Alternating Currents Get There Directly
Had Bruce Lee hit me in the head instead of Chuck Norris
Would not the world have been better for it?
Had Bruce Lee hit Jay Leno in the head instead of Chuck Norris
Would not the world have been better for it?
Flowing in a constant direction from one place to the other seems more efficient
Though ending up in the same place alternatively
Still got us here directly
Go Ahead Punk…Talk About My Empty Chair
What we need is a Baird Surge II
I like to waste time as much as the next Patriot Acted time waster, but I draw the line at watching old white guys stroking out with an empty chair. I didn’t watch W stroke out either, but I had company, because the Democrats were against wars for profit and torture then.
In a perfect world, the Border Patrol would have been at the RNC to arrest many of the terrorists who gathered on stage there. Since we’re still living in a George W. world of empty chair watchers…the Border Patrol are too busy driving around in circles in Forks, Washington, looking for those who speak Spanish, instead of those who resemble Karl Rove.
Empty chairs get people talking.
The Homeland approved airwaves are still a Twitter with tales of #Eastwooding. Those same Homeland approved airways are not a Twitter with tales of The Condoleezza Wars.
Talking about stroking out with an empty chair can be fun, but no one will ever be prosecuted for America’s love of torturing POW’s to death…by talking about empty chairs.
But as per usual…that’s pretty much the point.
Eyelets of War
the eyelets of war are empty
empty eyelets
empty holes
laces no longer pulled tight
motionless tread & empty holes
where laces should have been
the eyelets of war are empty
Lockheed Martin
empty holes
Boeing
empty holes
empty holes
Hurling Immemorial
Hurling through time immemorial
This tiny rock that we find ourselves on will continue to do so
No matter how many fires we start
That can’t ever be put out
It doesn’t matter what we do it, this tiny rock will hurl on with
Or without us
No matter what we do to it
No matter the profit wars
No matter the nekkid’ body scanners that need constant replacement
It should matter
But it doesn’t
This is why Bill Nye has moved on from his “Science Guy” moniker
To become “The Anti-Creationist Guy”…
Because this rock will hurl on with
Or without us
And it ought to matter
Guantanamo’s Captives Are at Least as Confused as Tampa
As you can plainly see in the video, either some of the GOP’s operatives forgot their white sheets for Puerto Rico, or Ron Paul has really pissed off the boys back at Northrop Grumman and Google.
Google’s weapons aren’t nearly as bad as Northrop’s, but try telling that to Obama’s
Guantanamo captives.
The idiot son of a Bush has not yet been found in Tampa…though the idiot disasters of the son of a Bush, are still being adhered to by Obama.
Why the GOP in Tampa can’t see the BushBama captives in Guantanamo, for the opium trees in Vietghanistan…is lost upon whatever it is that happened to Janine Turner.
And that’s what Khalid Sheikh Mohammed said.
Leadership Points
Pointing at imaginary friends in your partisan audience shows potential leadership.
Reagan and H. W. did it
Romney and Ryan do it
Kim Jong-un does it too
If Kim Jong-un were to smile from a naval vessel
Would Ryan and Romney do it too?
Yes those two would do so too
Naval photo propaganda
George W. Bush did it swell
Obama does it better still
Clinton was the master in pointing at the obvious
Obama’s pretty good at it too
George W. didn’t know shit from obvious
Addington and John Yoo know so much it’s obvious
To recap and to be fair
Obama can point with the best of them
But when our best are like Condi
And our best are like Romney
Then that makes our best like their best
So I guess nobody’s best should fuck with the Jesus.
Fear of an Unreadable Yardstick
Back in 75′, my 5th grade teacher repeatedly warned us of the impending apocalypse that was the fast approaching metric system. Apparently lives would be lost, crops would fail and not-white kids would then be allowed to sit with us at lunch.
Being able to eat with a few kids who didn’t necessarily hunt squirrels or smell of corn? Who knows, maybe my 5th grade Indiana class could have turned out somewhat less like squirrel eaters who smelled of corn.
The rantings of one teacher…can influence a generation of fear-ridden children who grow up to allow Patriot Acts. The theological rantings of just one teacher…can influence a generation of fear-ridden children, who grow up believing that never-ending wars for Lockheed Martin don’t somehow hurt the pretend economy.
Who fears a black conservative president more than the white ones who acted just like him?
Many of us.
Who fears the invading hordes of CIA armed terrorists if we don’t let the NSA steal our emails?
Most of us.
Who forgot why we attacked Afghanistan because Iraq didn’t attack us ever either?
Most of us.
Who let Karl Rove go free?
All of us.
A Homelandian yard is equal to one Taliban 0.9144 metre. As far as many of us know, that’s like 23 Burrito Supreme’s laying end to end at any Taco Bell.
The fear of an unreadable yardstick—made for a nation of those who still can’t read the squirrel huntin’ approved one.
I’m thinking that was pretty much the plan.
The Vigilant Lens 