Leadership Points

Pointing at imaginary friends in your partisan audience shows potential leadership.
Reagan and H. W. did it
Romney and Ryan do it
Kim Jong-un does it too

If Kim Jong-un were to smile from a naval vessel
Would Ryan and Romney do it too?
Yes those two would do so too

Naval photo propaganda
George W. Bush did it swell
Obama does it better still

Clinton was the master in pointing at the obvious
Obama’s pretty good at it too
George W. didn’t know shit from obvious
Addington and John Yoo know so much it’s obvious

To recap and to be fair
Obama can point with the best of them
But when our best are like Condi
And our best are like Romney
Then that makes our best like their best
So I guess nobody’s best should fuck with the Jesus.