Austerity Works Better than Chemtrails

Deep-Fried and Monsanto’d

Austerity, in my and Ronald Reagan’s opinion, works much better than chemtrails.  With chemtrails, you have to believe in grand conspiracies all around us.  With austerity, all you have to do is eat, fornicate, shit, work more for less and watch a little bit of Wolf Blitzer here and there.

I don’t think mysterious vapor trails in the sky force us to eat hotdogs…that were first slathered with a Monsanto’d corn bread-like substance…and then somehow deep-fried for our convenience.  Vapor trails over Hanford, Fukushima, or even any coal-fired plant are indeed difficult to explain.  But in reality, they’re up there so you’ll look up…instead of straight at what’s actually killing you.

Yellow cheese, white bread and mad cow burgers
Never-ending wars for Lockheed and Boeing
Why not just cut Social Security?

Yes the mind altering food we eat is better for us than swimming in the Columbia River. Sure alcohol makes billions of dollars for its pushers! This is why marijuana and cocaine make billions of dollars for Banks in America.  After all, Afghan heroin can’t get to our shores via burrow, aircraft carrier or the Border Patrol alone…

Yellow cheese, white bread and mad cow burgers
Never-ending wars for Lockheed and Boeing
Why not just cut Social Security?

If General Petraeus is a spy, then 9/11 could be questioned.  This also why using shirtless FBI Agents to investigate said potential spies…just makes sense!  I guess as long as we’re eating that Monsanto’d corn dog while Patriot Acted, we might as well go ahead and look up.

Yellow cheese, white bread and mad cow burgers
Never-ending wars for Lockheed and Boeing
Why not just cut Social Security?

It’s not so much that we’re getting slower witted, it’s more that The Rolling Stones after almost 124 years…are still trying to warn us about austerity and Wolf Blitzer.