Pleasure Spiked With Uncensored Pain
Behind these walls torture was bought and sold
We bought it — they sold it
One man’s torture can be another man’s pleasure
I don’t want to buy that
But then again
We did
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Real People
if there were a god
she’d be
Nez Perce
Of Windmills and Warrior Savant Pants
Boom!
Another day – another failed oil platform
And this failure did occur
Not all that far from the last one
Yet still
No windmill farm has ever exploded next to
Any solar-powered rooftop
There are drugs in New York
And there are drugs in Maricopa County
How all those opium laden burrows
Swam here from Afghanistan
Is also lost on Joe Arpaio
Petraeus’ pants are called Warrior Savants
You can’t buy them at The Gap
But we do sell Israel most of its child-killing missiles
And still
No windmill farm has ever exploded next to
Any solar-powered rooftop
Boom!
Austerity Works Better than Chemtrails
Deep-Fried and Monsanto’d
Austerity, in my and Ronald Reagan’s opinion, works much better than chemtrails. With chemtrails, you have to believe in grand conspiracies all around us. With austerity, all you have to do is eat, fornicate, shit, work more for less and watch a little bit of Wolf Blitzer here and there.
I don’t think mysterious vapor trails in the sky force us to eat hotdogs…that were first slathered with a Monsanto’d corn bread-like substance…and then somehow deep-fried for our convenience. Vapor trails over Hanford, Fukushima, or even any coal-fired plant are indeed difficult to explain. But in reality, they’re up there so you’ll look up…instead of straight at what’s actually killing you.
Yellow cheese, white bread and mad cow burgers
Never-ending wars for Lockheed and Boeing
Why not just cut Social Security?
Yes the mind altering food we eat is better for us than swimming in the Columbia River. Sure alcohol makes billions of dollars for its pushers! This is why marijuana and cocaine make billions of dollars for Banks in America. After all, Afghan heroin can’t get to our shores via burrow, aircraft carrier or the Border Patrol alone…
Yellow cheese, white bread and mad cow burgers
Never-ending wars for Lockheed and Boeing
Why not just cut Social Security?
If General Petraeus is a spy, then 9/11 could be questioned. This also why using shirtless FBI Agents to investigate said potential spies…just makes sense! I guess as long as we’re eating that Monsanto’d corn dog while Patriot Acted, we might as well go ahead and look up.
Yellow cheese, white bread and mad cow burgers
Never-ending wars for Lockheed and Boeing
Why not just cut Social Security?
It’s not so much that we’re getting slower witted, it’s more that The Rolling Stones after almost 124 years…are still trying to warn us about austerity and Wolf Blitzer.
The Journalism Embedded in Petraeus’ Pants
there’s trouble with the zipper on petraeus’ pants
rumor control has it that it wont stay up
though the cia cannot confirm nor deny this
a cult figure
a loose zipper
does not make
there’s trouble with the zipper on petraeus’ pants
a loose zipper
a fake cult figure
embedded journalists
did in fact make
The Olerud Trees
when i was a kid
i never had to gather firewood from beneath a drone filled sky
when i was a kid
i gathered wood to cook marshmallows with
when i was a kid
john wayne was almost dead
and pink floyd songs weren’t censored for our protection yet
when i was a kid
we had kent state and wounded knee of 73′
my daddy went to vietnam
and liz cheney’s dad still wets the bed
when i was a kid
democrats were democrats and republicans were republicans
both are quite proficient at killing
decades worth of firewood gathering children
when i was a kid
trees were made for 2×4’s, forts and fantasy
some kids dodge missiles when collecting wood from them
while one spoiled rich kid finds that his view is blocked by them
I Unlocked the Superstar Lesser of the Greater Same Badge!
The Never-Ending Wars Never Ended
Yesterday I voted for the worst candidate for all the right reasons. On that day — yesterday — I also voted for the the best candidate for all of the wrong reasons. Then, for no known real reason known to myself, I also voted for the lesser of the worst candidate, because the greater of the better candidate was scarier to me than the lesser of the even worser other candidates.
If only there had been a candidate who was simultaneously better than the lesser, while worser than the greater, I’d probably feel better about voting for the lesser of the greater same.
I think it was Martin Short who once said, ‘bad stuff occurs in fives — so it’s good that we can’t get past the first two’s’.
No — actually that was me.
The lesser of the greater same…it’s not quite badder than the worst case scenario, but it’s certainly worser than pondering where all the money went.
The Vigilant Lens 