burger King, or in the Homeland’s agricultural fields, try not to breath, drink or eat too much…because Dr. Oz most certainly doesn’t have your back.
The coal miner, the burger-flipper, the E-2 in Vietghanistan – the brown-skinned agricultural worker.
For all we know, they’re all the same…and many of us couldn’t find Saudi Arabia on a map.
A Nice Hammer
$1.2 billion buys a fair amount of this, that, or even a Yammer.
For far less-than $1.2 billion, you can buy the two houses of Congress, a President, or even the Supreme Court.
A Yammer costs $1.2 billion
a nice hammer goes for 26 bucks.
For a secretive handshake, three Mojitos and maybe a catered lunch…you can sell-out to the Trans-Pacific Partnership – our remaining long-term career aspirations…at Taco Bell, Target and Starbucks.
The TPP costs more than a Yammer
a nice hammer goes for 26 bucks.
For a secretive handshake, three Mojitos and maybe a catered lunch…Microsoft can assimilate its way to relevancy, while Jimmy Carter
tries to catch up.
Montana’s outhouse ‘did what it could‘ against the Supremes
of Citizens United…
The TPP costs more than a Yammer
a nice hammer goes for 26 bucks.
Hear the Taste of the Smell
When walking through the mines I’ve laid – I’m often reminded that Sting sang it first.
He is a bit of a tosser isn’t he? – Fake Stewart Copeland
Being that The Kinsey Institute is in Indiana – was either the smartest, or the worst idea ever.
We can’t talk about sex in school, but we will teach that God blew Columbus here. – Fake Dr. Kinsey
The war on drugs is going as well as the war against beer went.
InBev makes billions
Boeing, Lockheed and the DEA do too.
The words I see, seem to come from the smell of the experiences I’ve heard. – The Vigilant Lens
Sting sang about the mines he’d laid first.
This is why God also invented Slayer.
If Impotent Oysters Could Swim
Being impotent near Willapa Bay…means that you probably drank too much in Pe Ell, Washington, and then somehow managed to drive yourself to South Bend.
More than likely though…you’re an oyster. An oyster who hasn’t been able to reproduce with itself and or a friend, since about 2005. Again, Pe Ell comes to mind, but that’s a story that should be told by Johnny Depp – with Tim Burton tugging on the strings.
Many of us know as much about oysters, as we know about Monsanto’s Agent Orange. We don’t find impotent oysters or Agent Orange very important – this helps to keep us in line.
Think endless war profits for more…or ponder Saudi Arabia for less.
A well-funded education in the Homeland is dependent on several important – misconceptions of things. Skin color, geopolitical grifting and God – being the most potent of things.
If impotent oysters could swim – we’d know that evolution was real.
Which brings me back to Pe Ell.
Educated in the Homeland –
on the half shell.
Attack of the Forgotten Domain and Wayne
The misspelled words of phreedum here at the Lens, were held hostage for several hours today…by a forgotten domain.
A forgotten domain and Wayne.
Sure I forgot to pay for my domain name…I blame Wayne.
Unlike a bailout of a criminal banker, I’ve paid for the domain, with no help from Wayne.
The sun can now shine upon billions of the Homeland’s flat —
while un-solar power readied surfaces.
The wars will still not end
and the winds do still blow the rains of Fukushima
to you.
Oh – and then there’s Wayne.
Wayne fears a lot of things
although Fukushima is not one of them.
Back at it ASAP
And if you happen to spot an unholy trinity – shoot it!
Blind Hype
Legal drugs kill legally. See your pharmacist dealer for more.
Illegal drugs kill illegally. See what you’re told to see for more.
Who’s paid to push blind hype?
Illegal wars kill illegally – legal wars pay better.
Who’s paid to push blind hype?
There’s a pretend left and there’s a pretend right.
The profit comes from all the pretending
The blind hype leading the blind
Our 1868 resembled 1988.
2012 has no excuse.
Surge Protector
And Boeing said: let there be a surge.
And the Bush surge did occur.
And Lockheed Martin said: let there be another surge.
And the Obama surge has yet to subside.
And the Oracle Corporation said: More Complexity. Less…hey?
Is Lana’i for sale?
And it was.
Sure Eisenhower warned us about the last 50 years turning out to be…exactly like the last 50 years have turned out to be. But we’ve only managed to go from crouching under our desks in fear from the great Soviet threat, to watching our Patriot Acted teevee’s, while dodging the Army’s Anthrax attacks against us.
If I had 15 trillion dollars
I’d buy a brewery and drink in it.
And maybe some new shoes
for all the forward good it would do.
The Vigilant Lens 